Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago
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Kurumi Gray ✨ Chicago
@kurumigray.bsky.social
• INTJ • Nexus-7 Replicant • Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛ • Gardener 🌱• Aquarium Aquascaper 🐠

“Don’t like her? What’s wrong with her? She’s beautiful. She’s rich. She’s got huge…tracts of land.”

Book here: https://beacons.ai/kurumigray
Pinned
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3 🎤
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It’s time for a treat 😇
June 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A little sneak peek of my latest shoot 💙
April 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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✈️Upcoming Winter and Spring Travel Schedule

❄️Minneapolis January 27-29

🌉San Francisco Mar 4-6

🧄San Jose Mar 10-11

☀️Phoenix Mar 17-18

🎸Memphis April 1-2

📚Boston Apr 23-24

🚕New York Apr 28-29

🥊Philly April 30-May 1

💌: josiequ@protonmail.ch
January 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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More cats have died of avian flu because of raw feeding. It has always been a bad idea but especially now. Don't give your cats raw meat or raw milk! 1/2 www.centraloregondaily.com/news/pets-an...
2 Oregon cats euthanized after contracting bird flu, prompting raw pet food warning
Oregon and Washington officials are warning pet owners about the risks of raw pet food after two cats in Oregon had to be euthanized after contracting bird flu.
www.centraloregondaily.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Good evening 🩵
February 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One of my favorite things about this job is the insane repertoire of stories and facts I gain from chatting with clients. I don’t get to repeat some of the stories ever, but I rarely go a day without something in my regular day life reminding me some funny/crazy story a client has told me
February 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The world is burning but I can look cute while it burns 🔥

Reminder to Chicago: ICE raids start today. Please be on the lookout and warn others. 🫶🏻
January 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Petition to bring back “yonder” as a word for direction and proximal distance. Sometimes, something really just is way over yonder ya know
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Not enough people appreciate my duo page reference tbh
January 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I still think one of the funniest things to ever happen during an appointment is when my visually impaired client was leaving & got a deaf Uber driver
January 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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As we witness these heartbreaking scenes from the fires in LA, an important reminder that incarcerated people make up over 30% of California’s forest firefighters.
30 percent of California's forest firefighters are prisoners
About 4,000 inmates battle blazes in the Golden State's woodlands.
www.motherjones.com
January 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I accidentally hit a guy in the face with a 10 feet of EMT conduit 😭 I miscalculated my turn and WHAM
January 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When he gives you his Home Depot credit card 👷🏻‍♀️🧡
January 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I was at a wake today and there was a Korean family also having a wake in a different part of the building, and they thought I was part of their group 🤣
December 27, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Lazy Thursday 🩶
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Let’s stay in and watch videos of that lesbian lady sheering overgrow sheep 🥺🩵
December 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Shoutout to when I misheard my client saying he’s Presbyterian and I thought he was pescatarian so I kept choosing seafood restaurants
December 26, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Thank you, Santa.
Lists for kurumi
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December 25, 2024 at 6:44 AM
An episode where one of them accidentally ends up on a date with the State St. Preacher
December 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I have so much content for OF I need to upload this week 🥲
December 23, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Ask me some questions! ✨
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December 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Went to a divorce party and the dress code was funeral attire. Not pictured: my full length fur coat and the sunglasses I showed up wearing 🪦🖤
December 14, 2024 at 6:54 PM
PEOPLE ARE SPOTTING RIVER OTTERS IN CHICAGO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
December 7, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Santa, my kittens and I have been good this year 🥰

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a cartoon cat wearing a santa hat and a red sweater
Alt: Hachiware wearing a santa hat and a red sweater #GFE #FMTY #datechicago
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December 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Did you know that the closest living relatives to the rock hyrax are elephants and manatees?
December 6, 2024 at 6:32 PM