Laocoon
@laocooncitheronia.bsky.social
About as popular as a port-o-potty full of bees.
Does not meet expectations, unless you're expecting bees.
LAY-oh-kahn
https://laocooncitheronia.substack.com/
https://patreon.com/LaocoonCitheronia
Does not meet expectations, unless you're expecting bees.
LAY-oh-kahn
https://laocooncitheronia.substack.com/
https://patreon.com/LaocoonCitheronia
Every time I get off the phone with my lawyer, I am launched into a week long panic attack about some confusion she sowed. I think she comes to meetings without having reviewed the details, is guesstimating in ways that aren't relevant in my specific case, and I am to stupid to stop it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Every time I get off the phone with my lawyer, I am launched into a week long panic attack about some confusion she sowed. I think she comes to meetings without having reviewed the details, is guesstimating in ways that aren't relevant in my specific case, and I am to stupid to stop it.
I had a dream with extremely large caterpillars in it. Like cat size. It was one of those dreams that feels fine but when you wake up, it feels like a nightmare. Maybe the nightmare was actually just being awake. I wonder what is true.
a fluffy cat laying on a green leaf with a black background
ALT: a fluffy cat laying on a green leaf with a black background
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I had a dream with extremely large caterpillars in it. Like cat size. It was one of those dreams that feels fine but when you wake up, it feels like a nightmare. Maybe the nightmare was actually just being awake. I wonder what is true.
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest.
I wouldn't trust Marge Greene to make a peanut butter sandwich. Christ Jesus, turn her mic off. She's an opportunist and she's making her play, so let her do it without us having to watch.
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I wouldn't trust Marge Greene to make a peanut butter sandwich. Christ Jesus, turn her mic off. She's an opportunist and she's making her play, so let her do it without us having to watch.
Oh good. The anger. Here it is.
There are things you can't change. They don't have to be the rocks you break yourself on. They can be a liberation from striving for impossibilities, if you just let yourself redefine the word "precious."
Why not? Everyone else can do it. Why not me?
There are things you can't change. They don't have to be the rocks you break yourself on. They can be a liberation from striving for impossibilities, if you just let yourself redefine the word "precious."
Why not? Everyone else can do it. Why not me?
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh good. The anger. Here it is.
There are things you can't change. They don't have to be the rocks you break yourself on. They can be a liberation from striving for impossibilities, if you just let yourself redefine the word "precious."
Why not? Everyone else can do it. Why not me?
There are things you can't change. They don't have to be the rocks you break yourself on. They can be a liberation from striving for impossibilities, if you just let yourself redefine the word "precious."
Why not? Everyone else can do it. Why not me?
Ok well the sun feeling set at 3:50 in the afternoon is a little bit much. srsly come on
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ok well the sun feeling set at 3:50 in the afternoon is a little bit much. srsly come on
I keep thinking about Tesla Takedown and how cool I thought it was. Today, Musk is about to become our first trillionaire. It's these sort of things that make old people the way they are. Watch enough of this shit happen and you understand that youthful enthusiasm for change is... naive at best.
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I keep thinking about Tesla Takedown and how cool I thought it was. Today, Musk is about to become our first trillionaire. It's these sort of things that make old people the way they are. Watch enough of this shit happen and you understand that youthful enthusiasm for change is... naive at best.
Good things: sunrise, some stable ground, some knowledge. Halloween candy. Ahead at work (for two weeks, then SHTF). Small and medium (and even one large) aspiration. Not alone. Very close to the end of this legal process.
Gonna start turning the heat up in the house to celebrate. It's cold AF.
Gonna start turning the heat up in the house to celebrate. It's cold AF.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good things: sunrise, some stable ground, some knowledge. Halloween candy. Ahead at work (for two weeks, then SHTF). Small and medium (and even one large) aspiration. Not alone. Very close to the end of this legal process.
Gonna start turning the heat up in the house to celebrate. It's cold AF.
Gonna start turning the heat up in the house to celebrate. It's cold AF.
I discovered an amateur history account on substack which is deeply wrong in its interpretations. The author is using AI to create summaries and translations of individual texts. The interpretations of medieval works caused small red flags to go up....
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I discovered an amateur history account on substack which is deeply wrong in its interpretations. The author is using AI to create summaries and translations of individual texts. The interpretations of medieval works caused small red flags to go up....
