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No need to panic
I just remembered that when I was in high-school I walked around with a clipboard doing a poll on if people wiped their butts sitting or standing.
November 29, 2023 at 8:04 AM
The real trouble with working night shifts is no one wants to listen to you when you get to be hammered.
November 20, 2023 at 11:07 AM
Excellent men's room signage
November 13, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I agree, whoever.
November 12, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Cat Burrito
November 10, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Replaying New Vegas.

Still one of the best RPGs ever made.

Waiting around for a certain in game time to do quests can fuck itself though. Even if this wasn't a game that crashes to desktop if you sneeze at it wrong, this would be a reason to stop playing anything that wasn't New Vegas.
November 10, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Shocking. Said nobody.
November 10, 2023 at 7:36 AM
You can tell the quality of an artist by the quality of their smock.
November 10, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Anyone remember that part in the breakdown of the Ghostbuster's theme where he just yells "Bustin' makes me feel good"?

Cause same.
November 8, 2023 at 5:13 PM
I'll be teaching classes on how to talk to your boss if there are any takers.
November 8, 2023 at 3:51 AM
I find myself responding to my loved ones' terrible political takes with "now is that a real poncho or a Sears ponchco?"
November 6, 2023 at 7:49 PM
This guy seems really cool
November 4, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Takes me back to my own high-school days.
Shaved Ejaculating On The Class President
November 4, 2023 at 2:06 PM
The lengths we go to to get what we want.
November 3, 2023 at 6:14 AM
It's an armored personnel carrier from the future - what Bladerunner would have driven.
November 1, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Whenever I start to get shitty to people about the quality of entertainment they consume, I try to remind myself that I've read 5 books in a series who's main character is a sentient treasure chest named Boxxy T. Morningwood.

One person's trash is another person's enjoyable trash.
October 29, 2023 at 11:16 PM
I feel called out.
October 29, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band.
October 29, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Pictured: Hatred.
October 28, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Semicolons don't actually do anything; everyone is just lying.
October 28, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Post your favorite ghost.
October 26, 2023 at 5:53 PM
I feel I've never told you
The story of the ghost
October 21, 2023 at 8:14 AM
Alone
tales from the loop
October 19, 2023 at 9:29 PM
I am happy to announce that at time of writing, no one has taken freakybuttholes.com

Which one of you heroes wants to change that?
October 19, 2023 at 9:18 PM