Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.)
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Also formerly the Krud who moderated on PC Gamer's website, and the Krud who wrote on a site called OD. Any other Kruds, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Too many to narrow down. Season One of LOST was great until we found out the story was garbage. Season One of Game of Thrones, too. Also Season One of Firefly. And Season One of The Good Place. But one that resonates with me now for personal reasons is Season One of Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist.
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Too many to narrow down. Season One of LOST was great until we found out the story was garbage. Season One of Game of Thrones, too. Also Season One of Firefly. And Season One of The Good Place. But one that resonates with me now for personal reasons is Season One of Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist.
Documentarian touring a Norway prison: "I've noticed your prison doesn't have bars."
Me: . o O (I mean, you wouldn't want drunk prisoners...)
#ComprehensionFail
Me: . o O (I mean, you wouldn't want drunk prisoners...)
#ComprehensionFail
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Documentarian touring a Norway prison: "I've noticed your prison doesn't have bars."
Me: . o O (I mean, you wouldn't want drunk prisoners...)
#ComprehensionFail
Me: . o O (I mean, you wouldn't want drunk prisoners...)
#ComprehensionFail
If the 107% Pasta Tariff goes into effect, you're going to have Reverse Speakeasies, where bars and taverns will be fronts for underground Bootleg Bistros featuring pasta that successfully made it past the airport's semolina-sniffing dogs.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
If the 107% Pasta Tariff goes into effect, you're going to have Reverse Speakeasies, where bars and taverns will be fronts for underground Bootleg Bistros featuring pasta that successfully made it past the airport's semolina-sniffing dogs.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Democrats: "People on all sides are starting to see the President and his cronies for who they are with their continued blatant efforts to keep food from the poor. We even swept elections last week!"
Sen. Durbin: "Time to cave?"
Sen. Kaine: "Yeah I think so."
#NotActualVerbatimQuotes
Sen. Durbin: "Time to cave?"
Sen. Kaine: "Yeah I think so."
#NotActualVerbatimQuotes
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Democrats: "People on all sides are starting to see the President and his cronies for who they are with their continued blatant efforts to keep food from the poor. We even swept elections last week!"
Sen. Durbin: "Time to cave?"
Sen. Kaine: "Yeah I think so."
#NotActualVerbatimQuotes
Sen. Durbin: "Time to cave?"
Sen. Kaine: "Yeah I think so."
#NotActualVerbatimQuotes
Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (the event, not the Lightfoot song.)
"Fun" Fact: Despite the song saying it was transporting iron ore, it was in fact transporting a related substance called taconite, which sadly is not pronounced the way we all think it should.
"Fun" Fact: Despite the song saying it was transporting iron ore, it was in fact transporting a related substance called taconite, which sadly is not pronounced the way we all think it should.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (the event, not the Lightfoot song.)
"Fun" Fact: Despite the song saying it was transporting iron ore, it was in fact transporting a related substance called taconite, which sadly is not pronounced the way we all think it should.
"Fun" Fact: Despite the song saying it was transporting iron ore, it was in fact transporting a related substance called taconite, which sadly is not pronounced the way we all think it should.
*hands my wife a burnt slice of pizza*
"I've... enabled high contrast mode."
"I've... enabled high contrast mode."
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
*hands my wife a burnt slice of pizza*
"I've... enabled high contrast mode."
"I've... enabled high contrast mode."
White House: "Sorry, our hands are tied!"
Judges: "Here, let's untie your hands for you."
White House: "NOOO! Those are MY hand ties!"
Judges: "Here, let's untie your hands for you."
White House: "NOOO! Those are MY hand ties!"
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
White House: "Sorry, our hands are tied!"
Judges: "Here, let's untie your hands for you."
White House: "NOOO! Those are MY hand ties!"
Judges: "Here, let's untie your hands for you."
White House: "NOOO! Those are MY hand ties!"
Saw this in the wild, if you know who to credit, let me know.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Saw this in the wild, if you know who to credit, let me know.
Scene from Star Wars Episode X:
New New Republic: "General Grievous returned, somehow."
Ghost Luke: "LOOK, when I said 'no one's ever really gone,' I meant METAPHORICALLY, as in Anakin Skywalker and Ben Solo, relative to their upbringing! I didn't mean, 'Everyone can just come back to life!' Gah!"