So, tonight's the, uh, beaver moon, I guess.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So, tonight's the, uh, beaver moon, I guess.
I was good for a while, but now the anger is back. I'm tired of the tasks and throwing little tantrums. Why so much suffering? And I don't even mean like in general. Why is there so much suffering in my immediate circles?
Writing substacks on politics is the only thing I like right now.
Writing substacks on politics is the only thing I like right now.
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was good for a while, but now the anger is back. I'm tired of the tasks and throwing little tantrums. Why so much suffering? And I don't even mean like in general. Why is there so much suffering in my immediate circles?
Writing substacks on politics is the only thing I like right now.
Writing substacks on politics is the only thing I like right now.
The flag of the Satanic Temple over Somersworth, New Hampshire today. I love to see it!
Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The flag of the Satanic Temple over Somersworth, New Hampshire today. I love to see it!
Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
If I don't get up and go to work right now, I'll be late. I hate my fucking job, goddamn.
Get UP.
Get UP.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
If I don't get up and go to work right now, I'll be late. I hate my fucking job, goddamn.
Get UP.
Get UP.
Ease better be coming, because all this high-stakes scrambling is for the birds.
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ease better be coming, because all this high-stakes scrambling is for the birds.
Tried to trap what I thought was a tired bee under a glass to scoop it up and bring it outside, but I dropped the glass on the stoop and it shattered, and the fucking bee was dead anyway, so I was out vacuuming my stoop at 730am like an asshole and this is how the rest of the day also went.
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Tried to trap what I thought was a tired bee under a glass to scoop it up and bring it outside, but I dropped the glass on the stoop and it shattered, and the fucking bee was dead anyway, so I was out vacuuming my stoop at 730am like an asshole and this is how the rest of the day also went.
I was going to say I kicked yardwork's ass, but I'm realizing that it's the other way around.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was going to say I kicked yardwork's ass, but I'm realizing that it's the other way around.
So hay, private funds to pay the military is democratic, right?
I am starting to get the feeling that the government will not reopen.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
I am starting to get the feeling that the government will not reopen.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
So hay, private funds to pay the military is democratic, right?
I am starting to get the feeling that the government will not reopen.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
I am starting to get the feeling that the government will not reopen.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
I keep feeling like nobody likes me because I'm a weirdo, but then I look around real hard and realize that every single person I know is deeply weird. Like, every person I am worried doesn't like me should be also worried that I don't like them, just based on wierdoness levels alone.
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I keep feeling like nobody likes me because I'm a weirdo, but then I look around real hard and realize that every single person I know is deeply weird. Like, every person I am worried doesn't like me should be also worried that I don't like them, just based on wierdoness levels alone.
Hand of God, I guess. Eric Trump is like Daniel or Moses, you know. Direct line to the almighty. It's his natural virtue and obedience to god's teachings that give him this special sight. A real spiritual leader, this Eric Trump.
Eric Trump talking about his dad: "Make no mistake, he is heaven-bound. He's probably too humble in a certain way to say that. I can say it as his son because I've seen the hand of God on him for a very long time." h/t @atrupar.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hand of God, I guess. Eric Trump is like Daniel or Moses, you know. Direct line to the almighty. It's his natural virtue and obedience to god's teachings that give him this special sight. A real spiritual leader, this Eric Trump.
I need to get up and work. So much has to get done before the sun even comes up, and then there's all the other stuff, and further stuff. But my body is in revolt at this point.
I dreamt of a endless mansion, filled with treasures and celebrations.
I dreamt of a endless mansion, filled with treasures and celebrations.
October 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I need to get up and work. So much has to get done before the sun even comes up, and then there's all the other stuff, and further stuff. But my body is in revolt at this point.
I dreamt of a endless mansion, filled with treasures and celebrations.
I dreamt of a endless mansion, filled with treasures and celebrations.
I actually have a person at work whose advice I solicit in order to know what not to do. This person is wrong 100% of the time. It's so consistent that you can set your watch by it, making him an absolutely incredible resource. Knowing what not to do is nearly as valuable as knowing what to do.
October 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I actually have a person at work whose advice I solicit in order to know what not to do. This person is wrong 100% of the time. It's so consistent that you can set your watch by it, making him an absolutely incredible resource. Knowing what not to do is nearly as valuable as knowing what to do.
