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Fake Kristin
@krosenberg.bsky.social
Librarian, nerd, wife, mom
The musical guest is the worst part of the #roseparade - I want to see the floats, the horses, and the marching bands.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates.
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, but rather was bitten by a vampire and is now immortal.
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December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Merry #caturday, everyone
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Last night I had a dream that Ice Planet Barbarians was the reason my lemon curd wouldn't solidify - a weird combination of my love of smut and Great British Bake Off.
December 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh my goodness. He's just so sweet. #caturday
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Am I fighting or hugging? #caturday
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When Li Speaks, we listen #projectrunway #aufwiedersehen
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm thankful for these two doofy boys. #caturday
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Husband to cat: why are you licking the lightbulb?
Me: he wanted a light snack!

#dadjokes #caturday
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I don't know if these guys have enough history to be a nerd mystery, but I think these little guys are fascinating - mainzelmännchen @nerdmysteries.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Another beautiful #caturday
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
These guys sure know how to celebrate #caturday
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Will I ever be this comfortable? Happy #caturday
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Napping is an appropriate way to celebrate #caturday
October 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy #caturday
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Do you ever feel like you're being watched? #caturday
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pretty sure this has become a #caturday exclusive account
October 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
May you be this comfy on this joyous #caturday
October 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates
October 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
KPDH meets GBBO
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."
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September 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Babe, cancel your weekend plans. The new T. Kingfisher book just dropped.
August 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wait. What?

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August 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Which #kpopdemonhunters song would be most likely to be featured as a lip sync on #RuPaulsDragRace and why?
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July 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM