Kelly “KStar” Brown
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This is where I post all my LOTR takes
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This is where I post all my LOTR takes
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Threads 12/31/23 -
Eomer just killed two oliphants with one spear throw
Legolas takes out just one, and teenage girls and grown women everywhere swooned and he was a sensation
No chicks for Eomer son of Eomund??????
Eomer just killed two oliphants with one spear throw
Legolas takes out just one, and teenage girls and grown women everywhere swooned and he was a sensation
No chicks for Eomer son of Eomund??????
Reasons why I need subtitles in movie theaters:
I thought Haleth, son of Hama, my Lord, in the Two Towers said son of Hamamyer. For years.
I thought Haleth, son of Hama, my Lord, in the Two Towers said son of Hamamyer. For years.
May 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Reasons why I need subtitles in movie theaters:
I thought Haleth, son of Hama, my Lord, in the Two Towers said son of Hamamyer. For years.
I thought Haleth, son of Hama, my Lord, in the Two Towers said son of Hamamyer. For years.
Theoden: Who am I, Gamling…?
Gamling: *holy shit this guys doesn’t know who he is*
Gamling: *holy shit this guys doesn’t know who he is*
May 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Theoden: Who am I, Gamling…?
Gamling: *holy shit this guys doesn’t know who he is*
Gamling: *holy shit this guys doesn’t know who he is*
Book Aragorn telling the Lay of Tinuviel —
Me: YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING IT RIGHT— MOVE OVER- YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING THEM ABOUT FINROD FELAGUND— *pushes Aragorn to the side*
Me: YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING IT RIGHT— MOVE OVER- YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING THEM ABOUT FINROD FELAGUND— *pushes Aragorn to the side*
April 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Book Aragorn telling the Lay of Tinuviel —
Me: YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING IT RIGHT— MOVE OVER- YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING THEM ABOUT FINROD FELAGUND— *pushes Aragorn to the side*
Me: YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING IT RIGHT— MOVE OVER- YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING THEM ABOUT FINROD FELAGUND— *pushes Aragorn to the side*
The fondness in Elronds face as he tells Gimli he can’t destroy the ring with his axe.
I imagine he was thinking of his old friend Durin, who long ago had been killed.
I imagine he was thinking of his old friend Durin, who long ago had been killed.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The fondness in Elronds face as he tells Gimli he can’t destroy the ring with his axe.
I imagine he was thinking of his old friend Durin, who long ago had been killed.
I imagine he was thinking of his old friend Durin, who long ago had been killed.
Man. Now that I know that Elrond has already lost every single member of his family, the decision Arwen makes is understandably heartbreaking for him. Perspective. #lordoftherings
April 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Man. Now that I know that Elrond has already lost every single member of his family, the decision Arwen makes is understandably heartbreaking for him. Perspective. #lordoftherings
“‘Many are the strange chances of the world,' said Mithrandir, 'and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter. All have their worth and each contributes to the worth of the others.”
April 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“‘Many are the strange chances of the world,' said Mithrandir, 'and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter. All have their worth and each contributes to the worth of the others.”
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
April 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
THE BEACON! THE BEACON OF GREEN BEAN ALMANDINE IS LIT!
March 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
THE BEACON! THE BEACON OF GREEN BEAN ALMANDINE IS LIT!
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March 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The absolute love in Aragorn’s face as Gandalf is talking about merry and pippin. Like the absolute relief that his friend is back from the dead.
March 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The absolute love in Aragorn’s face as Gandalf is talking about merry and pippin. Like the absolute relief that his friend is back from the dead.
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Gandalf is literally such a goof no one takes him seriously- Saruman thinks he’s a fuckin joke, and the elves are like “okay mithrandir 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄”
EVEN THOUGH HES LITERALLY A DEMIGOD JUST LIKE SAURON AND IS OLDER THAN THE MUSIC OF THE UNIVERSE AT THE BEGINNING
EVEN THOUGH HES LITERALLY A DEMIGOD JUST LIKE SAURON AND IS OLDER THAN THE MUSIC OF THE UNIVERSE AT THE BEGINNING
February 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Gandalf is literally such a goof no one takes him seriously- Saruman thinks he’s a fuckin joke, and the elves are like “okay mithrandir 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄”
EVEN THOUGH HES LITERALLY A DEMIGOD JUST LIKE SAURON AND IS OLDER THAN THE MUSIC OF THE UNIVERSE AT THE BEGINNING
EVEN THOUGH HES LITERALLY A DEMIGOD JUST LIKE SAURON AND IS OLDER THAN THE MUSIC OF THE UNIVERSE AT THE BEGINNING
I am just… bereft. I just wanted to live my little life.
