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OLD HAG 30+ y/o
unrepentant fujoshi
ffxiv - mateus
ah not tan neet are not tan neet centimeter
Pinned
someone should convince him that isekai reincarnation is real
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
the fruit that turns poor people into goo
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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has anyone checked in on the nintendo streamers who hate rpgs and anime. are they alive
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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king of the hill visual novel background
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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NO KINGS BUT BRODY KING

#AEWDynamite
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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I’m laughing
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Paranormansight: The Mermaid's Curse coming Feb 19th, 2026
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:

aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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モノクロ練習 ( グリキョウ )
January 25, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.

It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.

“ICE GTFO OF MN”

Minneapolis February 4, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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made an alien oc 👽
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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グリキョウ 1
January 19, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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グリキョウ 2
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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especially since you can see in-game the dungeon's mummy floating guy throughout pretty much the first disc. in the sky in random zones, just disappearing here and there, it leaves a lot to think about
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Overwatch 2 getting the persona collab "mark of death", but the monkeys paw curls and they just drop the 2 in the game and go back to overwatch
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
back to the Metaphor Refantazio Switch 2 waiting room 🚶🏼
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
my coworker gave me a dubai chocolate bar and it was the most dogshit chocolate bar i'd ever eaten tbh it genuinely tasted like nothing i couldn't even taste the pistachio somehow and there was so much of the flavorless pistachio fluff that it also cancelled out the chocolate flavor
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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dubai fish cakes
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
he was made for me
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM