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Given the current economy, the only logical evolution of "smash or pass" is "smish or pass"
September 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Given the current economy, the only logical evolution of "smash or pass" is "smish or pass"
Never wanted to be a parent but here I am telling my cats "if someone says no, you have to stop. Even if you're being friendly, if they say no, you have to stop" anyway
August 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Never wanted to be a parent but here I am telling my cats "if someone says no, you have to stop. Even if you're being friendly, if they say no, you have to stop" anyway
there's nothing quite like getting a life-changing medical diagnosis at 1:30 on a Wednesday and having to just......go back to work after
July 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
there's nothing quite like getting a life-changing medical diagnosis at 1:30 on a Wednesday and having to just......go back to work after
Reminiscing on the time I told my high school biology teacher (& entire class) my parents used to give my siblings & me something they called a "hyper pill" when we were being too hyper and they wanted us to calm down & that they tasted AWFUL and asked if she knew what they might have been
March 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reminiscing on the time I told my high school biology teacher (& entire class) my parents used to give my siblings & me something they called a "hyper pill" when we were being too hyper and they wanted us to calm down & that they tasted AWFUL and asked if she knew what they might have been
Me too, Duo. Me too.
March 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Me too, Duo. Me too.
There really is no experience quite like being white-hot mad at your sibling and your mom still making you fold fitted sheets straight out of the dryer together
February 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
There really is no experience quite like being white-hot mad at your sibling and your mom still making you fold fitted sheets straight out of the dryer together
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amazing terminology for the hypothetical moon of a moon
January 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
amazing terminology for the hypothetical moon of a moon
Nothing more embarrassing than when you're venting to someone and they respond with logic and you have to wave off your rant with "I guess I'm just cranky today"
December 27, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Nothing more embarrassing than when you're venting to someone and they respond with logic and you have to wave off your rant with "I guess I'm just cranky today"
Absolutely unhinged that I told people for years "I have sociopathic tendencies" and could give multiple examples to back up my theory (e.g. bad at sympathy but good at empathy, can't read social cues, repetition, reciprocity) and not once did someone say "maybe you're autistic"
December 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Absolutely unhinged that I told people for years "I have sociopathic tendencies" and could give multiple examples to back up my theory (e.g. bad at sympathy but good at empathy, can't read social cues, repetition, reciprocity) and not once did someone say "maybe you're autistic"
I don't get enough credit for how hard I bit my tongue to not share facts like "Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe in that take but it was so good they kept it in the movie" &"Orlando Bloom broke his ribs the day they filmed this scene so that move is actually CGI" with someone who knows already
December 26, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I don't get enough credit for how hard I bit my tongue to not share facts like "Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe in that take but it was so good they kept it in the movie" &"Orlando Bloom broke his ribs the day they filmed this scene so that move is actually CGI" with someone who knows already
So funny of Hozier to sing "imagine being loved by me" as if that isn't already what we're doing when we listen to his songs
December 21, 2024 at 8:16 PM
So funny of Hozier to sing "imagine being loved by me" as if that isn't already what we're doing when we listen to his songs
Forever scrolling social media and screenshotting books I want to read, never reading any books
December 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Forever scrolling social media and screenshotting books I want to read, never reading any books
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can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
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From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
"HOT TO GO!" (Chappell Roan cover) • "Weird Al" Yankovic & Will Forte • THUNDERGONG! 2024
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
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November 10, 2024 at 11:21 PM
From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
Out here reading primal prey romance novels when I can't even sit on the couch for an hour without needing 600mg of acetaminophen because my back hurts so bad I can't move
November 25, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Out here reading primal prey romance novels when I can't even sit on the couch for an hour without needing 600mg of acetaminophen because my back hurts so bad I can't move
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“It is important to remember that the Republicans in power do not hate the Democrats in power. They hate us—the electorate, the people.” -@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social from the top rope defector.com/the-american...
The American Nightmare Is A Rerun | Defector
The week before the election, for two nights in a row, I dreamt about the moon. The dreams were in sequence: two parts of a single story that were braided together. A single day of my life became the ...
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November 22, 2024 at 12:01 AM
“It is important to remember that the Republicans in power do not hate the Democrats in power. They hate us—the electorate, the people.” -@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social from the top rope defector.com/the-american...
My country was invaded from within.
A poignant and timely movie and quote. Highly recommend. #Bonhoeffer
A poignant and timely movie and quote. Highly recommend. #Bonhoeffer
November 22, 2024 at 7:51 AM
My country was invaded from within.
A poignant and timely movie and quote. Highly recommend. #Bonhoeffer
A poignant and timely movie and quote. Highly recommend. #Bonhoeffer
Always beset upon, never be sat up on
November 17, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Always beset upon, never be sat up on
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
Me: I wish people would communicate with me exclusively through email
Also me, getting an email: are you fucking kidding me
Also me, getting an email: are you fucking kidding me
November 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Me: I wish people would communicate with me exclusively through email
Also me, getting an email: are you fucking kidding me
Also me, getting an email: are you fucking kidding me