Lady Amphitrite
@ladyamphitrite.bsky.social
I’m fueled by coffee, wine, beer, sarcasm, swear words, and maybe 4-6 hours of sleep.
Pinned
I just spent 20 minutes laughing until I cried… at reels about farts.
I also might have sent at least one of them to my fully grown child.
Pinnacle of maturity. 🥲
I also might have sent at least one of them to my fully grown child.
Pinnacle of maturity. 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just spent 20 minutes laughing until I cried… at reels about farts.
I also might have sent at least one of them to my fully grown child.
Pinnacle of maturity. 🥲
I also might have sent at least one of them to my fully grown child.
Pinnacle of maturity. 🥲
So when we gunna see them Epstein Files???? 👀
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So when we gunna see them Epstein Files???? 👀
What the fuck @netflix.com why you gotta be down when I want to just disassociate and watch Grey’s Anatomy!? 😭
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What the fuck @netflix.com why you gotta be down when I want to just disassociate and watch Grey’s Anatomy!? 😭
Clay Higgins looks like he has a type if you know what I mean. 💁♀️
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Clay Higgins looks like he has a type if you know what I mean. 💁♀️
Fuck you to the following:
Senator Shaheen
Senator King
Senator Hassan
Senator Thune
Senator Fetterman
And the 3 other Senators who are spineless fucks.
I hope you get primaried. 🖕
Senator Shaheen
Senator King
Senator Hassan
Senator Thune
Senator Fetterman
And the 3 other Senators who are spineless fucks.
I hope you get primaried. 🖕
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fuck you to the following:
Senator Shaheen
Senator King
Senator Hassan
Senator Thune
Senator Fetterman
And the 3 other Senators who are spineless fucks.
I hope you get primaried. 🖕
Senator Shaheen
Senator King
Senator Hassan
Senator Thune
Senator Fetterman
And the 3 other Senators who are spineless fucks.
I hope you get primaried. 🖕
I better wake up to some good news, because we need some wins up in this bitch. 🤞
Don’t do us dirty y’all. 😭
Don’t do us dirty y’all. 😭
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I better wake up to some good news, because we need some wins up in this bitch. 🤞
Don’t do us dirty y’all. 😭
Don’t do us dirty y’all. 😭
I’m going to stress eat tater tots if anyone needs me (my own family doesn’t need me for shit at this point, so the internet shouldn’t either.)
If you want to stress eat tots with me, have a seat. 😭
#Elections
If you want to stress eat tots with me, have a seat. 😭
#Elections
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m going to stress eat tater tots if anyone needs me (my own family doesn’t need me for shit at this point, so the internet shouldn’t either.)
If you want to stress eat tots with me, have a seat. 😭
#Elections
If you want to stress eat tots with me, have a seat. 😭
#Elections
So, McSlurry has moved on to the grand idea of stopping the government #shutdown by eliminating the Senate #filibuster…? 🥴
Does soup for brains understand the implications there? Beyond “I can have whatever I want.” Maybe that’s how that idea was floated to him. 😬🤢
Does soup for brains understand the implications there? Beyond “I can have whatever I want.” Maybe that’s how that idea was floated to him. 😬🤢
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
So, McSlurry has moved on to the grand idea of stopping the government #shutdown by eliminating the Senate #filibuster…? 🥴
Does soup for brains understand the implications there? Beyond “I can have whatever I want.” Maybe that’s how that idea was floated to him. 😬🤢
Does soup for brains understand the implications there? Beyond “I can have whatever I want.” Maybe that’s how that idea was floated to him. 😬🤢
Hey #Baltimore what’s the plan downtown tomorrow for #NoKings with both the marathon and Comic Con going on??
Where we all converging?
Us Comic Con folks are absolutely side questing for a protest. 😏
Where we all converging?
Us Comic Con folks are absolutely side questing for a protest. 😏
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hey #Baltimore what’s the plan downtown tomorrow for #NoKings with both the marathon and Comic Con going on??
Where we all converging?
Us Comic Con folks are absolutely side questing for a protest. 😏
Where we all converging?
Us Comic Con folks are absolutely side questing for a protest. 😏
Okay, so I’m looking at new music streaming services to get away from #Spotify since they’re apparently playing ICE ads (fuck ICE, obviously.)
