Kristin Chenoweth
@kristinchenoweth.bsky.social
I am from Wicked! (This is clearly a satire account, this is not the real Kristen Chenoweth and has no relation to her. This account is run by and for ACTUAL witches who dedicate their lives to the sepulcher and the mysteries therein.)
It's fine.
I love y'all, I really do, but idgaf about the wicked movie. Y'all couldn't pay me enough to First Look that movie. Sorry @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social 🤷♀️
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It's fine.
If you have the wisdom to run the village, you have the responsibility to bend the knee. Stay safe besties!
February 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you have the wisdom to run the village, you have the responsibility to bend the knee. Stay safe besties!
I run like a river and sometimes I weep. The ink for a promise you always must keep. Trapped in my cage I ebb and I flow, but if you set me free, I harden and slow
February 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I run like a river and sometimes I weep. The ink for a promise you always must keep. Trapped in my cage I ebb and I flow, but if you set me free, I harden and slow
The high council declined my membership again. I will try again next Lunar Year. This is a lesson to all of you: never give up.
January 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The high council declined my membership again. I will try again next Lunar Year. This is a lesson to all of you: never give up.
A lot of you asking why you haven't seen me on TV or in cinema recently. As if you could see me at all 🫥 Homines in agnitionem veritatis oculare
January 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A lot of you asking why you haven't seen me on TV or in cinema recently. As if you could see me at all 🫥 Homines in agnitionem veritatis oculare
Causa latet, vis est notissima
January 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Causa latet, vis est notissima
Interesting. 3.8 magnitude earthquake hits southern Maine. I wonder why? 😈
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Interesting. 3.8 magnitude earthquake hits southern Maine. I wonder why? 😈
Just found out about tree roots. More dastardly than you'd think.
January 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just found out about tree roots. More dastardly than you'd think.
I will fix this asap
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I will fix this asap
Exploring the sepulcher > brunch
January 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Exploring the sepulcher > brunch
I wear the physical laws that govern the nonliving universe like chains around my neck ⛓️ but in a diva way 💅🏼 ✨
January 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I wear the physical laws that govern the nonliving universe like chains around my neck ⛓️ but in a diva way 💅🏼 ✨
Fridays are for devising new stratagems 🌎🧠 "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat" - Sun Tzu
January 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Fridays are for devising new stratagems 🌎🧠 "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat" - Sun Tzu
Nevermind y'all, it was just about the end times
I received my first vision today! Stay tuned while I unravel it's mysteries 🔮
January 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Nevermind y'all, it was just about the end times
I received my first vision today! Stay tuned while I unravel it's mysteries 🔮
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I received my first vision today! Stay tuned while I unravel it's mysteries 🔮
Tonight for dinner I am eating hot dogs
January 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tonight for dinner I am eating hot dogs
Hello! I am Kristin Chenoweth! From Wicked!
January 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hello! I am Kristin Chenoweth! From Wicked!