New New Republic: "General Grievous returned, somehow."
Ghost Luke: "LOOK, when I said 'no one's ever really gone,' I meant METAPHORICALLY, as in Anakin Skywalker and Ben Solo, relative to their upbringing! I didn't mean, 'Everyone can just come back to life!' Gah!"
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Scene from Star Wars Episode X:
New New Republic: "General Grievous returned, somehow."
Ghost Luke: "LOOK, when I said 'no one's ever really gone,' I meant METAPHORICALLY, as in Anakin Skywalker and Ben Solo, relative to their upbringing! I didn't mean, 'Everyone can just come back to life!' Gah!"
New New Republic: "General Grievous returned, somehow."
Ghost Luke: "LOOK, when I said 'no one's ever really gone,' I meant METAPHORICALLY, as in Anakin Skywalker and Ben Solo, relative to their upbringing! I didn't mean, 'Everyone can just come back to life!' Gah!"
I'm assuming the less-than-five-star reviews were like, "This nightlight did not comfort my kid as much as I'd hoped."
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I'm assuming the less-than-five-star reviews were like, "This nightlight did not comfort my kid as much as I'd hoped."
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Um, sir, was your... "grocery" cart... filled with gummies and brownies, by chance?
Okay, but seriously though, how does he still think this? I know he first said it in 2016, but SURELY someone corrected him in the intervening nine years? They can't ALL be spineless yes-men, can they?!...
Okay, but seriously though, how does he still think this? I know he first said it in 2016, but SURELY someone corrected him in the intervening nine years? They can't ALL be spineless yes-men, can they?!...
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Um, sir, was your... "grocery" cart... filled with gummies and brownies, by chance?
Okay, but seriously though, how does he still think this? I know he first said it in 2016, but SURELY someone corrected him in the intervening nine years? They can't ALL be spineless yes-men, can they?!...
Okay, but seriously though, how does he still think this? I know he first said it in 2016, but SURELY someone corrected him in the intervening nine years? They can't ALL be spineless yes-men, can they?!...
I wonder if he realizes that to certain regions of the globe, he is essentially President Fart who lived in Fart Tower and had Fart Casino and tried to sell Fart Steaks and Fart Water, is promoting Fart Coin, had an airline called Fart Shuttle, started Fart Mobile, and a prescription website FartRx.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I wonder if he realizes that to certain regions of the globe, he is essentially President Fart who lived in Fart Tower and had Fart Casino and tried to sell Fart Steaks and Fart Water, is promoting Fart Coin, had an airline called Fart Shuttle, started Fart Mobile, and a prescription website FartRx.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
Decided to supplement my income by revisiting my first ever job, so don't be surprised if tomorrow morning on your porch you find a giant book doxing everyone in town.
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Decided to supplement my income by revisiting my first ever job, so don't be surprised if tomorrow morning on your porch you find a giant book doxing everyone in town.
TIL there was a Where's Waldo audiobook, and now I can't sleep because my brain is trying to sort it out.
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
TIL there was a Where's Waldo audiobook, and now I can't sleep because my brain is trying to sort it out.
A weird image I put together almost a decade ago, the context of which I can no longer recall. (I think it was just a thing where you would put random sh*t as being spoken by a cat.)
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
A weird image I put together almost a decade ago, the context of which I can no longer recall. (I think it was just a thing where you would put random sh*t as being spoken by a cat.)
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
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Make no mistake - what JD Vance is doing is attempting to justify and sugarcoat racism.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Make no mistake - what JD Vance is doing is attempting to justify and sugarcoat racism.
It's like...
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's like...
"E.T. 2: Snakes On A Planet"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of E.T.: "Didn't I tell you a**holes to BE GOOD when I f***ing left your candy-eatin' planet over forty damn years ago?!"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of E.T.: "Didn't I tell you a**holes to BE GOOD when I f***ing left your candy-eatin' planet over forty damn years ago?!"
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"E.T. 2: Snakes On A Planet"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of E.T.: "Didn't I tell you a**holes to BE GOOD when I f***ing left your candy-eatin' planet over forty damn years ago?!"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of E.T.: "Didn't I tell you a**holes to BE GOOD when I f***ing left your candy-eatin' planet over forty damn years ago?!"