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Fake Kristin
@krosenberg.bsky.social
Librarian, nerd, wife, mom
I don't know if these guys have enough history to be a nerd mystery, but I think these little guys are fascinating - mainzelmännchen @nerdmysteries.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Another beautiful #caturday
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
These guys sure know how to celebrate #caturday
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Will I ever be this comfortable? Happy #caturday
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Napping is an appropriate way to celebrate #caturday
October 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy #caturday
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Do you ever feel like you're being watched? #caturday
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pretty sure this has become a #caturday exclusive account
October 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
May you be this comfy on this joyous #caturday
October 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates
October 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
KPDH meets GBBO
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."
an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad
ALT: an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad
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September 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Babe, cancel your weekend plans. The new T. Kingfisher book just dropped.
August 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wait. What?

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August 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Which #kpopdemonhunters song would be most likely to be featured as a lip sync on #RuPaulsDragRace and why?
a man with yellow eyes is wearing a cowboy hat
ALT: a man with yellow eyes is wearing a cowboy hat
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July 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Fake Kristin
I dont think it’s premature or fear-mongery to say this but:

Heed the warnings of black and/or queer educators and academics who are savvy to what goes on around them and in the field because those are the ones they’ll be going after first.
July 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Someone was just setting off fireworks and now there's a severe thunderstorm and I feel like that's just very apt.
July 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
We have one of those bidets that you can install into your existing toilet. I still regularly use the "righty tighty, lefty loosey" phrase to help me remember how to turn our garden hose on and off. This is a problem, because for the bidet, you turn it right to turn it on, and left to turn it off.
June 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Fake Kristin
June 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So thankful to finally get to see a live #theadventurezone
June 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Now that's what I call hail #captureec
May 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hearing the Heaving Bosoms podcast hosts squee about how wonderful @tkingfisher.com is makes me very happy. (This week's episodes are about Paladin's Strength!) bleav.com/shows/heavin...
May 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Big hope comes in small packages.
May 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cowboy Butter by Derek Wolf - is this a prank? Am I being pranked right now? How is this not a McElroy joke product?
May 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM