Aveline Vallen
@ladybatteringram.bsky.social
It's a real nice night for an evening.
#GuardCaptain #Kirkwaller #Blessed
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#GuardCaptain #Kirkwaller #Blessed
Written by @vesaldi.bsky.social
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...looks like I'm making a drip to Darktown.
You seem rather attached to Leandra's severed head, Anders.
January 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
...looks like I'm making a drip to Darktown.
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No, I do not wish to speak of a victimless detail.
January 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No, I do not wish to speak of a victimless detail.
Well, at least it won't be MY Chantry again.
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Well, at least it won't be MY Chantry again.
This is what the guard does with all the boots we confiscate from Isabela. Right into the Waking Sea.
Shooting tall, supple leather boots out of a trebuchet, just for the hell of it.
December 26, 2024 at 5:51 AM
This is what the guard does with all the boots we confiscate from Isabela. Right into the Waking Sea.
[Sigh.] Better get the guardsmen ready for action.
December 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
[Sigh.] Better get the guardsmen ready for action.
Isabela, so help me, I will send Donnic to arrest you.
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Isabela, so help me, I will send Donnic to arrest you.
Why are these on my desk? Is this some kind of joke, Isabela?
December 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Why are these on my desk? Is this some kind of joke, Isabela?
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Following a drunken bender, Aveline shaved Varric's chest hair to resemble elves frolicking in the woods because that's what elves do while the dwarf slept.
December 22, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Following a drunken bender, Aveline shaved Varric's chest hair to resemble elves frolicking in the woods because that's what elves do while the dwarf slept.
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December 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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See, this is why I don't leave Kirkwall.
December 22, 2024 at 4:19 AM
See, this is why I don't leave Kirkwall.
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"A Hundred and One Uses for Three Goats And A Sheaf Of Wheat." Thanks, Isabela, that's a hundred too many.
October 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
"A Hundred and One Uses for Three Goats And A Sheaf Of Wheat." Thanks, Isabela, that's a hundred too many.
I smell a slattern.
December 21, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I smell a slattern.
Varric, please come back to Kirkwall. If I have to do any more of your paperwork...
December 21, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Varric, please come back to Kirkwall. If I have to do any more of your paperwork...
I still think the copper marigolds were fine.
December 21, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I still think the copper marigolds were fine.