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Fake Kristin
@krosenberg.bsky.social
Librarian, nerd, wife, mom
Get someone who looks at you the way these boys look at my Chinese leftovers. #caturday
January 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Merry #caturday to you and you and you
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Reposted by Fake Kristin
Not going back to Spotify bc the only reason they aren’t running ICE ads is because the campaign ended. Meaning if the government did another campaign, Spotify has no issue putting the ads back on. Continue cancel Spotify.
Spotify no longer running ICE recruitment ads, after US government campaign ends
The ad campaign ended in late 2025, the Swedish streaming giant confirmed, having previously said, despite protests, that it did not violate advertising policies
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The musical guest is the worst part of the #roseparade - I want to see the floats, the horses, and the marching bands.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates.
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, but rather was bitten by a vampire and is now immortal.
kermit the frog says " god bless us everyone " in front of a candle
ALT: kermit the frog says " god bless us everyone " in front of a candle
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Merry #caturday, everyone
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Last night I had a dream that Ice Planet Barbarians was the reason my lemon curd wouldn't solidify - a weird combination of my love of smut and Great British Bake Off.
December 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh my goodness. He's just so sweet. #caturday
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Am I fighting or hugging? #caturday
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When Li Speaks, we listen #projectrunway #aufwiedersehen
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm thankful for these two doofy boys. #caturday
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Husband to cat: why are you licking the lightbulb?
Me: he wanted a light snack!

#dadjokes #caturday
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I don't know if these guys have enough history to be a nerd mystery, but I think these little guys are fascinating - mainzelmännchen @nerdmysteries.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Another beautiful #caturday
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
These guys sure know how to celebrate #caturday
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Will I ever be this comfortable? Happy #caturday
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Napping is an appropriate way to celebrate #caturday
October 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy #caturday
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Do you ever feel like you're being watched? #caturday
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pretty sure this has become a #caturday exclusive account
October 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
May you be this comfy on this joyous #caturday
October 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates
October 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
KPDH meets GBBO
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."
an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad
ALT: an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM