Ethan
@lankyframpard.bsky.social
Probably talking about movies. You guys know me, right?
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if thou could’st, blacksmith, glad enough would I lay my head upon thy anvil, and feel thy heaviest hammer between my eyes
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
if thou could’st, blacksmith, glad enough would I lay my head upon thy anvil, and feel thy heaviest hammer between my eyes
Rest in Peace to the seemingly immortal Tatsuya Nakadai. One of the greatest actors of his or indeed any generation. More classics in a career than many could ever dream of
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Rest in Peace to the seemingly immortal Tatsuya Nakadai. One of the greatest actors of his or indeed any generation. More classics in a career than many could ever dream of
I took my brother and his wife to see Eyes Wide Shut on 35mm last summer fully expecting it to get a mixed reception (I just wanted to show them the Belcourt theater)
Lo and behold they liked it so much they showed it to their friends this year!! 🥹
Lo and behold they liked it so much they showed it to their friends this year!! 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I took my brother and his wife to see Eyes Wide Shut on 35mm last summer fully expecting it to get a mixed reception (I just wanted to show them the Belcourt theater)
Lo and behold they liked it so much they showed it to their friends this year!! 🥹
Lo and behold they liked it so much they showed it to their friends this year!! 🥹
One thing driving me nuts is about halfway through the HAMNET trailer it says “based on the best-selling novel HAMNET”
So you’re expecting to be called something else besides HAMNET
So you’re expecting to be called something else besides HAMNET
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
One thing driving me nuts is about halfway through the HAMNET trailer it says “based on the best-selling novel HAMNET”
So you’re expecting to be called something else besides HAMNET
So you’re expecting to be called something else besides HAMNET
Why don’t they sell cold seltzers at the grocery store but they sell cold beer??
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Why don’t they sell cold seltzers at the grocery store but they sell cold beer??
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THE MATRIX REUPLOADED
It's just the second movie again, but with a bunch of copyrighted music awkwardly edited out.
It's just the second movie again, but with a bunch of copyrighted music awkwardly edited out.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
THE MATRIX REUPLOADED
It's just the second movie again, but with a bunch of copyrighted music awkwardly edited out.
It's just the second movie again, but with a bunch of copyrighted music awkwardly edited out.
I’m always wary of anyone who says “my former best friend” like that’s some of the most sinister lore you can drop
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m always wary of anyone who says “my former best friend” like that’s some of the most sinister lore you can drop
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he, shivering and half shipwrecked, instead of rainbows speaking hope and solace to his misery, views what seems a boundless churchyard grinning upon him with its lean ice monuments and splintered crosses
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
he, shivering and half shipwrecked, instead of rainbows speaking hope and solace to his misery, views what seems a boundless churchyard grinning upon him with its lean ice monuments and splintered crosses
I thought I lost the login to Bluesky lol
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I thought I lost the login to Bluesky lol
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From beneath his slouched hat Ahab dropped a tear into the sea; nor did all the Pacific contain such wealth as that one wee drop.
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
From beneath his slouched hat Ahab dropped a tear into the sea; nor did all the Pacific contain such wealth as that one wee drop.
Abbey had what can only be called an “Ohtani-esque” performance last night when she made this incredible pan pizza with homemade sauce/crust
Eat your heart out Pizza Hut
Eat your heart out Pizza Hut
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Abbey had what can only be called an “Ohtani-esque” performance last night when she made this incredible pan pizza with homemade sauce/crust
Eat your heart out Pizza Hut
Eat your heart out Pizza Hut
Does Bluesky know Shohei Ohtani pitched 6 scoreless innings and hit 3 homers
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Does Bluesky know Shohei Ohtani pitched 6 scoreless innings and hit 3 homers
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WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
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My favorite Struzan story is that he was doing the poster for Indy at Disneyland, but they didn't have the rights to Ford's likeness. Fed up with working around the problem, Struzan just called Ford and was like, "hey, can I use your face for this," and Ford said, "if it's for you, absolutely."
October 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My favorite Struzan story is that he was doing the poster for Indy at Disneyland, but they didn't have the rights to Ford's likeness. Fed up with working around the problem, Struzan just called Ford and was like, "hey, can I use your face for this," and Ford said, "if it's for you, absolutely."
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For #DVparty day 3, here are the opening lines of my folklore-inspired YA contemporary fantasy ✨
(Gorgeous art in the background is by sethpuertoluna from Twitter!)
(Gorgeous art in the background is by sethpuertoluna from Twitter!)
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
For #DVparty day 3, here are the opening lines of my folklore-inspired YA contemporary fantasy ✨
(Gorgeous art in the background is by sethpuertoluna from Twitter!)
(Gorgeous art in the background is by sethpuertoluna from Twitter!)
Working in vintage is cool cause some guy will recommend you for a job just based on your music taste
September 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Working in vintage is cool cause some guy will recommend you for a job just based on your music taste
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One Guringo After Another
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One Guringo After Another
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Already we are boldly launched upon the deep; but soon we shall be lost in its unshored, harbourless immensities.
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Already we are boldly launched upon the deep; but soon we shall be lost in its unshored, harbourless immensities.
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In honor of diving into the #amquerying trenches, please enjoy this utterly ✨breathtaking✨ art of Mirza, Samir, and Leila from my book, UNVEIL THE STARS. The artist (@/sethpuertoluna on twitter) did the most incredible job bringing this soft, magical scene to life, and I couldn't be more enchanted 💕
September 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In honor of diving into the #amquerying trenches, please enjoy this utterly ✨breathtaking✨ art of Mirza, Samir, and Leila from my book, UNVEIL THE STARS. The artist (@/sethpuertoluna on twitter) did the most incredible job bringing this soft, magical scene to life, and I couldn't be more enchanted 💕
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Introducing my #agentsguide to UNVEIL THE STARS, my Arab folklore-inspired YA contemporary fantasy in which a Lebanese American teen with anxiety and OCD must navigate a perilous magical realm to save her sisters from the jinn 🧞✨
#amquerying soon 👀
#amquerying soon 👀
September 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Introducing my #agentsguide to UNVEIL THE STARS, my Arab folklore-inspired YA contemporary fantasy in which a Lebanese American teen with anxiety and OCD must navigate a perilous magical realm to save her sisters from the jinn 🧞✨
#amquerying soon 👀
#amquerying soon 👀
This movie belongs in the Criterion Collection more than 95% of other movies
September 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This movie belongs in the Criterion Collection more than 95% of other movies
It’s crazy to think that if the whole politics thing hadn’t worked out Trump could easily have been a Norma Desmond-type figure in the swamps of Florida
“Everybody loved me…everybody loved me…too big for reality tv…I was gonna be president you know until that Obama came along…”
“Everybody loved me…everybody loved me…too big for reality tv…I was gonna be president you know until that Obama came along…”
September 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s crazy to think that if the whole politics thing hadn’t worked out Trump could easily have been a Norma Desmond-type figure in the swamps of Florida
“Everybody loved me…everybody loved me…too big for reality tv…I was gonna be president you know until that Obama came along…”
“Everybody loved me…everybody loved me…too big for reality tv…I was gonna be president you know until that Obama came along…”
I was having a bad day and then some idiot gets shot and made it worse
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was having a bad day and then some idiot gets shot and made it worse