Kit Sekelsky
@ksek.bsky.social
Art, trivia, and dogs. She/her
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Wait is my mom having an affair with the local weatherman?
In case you've ever thought that parasocial relationships are a Millennial (& younger) thing: my mom routinely tells me about where the local weatherman went on vacation, the recipes she learned about from the local weatherman, when the local weatherman is sick.
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Wait is my mom having an affair with the local weatherman?
I'm not a man and I don't have kids. But when I order a cocktail and the waiter asks if I'd also like a water, I say "oh what the heck, I'm not driving." So I kind of feel like maybe I should've been a dad?
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I'm not a man and I don't have kids. But when I order a cocktail and the waiter asks if I'd also like a water, I say "oh what the heck, I'm not driving." So I kind of feel like maybe I should've been a dad?
Once in a while, women characters in movies should be allowed to be nauseous without being revealed to be pregnant in the next scene.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Once in a while, women characters in movies should be allowed to be nauseous without being revealed to be pregnant in the next scene.
Olympics drinking game: drink every time a commentator says "Czech repu- er... Czechia"
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Olympics drinking game: drink every time a commentator says "Czech repu- er... Czechia"
I'm 40 years old and I refuse to believe that American Football and Modern Baseball are two different bands.
February 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I'm 40 years old and I refuse to believe that American Football and Modern Baseball are two different bands.
In case you've ever thought that parasocial relationships are a Millennial (& younger) thing: my mom routinely tells me about where the local weatherman went on vacation, the recipes she learned about from the local weatherman, when the local weatherman is sick.
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
In case you've ever thought that parasocial relationships are a Millennial (& younger) thing: my mom routinely tells me about where the local weatherman went on vacation, the recipes she learned about from the local weatherman, when the local weatherman is sick.
Idea: make all Waymos little free libraries. (Waymo doesn't need to do this. You can do this.)
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Idea: make all Waymos little free libraries. (Waymo doesn't need to do this. You can do this.)
If God were going to bless the USA, don't you think he would've done it by now?
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
If God were going to bless the USA, don't you think he would've done it by now?
If Elon really wanted to achieve an immortal legacy, on 12-25, he'd give away $500 billion or so to world hunger and queer charities. And proceed to make cryptic references to "the spirits" for the rest of his life.
December 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If Elon really wanted to achieve an immortal legacy, on 12-25, he'd give away $500 billion or so to world hunger and queer charities. And proceed to make cryptic references to "the spirits" for the rest of his life.
My favorite thing about 2025 is companies realizing that they can Wicked-code their promotions simply by using green and pink. No need for licensing. No copyright infringement. Yes.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My favorite thing about 2025 is companies realizing that they can Wicked-code their promotions simply by using green and pink. No need for licensing. No copyright infringement. Yes.
It's about time I admit it: I grew up thinking the theme to Family Matters started out: "It's a rare condition, in this damn age..."
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's about time I admit it: I grew up thinking the theme to Family Matters started out: "It's a rare condition, in this damn age..."
The ONLY awkward thing about eating at a restaurant alone is when you have to use the restroom and you're worried the staff will think you ran out on your bill.
October 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The ONLY awkward thing about eating at a restaurant alone is when you have to use the restroom and you're worried the staff will think you ran out on your bill.
Gotta love how my phone thinks my 2023 Toyota Camry is a "new USB accessory" every time I plug it in. Sure, buddy.
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gotta love how my phone thinks my 2023 Toyota Camry is a "new USB accessory" every time I plug it in. Sure, buddy.
It's the year 2025 and I still can't stop thinking about Velvet Buzzsaw.
October 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It's the year 2025 and I still can't stop thinking about Velvet Buzzsaw.
Cool French lit teacher spins his chair around and sits. "I guess you could say... The Phantom of the Opera was the ORIGINAL incel."
September 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cool French lit teacher spins his chair around and sits. "I guess you could say... The Phantom of the Opera was the ORIGINAL incel."
In this edition of "ksek writes StoryGraph reviews like it's Letterboxd"
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
In this edition of "ksek writes StoryGraph reviews like it's Letterboxd"
Last night I went on a deep dive to find the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode that gave 10 year-old me an existential crisis. Then I discovered the episode literally inspired M. Night to make the Sixth Sense, which is the best thing I'm going to learn all week.
September 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Last night I went on a deep dive to find the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode that gave 10 year-old me an existential crisis. Then I discovered the episode literally inspired M. Night to make the Sixth Sense, which is the best thing I'm going to learn all week.
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It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.
September 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.
Mary Todd Lincoln is the new Colonel Sanders.
September 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mary Todd Lincoln is the new Colonel Sanders.
I resent that Direct TV ad campaign that implies that Kumail Nanjiani has ever NOT been hot since he's been on TV.
August 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I resent that Direct TV ad campaign that implies that Kumail Nanjiani has ever NOT been hot since he's been on TV.
Our local Taco Bell has started using a voice chat thing to take orders at the drive-thru. Today, after the bot informed me that they were out of Baja Blast, an exasperated human cut in to correct it. SCORE ONE FOR HUMANITY (and also I got my Baja Blast)
August 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Our local Taco Bell has started using a voice chat thing to take orders at the drive-thru. Today, after the bot informed me that they were out of Baja Blast, an exasperated human cut in to correct it. SCORE ONE FOR HUMANITY (and also I got my Baja Blast)
Free idea for hotels: continental breakfast, but late at night
July 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Free idea for hotels: continental breakfast, but late at night
I'm like a person that only smokes when they drink except that I only watch Friends when I'm at a hotel.
July 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'm like a person that only smokes when they drink except that I only watch Friends when I'm at a hotel.
A good way to identify a trivia nerd is to mention Chuck E. Cheese and see how quickly they mention that the E stands for Entertainment.
July 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A good way to identify a trivia nerd is to mention Chuck E. Cheese and see how quickly they mention that the E stands for Entertainment.