LameAssDads
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Two new tracks out now! linktr.ee/lameassdads
October 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Two new tracks out now! linktr.ee/lameassdads
A taste is all you get…
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A taste is all you get…
Until we meet again…
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Until we meet again…
July 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You’re 14. It’s summer. You just bought a $20 CD because the artwork looked cool.
No clue what it sounds like.
Now THAT was adventure.
What was the album?
No clue what it sounds like.
Now THAT was adventure.
What was the album?
July 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You’re 14. It’s summer. You just bought a $20 CD because the artwork looked cool.
No clue what it sounds like.
Now THAT was adventure.
What was the album?
No clue what it sounds like.
Now THAT was adventure.
What was the album?
My kid fell down, stood up, and yelled, “Let’s gooo!”
Proud to say he’s now the frontman.
Proud to say he’s now the frontman.
July 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My kid fell down, stood up, and yelled, “Let’s gooo!”
Proud to say he’s now the frontman.
Proud to say he’s now the frontman.
You’re building a time capsule for peak 90s/2000s punk culture.
You can only put three items in it. What are you burying?
We'll Start:
– Burnt CD labeled “Skatepark Confessions Vol. 1”
– Studded belt
– A single Vans slip-on (RIP the other one)
Drop yours below ⬇️
You can only put three items in it. What are you burying?
We'll Start:
– Burnt CD labeled “Skatepark Confessions Vol. 1”
– Studded belt
– A single Vans slip-on (RIP the other one)
Drop yours below ⬇️
July 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You’re building a time capsule for peak 90s/2000s punk culture.
You can only put three items in it. What are you burying?
We'll Start:
– Burnt CD labeled “Skatepark Confessions Vol. 1”
– Studded belt
– A single Vans slip-on (RIP the other one)
Drop yours below ⬇️
You can only put three items in it. What are you burying?
We'll Start:
– Burnt CD labeled “Skatepark Confessions Vol. 1”
– Studded belt
– A single Vans slip-on (RIP the other one)
Drop yours below ⬇️
"I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song." Savage! Drop more Petty Poetry below ⬇️
June 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song." Savage! Drop more Petty Poetry below ⬇️
What’s THE lyric you used to scream like it was the only thing holding your teenage heart together?
June 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What’s THE lyric you used to scream like it was the only thing holding your teenage heart together?
Millennials, what was your Mall routine back in the day?
June 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Millennials, what was your Mall routine back in the day?
Who was your first favorite band - the one that made you fall in love with music? Don’t lie. We’re all friends here.
June 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Who was your first favorite band - the one that made you fall in love with music? Don’t lie. We’re all friends here.
My kid: “Do people poop in heaven? Because if they did, I feel like it would fall on people’s houses.”
My child just made me question the afterlife, gravity, and my roof's warranty in under 10 seconds.
My child just made me question the afterlife, gravity, and my roof's warranty in under 10 seconds.
May 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My kid: “Do people poop in heaven? Because if they did, I feel like it would fall on people’s houses.”
My child just made me question the afterlife, gravity, and my roof's warranty in under 10 seconds.
My child just made me question the afterlife, gravity, and my roof's warranty in under 10 seconds.
A UK fan wore a LameAssDads tee to Universal Studios Florida.
They made him take it off for saying “ASS”… and gave him a free shirt instead.
✨New hack:
Wear LameAssDads
Get free stuff
Too pop punk for theme parks. Just right for your dad closet.
📸✈️👕 #LameAssDads
They made him take it off for saying “ASS”… and gave him a free shirt instead.
✨New hack:
Wear LameAssDads
Get free stuff
Too pop punk for theme parks. Just right for your dad closet.
📸✈️👕 #LameAssDads
May 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A UK fan wore a LameAssDads tee to Universal Studios Florida.
They made him take it off for saying “ASS”… and gave him a free shirt instead.
✨New hack:
Wear LameAssDads
Get free stuff
Too pop punk for theme parks. Just right for your dad closet.
📸✈️👕 #LameAssDads
They made him take it off for saying “ASS”… and gave him a free shirt instead.
✨New hack:
Wear LameAssDads
Get free stuff
Too pop punk for theme parks. Just right for your dad closet.
📸✈️👕 #LameAssDads
Shoutout to all the baby mamas, Happy Mother's Day! #mothersday #unclebabybilly
May 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shoutout to all the baby mamas, Happy Mother's Day! #mothersday #unclebabybilly
Who broke your heart harder: your ex or the breakup of your favorite band?
May 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Who broke your heart harder: your ex or the breakup of your favorite band?
Every time I say “When I was your age,” a gray hair earns its wings.
May 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Every time I say “When I was your age,” a gray hair earns its wings.
If you have Spotify, please consider following us there 🙏
May 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If you have Spotify, please consider following us there 🙏
Every time I sit down, a child appears with a snack request like I summoned them. 👻
May 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Every time I sit down, a child appears with a snack request like I summoned them. 👻
Don’t just teach them to stand up for themselves - teach them to stand up for others.
May 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Don’t just teach them to stand up for themselves - teach them to stand up for others.
Raise kids who know their worth - and how to change their guitar strings.
April 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Raise kids who know their worth - and how to change their guitar strings.
Keep your Vans worn, your heart open, and your snare tight.
April 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Keep your Vans worn, your heart open, and your snare tight.
Sometimes, closure doesn’t come in words - just loud songs and long drives.
April 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sometimes, closure doesn’t come in words - just loud songs and long drives.
Life’s a mosh pit. Help people up.
April 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Life’s a mosh pit. Help people up.
