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@lanremichaels.bsky.social
Chef👨🍳
Ardent lover of crisis😈☠️
I Pull Stunts Till They Slack✊🔥
Ardent lover of crisis😈☠️
I Pull Stunts Till They Slack✊🔥
My girlfriend when she goes through my Facebook and sees that I’ve got a Top Fan badge on her best friend’s profile
June 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My girlfriend when she goes through my Facebook and sees that I’ve got a Top Fan badge on her best friend’s profile
When you step on the brake 3 times and it doesn't stop....
November 30, 2024 at 8:27 AM
When you step on the brake 3 times and it doesn't stop....
When your friend and his girlfriend start arguing, and she start spilling out all the secrets you told your friend
November 28, 2024 at 7:55 PM
When your friend and his girlfriend start arguing, and she start spilling out all the secrets you told your friend
When you see the mechanic who went to test your car, coming back on foot
November 25, 2024 at 9:33 AM
When you see the mechanic who went to test your car, coming back on foot
Me trying to find my dignity after i message someone and got left on read...
November 24, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Me trying to find my dignity after i message someone and got left on read...
When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes:
November 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes:
Left home to feed home😓
As i commot them cook Jollof rice🤧
As i commot them cook Jollof rice🤧
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Left home to feed home😓
As i commot them cook Jollof rice🤧
As i commot them cook Jollof rice🤧
When your mom beats you and calls you for dinner.
November 22, 2024 at 10:09 AM
When your mom beats you and calls you for dinner.
You just sent your nephew home with nothing after 7 years of working for you.
But you're not moved because you're just a chill guy.
But you're not moved because you're just a chill guy.
November 22, 2024 at 8:13 AM
You just sent your nephew home with nothing after 7 years of working for you.
But you're not moved because you're just a chill guy.
But you're not moved because you're just a chill guy.
Opposites attract.
One is over dressed, the other is under dressed.😂
One is over dressed, the other is under dressed.😂
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Opposites attract.
One is over dressed, the other is under dressed.😂
One is over dressed, the other is under dressed.😂
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
When my whole family is laughin at me, but my sister who has a secret boyfriend is laughing extra loudly 😈😈😈
November 21, 2024 at 5:07 PM
When my whole family is laughin at me, but my sister who has a secret boyfriend is laughing extra loudly 😈😈😈
When she patiently waiting for me to make the first move but i’m really just a chill guy
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 PM
When she patiently waiting for me to make the first move but i’m really just a chill guy
Me when I think of those Essay I typed expressing my love in the past:
November 21, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Me when I think of those Essay I typed expressing my love in the past:
Make e bring am, the TV is ready and working fine
November 21, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Make e bring am, the TV is ready and working fine
They wanna make a video?😅
November 21, 2024 at 12:01 PM
They wanna make a video?😅
November 20, 2024 at 9:25 PM
When you buy goods at 50% discount😅
November 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
When you buy goods at 50% discount😅
*pushes her to the bed*
"Baby, why are you not talking? Baby say something!
Why is ketchup coming out of your head?"
"Baby, why are you not talking? Baby say something!
Why is ketchup coming out of your head?"
November 18, 2024 at 5:33 PM
*pushes her to the bed*
"Baby, why are you not talking? Baby say something!
Why is ketchup coming out of your head?"
"Baby, why are you not talking? Baby say something!
Why is ketchup coming out of your head?"
People think differently 😹😭😅
November 18, 2024 at 12:32 PM
People think differently 😹😭😅
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,042,411!
Ok now, I’m back.
Who missed me?🤭
Ok now, I’m back.
Who missed me?🤭
September 17, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,042,411!
Ok now, I’m back.
Who missed me?🤭
Ok now, I’m back.
Who missed me?🤭
When You're at your man's funeral and another girl is crying harder than you
July 7, 2024 at 12:36 PM
When You're at your man's funeral and another girl is crying harder than you
Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, stepdads, father figures, and moms who have taken on the role of a father! Whether you're here with us or watching over us from above, we honor and celebrate you today.
Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
June 16, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, stepdads, father figures, and moms who have taken on the role of a father! Whether you're here with us or watching over us from above, we honor and celebrate you today.
Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
💕 THANK YOU, AMAZING FOLLOWERS! 💕
I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉
#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉
#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
June 12, 2024 at 9:41 AM
💕 THANK YOU, AMAZING FOLLOWERS! 💕
I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉
#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉
#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
When I’m purging at an event, but I can’t leave yet because they haven't shared the food.
June 9, 2024 at 6:36 PM
When I’m purging at an event, but I can’t leave yet because they haven't shared the food.