Fake Kristin
@krosenberg.bsky.social
Librarian, nerd, wife, mom
The musical guest is the worst part of the #roseparade - I want to see the floats, the horses, and the marching bands.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The musical guest is the worst part of the #roseparade - I want to see the floats, the horses, and the marching bands.
And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, but rather was bitten by a vampire and is now immortal.
kermit the frog says " god bless us everyone " in front of a candle
ALT: kermit the frog says " god bless us everyone " in front of a candle
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December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, but rather was bitten by a vampire and is now immortal.
Last night I had a dream that Ice Planet Barbarians was the reason my lemon curd wouldn't solidify - a weird combination of my love of smut and Great British Bake Off.
December 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Last night I had a dream that Ice Planet Barbarians was the reason my lemon curd wouldn't solidify - a weird combination of my love of smut and Great British Bake Off.
When Li Speaks, we listen #projectrunway #aufwiedersehen
NEW UPLOAD: THE SHAMBLING CORPSE OF PROJECT RUNWAY www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz1X...
The Shambling Corpse of Project Runway
YouTube video by Li Speaks
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December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When Li Speaks, we listen #projectrunway #aufwiedersehen
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I don't know if these guys have enough history to be a nerd mystery, but I think these little guys are fascinating - mainzelmännchen @nerdmysteries.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don't know if these guys have enough history to be a nerd mystery, but I think these little guys are fascinating - mainzelmännchen @nerdmysteries.bsky.social
KPDH meets GBBO
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."
an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad
ALT: an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad
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September 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
KPDH meets GBBO
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."
Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations
Babe, cancel your weekend plans. The new T. Kingfisher book just dropped.
August 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Babe, cancel your weekend plans. The new T. Kingfisher book just dropped.
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August 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Which #kpopdemonhunters song would be most likely to be featured as a lip sync on #RuPaulsDragRace and why?
a man with yellow eyes is wearing a cowboy hat
ALT: a man with yellow eyes is wearing a cowboy hat
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July 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Which #kpopdemonhunters song would be most likely to be featured as a lip sync on #RuPaulsDragRace and why?