Lady Amphitrite
@ladyamphitrite.bsky.social
I’m fueled by coffee, wine, beer, sarcasm, swear words, and maybe 4-6 hours of sleep.
The roasting in its entirety. A masterclass to behold. *chefs kiss* to @crockett.house.gov for being savage, intelligent, and fucking force to be reckoned with. 😍
Rep. Jasmine Crockett Slams Corrupt AG Bondi.
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Jasmine Crockett to Pam Bondi: “You Will Go Down as One of the Worst AGs in History”
YouTube video by Rep. Jasmine Crockett
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The roasting in its entirety. A masterclass to behold. *chefs kiss* to @crockett.house.gov for being savage, intelligent, and fucking force to be reckoned with. 😍
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
*whispers*
Timed edit on posts for those of us with furious butterfingers but also anxiety about not looking like absolute morons.
Timed edit on posts for those of us with furious butterfingers but also anxiety about not looking like absolute morons.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 AM
*whispers*
Timed edit on posts for those of us with furious butterfingers but also anxiety about not looking like absolute morons.
Timed edit on posts for those of us with furious butterfingers but also anxiety about not looking like absolute morons.
I need some good juju this way. If y’all can spare some sage and good vibes I’d be much obliged. 🫶
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I need some good juju this way. If y’all can spare some sage and good vibes I’d be much obliged. 🫶
Can I put Shinedown back on my Tidal playlist? 🤔
February 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Can I put Shinedown back on my Tidal playlist? 🤔
Not Catherine O’Hara. Damn. 😭
a woman in a black and white polka dot shirt says someone slap me .
ALT: a woman in a black and white polka dot shirt says someone slap me .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Not Catherine O’Hara. Damn. 😭
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Independent journalist Georgia Fort was also arrested by federal agents earlier for reporting on the church protest in Minneapolis. She was live streaming when agents arrived to take her into custody.
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Independent journalist Georgia Fort was also arrested by federal agents earlier for reporting on the church protest in Minneapolis. She was live streaming when agents arrived to take her into custody.
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A doctor who witnessed the shooting submits a sworn declaration in federal litigation to halt ICE surge in MN:
"I did not see him attack the agents or brandish a weapon of any kind."
and
"The victim had at least three bullet wounds in his back."
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"I did not see him attack the agents or brandish a weapon of any kind."
and
"The victim had at least three bullet wounds in his back."
Read storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 AM
A doctor who witnessed the shooting submits a sworn declaration in federal litigation to halt ICE surge in MN:
"I did not see him attack the agents or brandish a weapon of any kind."
and
"The victim had at least three bullet wounds in his back."
Read storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
"I did not see him attack the agents or brandish a weapon of any kind."
and
"The victim had at least three bullet wounds in his back."
Read storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Reposted by Lady Amphitrite
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
Because fuck CBS. 💁♀️
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Because fuck CBS. 💁♀️
I just spent 20 minutes laughing until I cried… at reels about farts.
I also might have sent at least one of them to my fully grown child.
Pinnacle of maturity. 🥲
I also might have sent at least one of them to my fully grown child.
Pinnacle of maturity. 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just spent 20 minutes laughing until I cried… at reels about farts.
I also might have sent at least one of them to my fully grown child.
Pinnacle of maturity. 🥲
I also might have sent at least one of them to my fully grown child.
Pinnacle of maturity. 🥲
So when we gunna see them Epstein Files???? 👀
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So when we gunna see them Epstein Files???? 👀
What the fuck @netflix.com why you gotta be down when I want to just disassociate and watch Grey’s Anatomy!? 😭
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What the fuck @netflix.com why you gotta be down when I want to just disassociate and watch Grey’s Anatomy!? 😭
Clay Higgins looks like he has a type if you know what I mean. 💁♀️
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Clay Higgins looks like he has a type if you know what I mean. 💁♀️
Fuck you to the following:
Senator Shaheen
Senator King
Senator Hassan
Senator Thune
Senator Fetterman
And the 3 other Senators who are spineless fucks.
I hope you get primaried. 🖕
Senator Shaheen
Senator King
Senator Hassan
Senator Thune
Senator Fetterman
And the 3 other Senators who are spineless fucks.
I hope you get primaried. 🖕
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fuck you to the following:
Senator Shaheen
Senator King
Senator Hassan
Senator Thune
Senator Fetterman
And the 3 other Senators who are spineless fucks.
I hope you get primaried. 🖕
Senator Shaheen
Senator King
Senator Hassan
Senator Thune
Senator Fetterman
And the 3 other Senators who are spineless fucks.
I hope you get primaried. 🖕
I better wake up to some good news, because we need some wins up in this bitch. 🤞
Don’t do us dirty y’all. 😭
Don’t do us dirty y’all. 😭
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I better wake up to some good news, because we need some wins up in this bitch. 🤞
Don’t do us dirty y’all. 😭
Don’t do us dirty y’all. 😭
I’m going to stress eat tater tots if anyone needs me (my own family doesn’t need me for shit at this point, so the internet shouldn’t either.)
If you want to stress eat tots with me, have a seat. 😭
#Elections
If you want to stress eat tots with me, have a seat. 😭
#Elections
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m going to stress eat tater tots if anyone needs me (my own family doesn’t need me for shit at this point, so the internet shouldn’t either.)
If you want to stress eat tots with me, have a seat. 😭
#Elections
If you want to stress eat tots with me, have a seat. 😭
#Elections
So, McSlurry has moved on to the grand idea of stopping the government #shutdown by eliminating the Senate #filibuster…? 🥴
Does soup for brains understand the implications there? Beyond “I can have whatever I want.” Maybe that’s how that idea was floated to him. 😬🤢
Does soup for brains understand the implications there? Beyond “I can have whatever I want.” Maybe that’s how that idea was floated to him. 😬🤢
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
So, McSlurry has moved on to the grand idea of stopping the government #shutdown by eliminating the Senate #filibuster…? 🥴
Does soup for brains understand the implications there? Beyond “I can have whatever I want.” Maybe that’s how that idea was floated to him. 😬🤢
Does soup for brains understand the implications there? Beyond “I can have whatever I want.” Maybe that’s how that idea was floated to him. 😬🤢
Hey #Baltimore what’s the plan downtown tomorrow for #NoKings with both the marathon and Comic Con going on??
Where we all converging?
Us Comic Con folks are absolutely side questing for a protest. 😏
Where we all converging?
Us Comic Con folks are absolutely side questing for a protest. 😏
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hey #Baltimore what’s the plan downtown tomorrow for #NoKings with both the marathon and Comic Con going on??
Where we all converging?
Us Comic Con folks are absolutely side questing for a protest. 😏
Where we all converging?
Us Comic Con folks are absolutely side questing for a protest. 😏
Okay, so I’m looking at new music streaming services to get away from #Spotify since they’re apparently playing ICE ads (fuck ICE, obviously.)
I don’t have ads, so I was unaware. 🥴
Right now the contenders are #Pandora and #Tidal to share with my kid.
Pros/Cons after an evening of use 🧵:
I don’t have ads, so I was unaware. 🥴
Right now the contenders are #Pandora and #Tidal to share with my kid.
Pros/Cons after an evening of use 🧵:
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Absolute respect for this man and Mayor Brandon Johnson.
If you come for my people, you come through me.
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Absolute respect for this man and Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Last time I checked, 39% was more than 30% or 31%… 🤔
October 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Last time I checked, 39% was more than 30% or 31%… 🤔