Lambshank Redemption
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This Monkey’s Gone To Heaven
Has to be at least one person in the audience thinking what the fuck is this lunatic prattling on about.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Has to be at least one person in the audience thinking what the fuck is this lunatic prattling on about.
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"Globally recognized for his contributions to the film arts because of his powerful portrayal in Home Alone 2, ..."
REPORTER: Could you imagine receiving a Kennedy Center honor next year?
TRUMP: Yeah, I think I'm going to nominate myself for next year
TRUMP: Yeah, I think I'm going to nominate myself for next year
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Globally recognized for his contributions to the film arts because of his powerful portrayal in Home Alone 2, ..."
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REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.
I just cannot believe Hoijlund is flying at Napoli. I would have bet my mortgage on him not succeeding because he was the worst striker I’d ever seen at Utd and I watched Peter Davenport. Fair play to him I suppose.
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I just cannot believe Hoijlund is flying at Napoli. I would have bet my mortgage on him not succeeding because he was the worst striker I’d ever seen at Utd and I watched Peter Davenport. Fair play to him I suppose.
It’s a tad bit worrying we struggled against Spurs and Everton. Two fucking horrendous teams.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s a tad bit worrying we struggled against Spurs and Everton. Two fucking horrendous teams.
This cunt is just pardoning people who like him. People like McGregor, Brand or Ronaldo can just go around raping women and he’ll set them free….
Breaking News: President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who was convicted in a sweeping drug case last year.
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, who prosecutors said partnered with cocaine traffickers as Honduras’s president and is serving a 45-year sentence.
nyti.ms
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This cunt is just pardoning people who like him. People like McGregor, Brand or Ronaldo can just go around raping women and he’ll set them free….
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Breaking News: President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who was convicted in a sweeping drug case last year.
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, who prosecutors said partnered with cocaine traffickers as Honduras’s president and is serving a 45-year sentence.
nyti.ms
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Breaking News: President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who was convicted in a sweeping drug case last year.
Quick get the next best manager before Liverpool do.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Quick get the next best manager before Liverpool do.
Fuck me Utd have been dreadful so far.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fuck me Utd have been dreadful so far.
No Super Troopers or Dumb and Dumber in the top 100. So bin.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No Super Troopers or Dumb and Dumber in the top 100. So bin.
Holy fuck. He’s just an evil bastard who knows there’s no repercussions.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Holy fuck. He’s just an evil bastard who knows there’s no repercussions.
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
We haven’t turned any corner lads. We’re still a fucking stupid cunt of a team.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We haven’t turned any corner lads. We’re still a fucking stupid cunt of a team.
Sesko is not it I’m afraid. Hoijlund traits.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sesko is not it I’m afraid. Hoijlund traits.
We probably deserved it. But spurs definitely didn’t. We go to the level of the opposition so much.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We probably deserved it. But spurs definitely didn’t. We go to the level of the opposition so much.
Spurs are shite and offering nothing. Our players have to realise this and really turn the screw. Kind of feels we’re just happy to go to their level.
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Spurs are shite and offering nothing. Our players have to realise this and really turn the screw. Kind of feels we’re just happy to go to their level.
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The whole Third Term Project isn’t actually about Trump. The people behind it know he will likely be dead or enfeebled by 2029. It is about them, the vastly unpopular group around Trump, wanting to grift us forever without elections.
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The whole Third Term Project isn’t actually about Trump. The people behind it know he will likely be dead or enfeebled by 2029. It is about them, the vastly unpopular group around Trump, wanting to grift us forever without elections.
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America’s #1 export now is embarrassment.
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
America’s #1 export now is embarrassment.
A player that can calm the fuck down in this exact scenario is what we need.
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A player that can calm the fuck down in this exact scenario is what we need.
Think I’ll lump on Brighton this weekend. Cos that’s just what happens.
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think I’ll lump on Brighton this weekend. Cos that’s just what happens.
I suppose that back 3 only conceded 3 against Brentford so makes sense to play them against Liverpool.
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I suppose that back 3 only conceded 3 against Brentford so makes sense to play them against Liverpool.
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Someone is going to have to explain to me why "champagne socialist" is used as an insult. Someone wealthy enough not to care about the collective wellbeing of those worse off than them, but still does.
How awful... 🫠
How awful... 🫠
October 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Someone is going to have to explain to me why "champagne socialist" is used as an insult. Someone wealthy enough not to care about the collective wellbeing of those worse off than them, but still does.
How awful... 🫠
How awful... 🫠
2 nil up at home against a promoted side and I’m still thinking we won’t win.
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
2 nil up at home against a promoted side and I’m still thinking we won’t win.
Good man Sesko ya big giraffe.
October 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Good man Sesko ya big giraffe.
Dalot caught again by that long ball. More concerning that nobody is bollicking him to wake the fuck up.
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dalot caught again by that long ball. More concerning that nobody is bollicking him to wake the fuck up.