Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

Made the mistake of scrolling through this peaceful little island of cat pics and tame jokes for a few minutes and then scrolling through X. Some real goblins on that site rn

I think the most frustrating part about all of this isn’t losing the numbers, I can always hit 48k again. It’s leaving behind a ton of memories all because of some man baby running what used to be my favorite platform into the ground

Hi Bluesky! Here are the things that matter most to me in the world: my dogs and my partner and good sleep.