Dan Underhill
@lastgalaxian.bsky.social
he/him.
writer: Champions of the Cosmos / podcast hobbyist: Maneater Theater / almost archivist / cat enthusiast / fantasy, sci-fi, horror genre enjoyer / an intrepid hot dog.
writer: Champions of the Cosmos / podcast hobbyist: Maneater Theater / almost archivist / cat enthusiast / fantasy, sci-fi, horror genre enjoyer / an intrepid hot dog.
Kinda crazy that no Midwestern cafe has changed their we're open sign to say: we're ope 'n!
August 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Kinda crazy that no Midwestern cafe has changed their we're open sign to say: we're ope 'n!
The voices/line deliveries of the VPs in #SquidGame are p bad, but the mask designs are a huge reason why these characters fall flat. They're not visually dynamic or interesting, and don't even fit the actors faces well. Sorta looks like they glued golden sequins on a dollar store mask.
June 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The voices/line deliveries of the VPs in #SquidGame are p bad, but the mask designs are a huge reason why these characters fall flat. They're not visually dynamic or interesting, and don't even fit the actors faces well. Sorta looks like they glued golden sequins on a dollar store mask.
Hot Take but the Devils Plan (both seasons) are like 10 times more compelling than Squid Game Season 2.
June 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hot Take but the Devils Plan (both seasons) are like 10 times more compelling than Squid Game Season 2.
I love how every human protagonist in Star War is named something like Qyntin Heartstrong and every alien is named Freek Freek McSnoogbert.
June 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I love how every human protagonist in Star War is named something like Qyntin Heartstrong and every alien is named Freek Freek McSnoogbert.
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Couldn't Elon just pay 20 GOP senators $5b each to impeach Trump?
Seems like he could hook that up if he wanted to.
Seems like he could hook that up if he wanted to.
June 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Couldn't Elon just pay 20 GOP senators $5b each to impeach Trump?
Seems like he could hook that up if he wanted to.
Seems like he could hook that up if he wanted to.
After making a PB&J does anyone else lick the knife like Lurtz the Uruk-hai from LotR, or is this just a me thing?
June 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
After making a PB&J does anyone else lick the knife like Lurtz the Uruk-hai from LotR, or is this just a me thing?
Which monarch knighted Sir Mix-a-lot?
May 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Which monarch knighted Sir Mix-a-lot?
Gotta know the stats on this Dark Souls item.
April 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Gotta know the stats on this Dark Souls item.
The Duskbloods. I can't even.
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Duskbloods. I can't even.
Well now I see why Nintendo couldn't release their Direct yesterday, no one would believe in a million years that an all new FROM SOFT game on Nintendo Switch 2! Duskblood! Let's Goooooooo!
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Well now I see why Nintendo couldn't release their Direct yesterday, no one would believe in a million years that an all new FROM SOFT game on Nintendo Switch 2! Duskblood! Let's Goooooooo!
One of the outside cats looked in my window and I asked if he wanted to watch Fitzcarraldo with me. So that's where I'm at.
March 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
One of the outside cats looked in my window and I asked if he wanted to watch Fitzcarraldo with me. So that's where I'm at.
Does anyone have a name that is so generic that whenever you join a large company you get emails meant for someone else with your same name in a totally different position/location? No, just a me problem??
March 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Does anyone have a name that is so generic that whenever you join a large company you get emails meant for someone else with your same name in a totally different position/location? No, just a me problem??
None of my friends have watched the Season 2 finale of Severance yet. I need to talk to someone before I lose my mind!
March 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
None of my friends have watched the Season 2 finale of Severance yet. I need to talk to someone before I lose my mind!
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Imagine how much more terrifying that Music Dance Experience was to people who had never heard of a marching band before
March 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Imagine how much more terrifying that Music Dance Experience was to people who had never heard of a marching band before
Happy Caturday from sweet bb Moo
March 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Happy Caturday from sweet bb Moo
"don't play me off because I'm a big second time Oscar winner... now let me get back to my meandering speech about respect" was not a good look Adrien Brody.
March 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"don't play me off because I'm a big second time Oscar winner... now let me get back to my meandering speech about respect" was not a good look Adrien Brody.
"Why aren't you wearing a suit?" has the exact aristocratically oblivious ring as "let them eat cake."
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"Why aren't you wearing a suit?" has the exact aristocratically oblivious ring as "let them eat cake."
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Solidarity Statement with
@nycalamounited.bsky.social
@nycalamounited.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Solidarity Statement with
@nycalamounited.bsky.social
@nycalamounited.bsky.social
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Don't want it to go to my head, but I think I'm probably in the top percentile of people who think up absolutely stupid/terrible puns.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Don't want it to go to my head, but I think I'm probably in the top percentile of people who think up absolutely stupid/terrible puns.
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Happy Twin Peaks Day! 🥲
February 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Happy Twin Peaks Day! 🥲
Every single day for the last month every news headline has alternated between feeling like a prelude to George Orwell's 1984 or an Onion Article, and often a bit of both at the same time.
February 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Every single day for the last month every news headline has alternated between feeling like a prelude to George Orwell's 1984 or an Onion Article, and often a bit of both at the same time.
I want them to create a cinematic universe set in the Uncut Gems / Anora world.
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I want them to create a cinematic universe set in the Uncut Gems / Anora world.
To drive super bowl traffic Tubi has temporarily disabled the use of the search function and access your watchlist. Late stage capitalism is so cool! Guess I'm gonna have to buy Suburban Sasquatch on DVD now. 🫠
February 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
To drive super bowl traffic Tubi has temporarily disabled the use of the search function and access your watchlist. Late stage capitalism is so cool! Guess I'm gonna have to buy Suburban Sasquatch on DVD now. 🫠
Happy Caturday to all who observe.
Sometimes I think she looks more like one of those giant prize-winning rabbits at the county fair than a cat.
Sometimes I think she looks more like one of those giant prize-winning rabbits at the county fair than a cat.
February 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Happy Caturday to all who observe.
Sometimes I think she looks more like one of those giant prize-winning rabbits at the county fair than a cat.
Sometimes I think she looks more like one of those giant prize-winning rabbits at the county fair than a cat.