February 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I am just… bereft. I just wanted to live my little life.
At least I have Lord of the Rings
February 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
At least I have Lord of the Rings
Part of the reason Eomer is so good is because Karl Urban has such a great loud voice.
“TO LORD, AND LAND, HA!” Is one of the best lines 😂
“TO LORD, AND LAND, HA!” Is one of the best lines 😂
February 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Part of the reason Eomer is so good is because Karl Urban has such a great loud voice.
“TO LORD, AND LAND, HA!” Is one of the best lines 😂
“TO LORD, AND LAND, HA!” Is one of the best lines 😂
The guy who goes LETS DRINK TO VICTORY!!!!!!!! In the Golden Hall during Legolas and Gimli’s drinking game is such a mood 😂 #lordoftherings
February 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The guy who goes LETS DRINK TO VICTORY!!!!!!!! In the Golden Hall during Legolas and Gimli’s drinking game is such a mood 😂 #lordoftherings
Like why did Legolas kill Grima when they could have tried to ask him if he knew anything????? Now Saruman and Grima are both just dead.
I know this plot point isn’t in the books, but, just a question for Legolas 😂
I know this plot point isn’t in the books, but, just a question for Legolas 😂
February 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Like why did Legolas kill Grima when they could have tried to ask him if he knew anything????? Now Saruman and Grima are both just dead.
I know this plot point isn’t in the books, but, just a question for Legolas 😂
I know this plot point isn’t in the books, but, just a question for Legolas 😂
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Threads 3/21/24 -
My favorite scene in all of LOTR is still the Theoden exorcism scene. It has just been my favorite since the beginning and it’s the most beautiful and well written and acted scene ever.
My favorite scene in all of LOTR is still the Theoden exorcism scene. It has just been my favorite since the beginning and it’s the most beautiful and well written and acted scene ever.
February 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Threads 3/21/24 -
My favorite scene in all of LOTR is still the Theoden exorcism scene. It has just been my favorite since the beginning and it’s the most beautiful and well written and acted scene ever.
My favorite scene in all of LOTR is still the Theoden exorcism scene. It has just been my favorite since the beginning and it’s the most beautiful and well written and acted scene ever.
Threads 2/29/24 -
This is a good time to hear Zoboomafoo say “I was leaping through the jungle— leap, leap, leap…”
This is a good time to hear Zoboomafoo say “I was leaping through the jungle— leap, leap, leap…”
February 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Threads 2/29/24 -
This is a good time to hear Zoboomafoo say “I was leaping through the jungle— leap, leap, leap…”
This is a good time to hear Zoboomafoo say “I was leaping through the jungle— leap, leap, leap…”
When Aragorn gets Anduríl in the movie, and in the theme for the sword is the same melody we heard when Boromir spoke about the lords of Gondor returning home is just… *chef’s kiss*
It’s like Boromir is there with him in that moment 😭😭😭😭😭 his brother. His captain. His king. 👑 #lordoftherings
It’s like Boromir is there with him in that moment 😭😭😭😭😭 his brother. His captain. His king. 👑 #lordoftherings
February 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
When Aragorn gets Anduríl in the movie, and in the theme for the sword is the same melody we heard when Boromir spoke about the lords of Gondor returning home is just… *chef’s kiss*
It’s like Boromir is there with him in that moment 😭😭😭😭😭 his brother. His captain. His king. 👑 #lordoftherings
It’s like Boromir is there with him in that moment 😭😭😭😭😭 his brother. His captain. His king. 👑 #lordoftherings
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What I love so much about Boromir, is that he was one of the more compassionate and earnest members of the Fellowship. Being the youngest man in the party, he gave some of the best advice.
He also was the one who really sold Aragorn on Gondor, and what he could be to the people. #lordoftherings
He also was the one who really sold Aragorn on Gondor, and what he could be to the people. #lordoftherings
February 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What I love so much about Boromir, is that he was one of the more compassionate and earnest members of the Fellowship. Being the youngest man in the party, he gave some of the best advice.
He also was the one who really sold Aragorn on Gondor, and what he could be to the people. #lordoftherings
He also was the one who really sold Aragorn on Gondor, and what he could be to the people. #lordoftherings
Gandalf really loves utilizing that sunrise trick. #lordoftherings
January 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Gandalf really loves utilizing that sunrise trick. #lordoftherings
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Pete Hegseth is the most incompetent of all Trump’s Cabinet picks. He's an alcoholic serial abuser who is unqualified for the job, and he will make our nation less safe. This was a completely reckless confirmation.
January 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Pete Hegseth is the most incompetent of all Trump’s Cabinet picks. He's an alcoholic serial abuser who is unqualified for the job, and he will make our nation less safe. This was a completely reckless confirmation.