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ɭɭHEIS.IN.FLEW.HENCEɭɭ 🇳🇬
@lanremichaels.bsky.social
Chef👨‍🍳
Ardent lover of crisis😈☠️
I Pull Stunts Till They Slack✊🔥
Pinned
Just came back from 2025, we're so cooked....
My girlfriend when she goes through my Facebook and sees that I’ve got a Top Fan badge on her best friend’s profile
June 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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🤣🤣
When your friend and his girlfriend start arguing, and she start spilling out all the secrets you told your friend
April 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Ahem… blows off thick layer of dust
Did this place always have this many cobwebs, or did I just respawn in a haunted server?
April 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Handing over to Jesus ooo 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤧
November 30, 2024 at 10:12 AM
When you step on the brake 3 times and it doesn't stop....
November 30, 2024 at 8:27 AM
When your friend and his girlfriend start arguing, and she start spilling out all the secrets you told your friend
November 28, 2024 at 7:55 PM
We need drafts and to be able to schedule skeets.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Nov 27
📢 App Version 1.95 is rolling out now (1/6)

Lots of bugfixes and performance improvements in this one!
November 27, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Ain’t nothing worse than your clothes size telling you to grow up
a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is sitting in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is sitting in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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My love language is boob, please thank you ☺️
November 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I feel like I'm losing my running skills' I need a dog to chase me.
November 27, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Bro, life will test you again and again.

You'll fail many times,

But as long as you don't quit,

You will win.
November 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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My crush is posting broken-heart quotes
Lemme give her 2 days to cry then I cease the opportunity
November 24, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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I became the moon
You were once someone's sunshine, what happened?😂💔
November 26, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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It was sunset, as I watched the lights fading away💔😅
You were once someone's sunshine, what happened?😂💔
November 25, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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Clouds rolled in
You were once someone's sunshine, what happened?😂💔
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 AM
You were once someone's sunshine, what happened?😂💔
November 25, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 9:57 AM
When you see the mechanic who went to test your car, coming back on foot
November 25, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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You Better Stop Checking Your Ex's Profile Coz You'll End up Earning A Top Fan Badge
July 7, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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Never put your transport money
in the same pocket with your handkerchief. I will explain when l finish crying 🥺
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 AM