Mike Po
@kryfke.bsky.social
Chicago-based filmmaker, editor. Opinions expressed are solely my own (which is a thing employers have explicitly told me to put here in the past. But the rest of them are my own. I promise). Mavis Beacon taught me typing.
These Bears are trying to kill me.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
These Bears are trying to kill me.
As someone who was raised Catholic, it is wild how for most of my life, God and the Pope said “gays can’t get married” and “abortion is murder” and settling for anything less than prohibiting gay marriage and abortion in US law was disqualifying as a good Christian.
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
As someone who was raised Catholic, it is wild how for most of my life, God and the Pope said “gays can’t get married” and “abortion is murder” and settling for anything less than prohibiting gay marriage and abortion in US law was disqualifying as a good Christian.
You guys don't understand. If we didn't re-open the government, the airports were going to starve!
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You guys don't understand. If we didn't re-open the government, the airports were going to starve!
I have 2 Subway takes that I feel incredibly strongly about.
1) every coffee shop needs a “coffee only” line. Tea can also be purchased there. Just drinks where liquid goes into cup.
2) sending an email that a product has been shipped when you have merely printed the label should be illegal.
1) every coffee shop needs a “coffee only” line. Tea can also be purchased there. Just drinks where liquid goes into cup.
2) sending an email that a product has been shipped when you have merely printed the label should be illegal.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have 2 Subway takes that I feel incredibly strongly about.
1) every coffee shop needs a “coffee only” line. Tea can also be purchased there. Just drinks where liquid goes into cup.
2) sending an email that a product has been shipped when you have merely printed the label should be illegal.
1) every coffee shop needs a “coffee only” line. Tea can also be purchased there. Just drinks where liquid goes into cup.
2) sending an email that a product has been shipped when you have merely printed the label should be illegal.
Zohran is cooking for real. This man was made for this.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Zohran is cooking for real. This man was made for this.
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Rahm Emanuel literally made his pitch for the presidency like 2 weeks ago and it was “we gotta stop talking about [every issue the Dems won on tonight] and move towards the center.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Rahm Emanuel literally made his pitch for the presidency like 2 weeks ago and it was “we gotta stop talking about [every issue the Dems won on tonight] and move towards the center.”
Jets trade Gardner and Williams? That’s 2 millionaires departing New York before the votes are even finished being counted! This city will not survive Mamdani as its mayor!
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Jets trade Gardner and Williams? That’s 2 millionaires departing New York before the votes are even finished being counted! This city will not survive Mamdani as its mayor!
The Jets are so set on finally drafting the right QB that they intend to simply draft all of them.
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Jets are so set on finally drafting the right QB that they intend to simply draft all of them.
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It is wild to me that Richard Hightower is one of the few coaches the Bears have retained over the last few years, when their special teams has been pretty awful for his entire tenure.
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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It is wild to me that Richard Hightower is one of the few coaches the Bears have retained over the last few years, when their special teams has been pretty awful for his entire tenure.
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It is wild to me that Richard Hightower is one of the few coaches the Bears have retained over the last few years, when their special teams has been pretty awful for his entire tenure.
I think Andrew Cuomo and everyone in the liberal media/Democratic party participating in the Islamophobic smear campaign against Zohran Mamdani should never be granted a moment of peace in NYC. They should all be judged by their disgusting comments for the rest of their days.
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I think Andrew Cuomo and everyone in the liberal media/Democratic party participating in the Islamophobic smear campaign against Zohran Mamdani should never be granted a moment of peace in NYC. They should all be judged by their disgusting comments for the rest of their days.
It’s clear Dennis Allen feels some type of way about being fired by the Saints.
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s clear Dennis Allen feels some type of way about being fired by the Saints.
It’s great to see all these people out at the No Kings rallies. Very unfortunate timing that they had to happen only hours after Shohei Ohtani conquered America.
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s great to see all these people out at the No Kings rallies. Very unfortunate timing that they had to happen only hours after Shohei Ohtani conquered America.
"Women don't like the vehicle"... The stainless steel body and "bulletproof" windows are built to withstand the hardest deflections.
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Women don't like the vehicle"... The stainless steel body and "bulletproof" windows are built to withstand the hardest deflections.
I found an easy way to cure road rage, is to just say whatever frustrating thing I'm thinking out loud, but in an RFK Jr. voice.
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I found an easy way to cure road rage, is to just say whatever frustrating thing I'm thinking out loud, but in an RFK Jr. voice.
How the hell are they putting the Bears AND One Piece on a bye this weekend?
October 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
How the hell are they putting the Bears AND One Piece on a bye this weekend?
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
It’s wildly appropriate that the Bears are getting torched almost entirely due to the 3 positions their GM can’t scout.
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s wildly appropriate that the Bears are getting torched almost entirely due to the 3 positions their GM can’t scout.
Lord, I don’t know what I did to not deserve to be raptured along with my wife and kids and the minivan and all the cash in our house. But I beg for your forgiveness.
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lord, I don’t know what I did to not deserve to be raptured along with my wife and kids and the minivan and all the cash in our house. But I beg for your forgiveness.
This past week has been very instructive in the sense that, whatever your politics are... There's someone to the right of you that wants you dead, with a varying degree of how secretly that desire is held.
September 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This past week has been very instructive in the sense that, whatever your politics are... There's someone to the right of you that wants you dead, with a varying degree of how secretly that desire is held.