I don’t have ads, so I was unaware. 🥴
Right now the contenders are #Pandora and #Tidal to share with my kid.
Pros/Cons after an evening of use 🧵:
I don’t have ads, so I was unaware. 🥴
Right now the contenders are #Pandora and #Tidal to share with my kid.
Pros/Cons after an evening of use 🧵:
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Absolute respect for this man and Mayor Brandon Johnson.
If you come for my people, you come through me.
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Absolute respect for this man and Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Last time I checked, 39% was more than 30% or 31%… 🤔
October 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Last time I checked, 39% was more than 30% or 31%… 🤔
Someone on IG called shitler “McSlurry” due to his absolutely incoherent word salad (you know, the usual) — that’s going to live rent free in my head now.
I’m also going to use it because it’s hilariously accurate.
I’m also going to use it because it’s hilariously accurate.
a man in a spiderman costume is sitting on the roof of a building .
ALT: a man in a spiderman costume is sitting on the roof of a building .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Someone on IG called shitler “McSlurry” due to his absolutely incoherent word salad (you know, the usual) — that’s going to live rent free in my head now.
I’m also going to use it because it’s hilariously accurate.
I’m also going to use it because it’s hilariously accurate.
The Wrapture: Where I turn myself into a human burrito in my bed and eat junk food while binge watching Grey’s Anatomy all over again for the 3rd time.
Did I do it right? 🤔
#rapture
Did I do it right? 🤔
#rapture
September 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The Wrapture: Where I turn myself into a human burrito in my bed and eat junk food while binge watching Grey’s Anatomy all over again for the 3rd time.
Did I do it right? 🤔
#rapture
Did I do it right? 🤔
#rapture
Well the right wing snowflakes can go fuck themselves. Kimmel is back baby!! 🥰
September 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Well the right wing snowflakes can go fuck themselves. Kimmel is back baby!! 🥰
Reposted by Lady Amphitrite
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September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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So if anyone needs to know, #Sinclair headquarters are in Hunt Valley, Maryland on Gilroy Rd.
There’s a lovely brewery just down the road where one could hop in for a pint before catching the light rail back after telling Sinclair they are fascist with a good sized sign. 🤷♀️
There’s a lovely brewery just down the road where one could hop in for a pint before catching the light rail back after telling Sinclair they are fascist with a good sized sign. 🤷♀️
September 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So if anyone needs to know, #Sinclair headquarters are in Hunt Valley, Maryland on Gilroy Rd.
There’s a lovely brewery just down the road where one could hop in for a pint before catching the light rail back after telling Sinclair they are fascist with a good sized sign. 🤷♀️
There’s a lovely brewery just down the road where one could hop in for a pint before catching the light rail back after telling Sinclair they are fascist with a good sized sign. 🤷♀️
Remind me again, in the crayon I so dearly love, about free speech… I get that private employers can do as they wish, but I’m absolutely astounded how many bend a knee to this “administration” quicker than me eating a Reese’s.
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Remind me again, in the crayon I so dearly love, about free speech… I get that private employers can do as they wish, but I’m absolutely astounded how many bend a knee to this “administration” quicker than me eating a Reese’s.
Facebook is fucking useless. Apparently. saying you’re going to war against liberals is acceptable and not a threat at all. Good to know.
#FuckZuck
#FuckZuck
September 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Facebook is fucking useless. Apparently. saying you’re going to war against liberals is acceptable and not a threat at all. Good to know.
#FuckZuck
#FuckZuck
So, he was taken out by the OWO… alrighty then.
September 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So, he was taken out by the OWO… alrighty then.
I saw a student that I thought had vanished last school year because of ice. When I tell you I wanted to cry happy tears, that is not hyperbole. My heart didn’t even know how to react, because that shit shouldn’t even be a concern.
August 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I saw a student that I thought had vanished last school year because of ice. When I tell you I wanted to cry happy tears, that is not hyperbole. My heart didn’t even know how to react, because that shit shouldn’t even be a concern.
@bencollins.bsky.social from 2018… I think this may still be relevant. 😭
July 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social from 2018… I think this may still be relevant. 😭