Maria Menounos
@mariamenounos.bsky.social
Hi I'm Maria Menounous and you're watching First Look
❇️ So you think you have all the answers?❇️
😈 🌀I am in my questions era🌀 😈
❇️ So you think you have all the answers?❇️
😈 🌀I am in my questions era🌀 😈
Say what you will about the man, he revolutionized the sandwich industry. Your local sandwich shop owes a lot to him and the work he did to broaden interest in the sandwich arts. Not excusing anything, I'm just saying 🤷♀️
Thanks to a diet of nothing but AMC Theater Combo Deals, Nicole Kidman now fits in Jared Fogle's old jeans.
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Say what you will about the man, he revolutionized the sandwich industry. Your local sandwich shop owes a lot to him and the work he did to broaden interest in the sandwich arts. Not excusing anything, I'm just saying 🤷♀️
Where duz teeth grow out of? R they part of the jaws or a different thing?
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Where duz teeth grow out of? R they part of the jaws or a different thing?
A lot of you have been asking if I spent the holiday with my children: I did NOT. Oculus is a snake and I have been cutting toxic people out of my life 🐍 She is basically 14 and is old enough to take responsibility for her behavior 🤷♀️ #unbothered #thriving
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A lot of you have been asking if I spent the holiday with my children: I did NOT. Oculus is a snake and I have been cutting toxic people out of my life 🐍 She is basically 14 and is old enough to take responsibility for her behavior 🤷♀️ #unbothered #thriving
I love y'all, I really do, but idgaf about the wicked movie. Y'all couldn't pay me enough to First Look that movie. Sorry @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social 🤷♀️
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I love y'all, I really do, but idgaf about the wicked movie. Y'all couldn't pay me enough to First Look that movie. Sorry @kristinchenoweth.bsky.social 🤷♀️
When will I stop asking questions
And start getting answers? 🪄🔮🧙♀️
And start getting answers? 🪄🔮🧙♀️
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When will I stop asking questions
And start getting answers? 🪄🔮🧙♀️
And start getting answers? 🪄🔮🧙♀️
Are children destined to disappoint their parents? My daughter certainly excels at it! I'm sorry about your son 😞🙏
My son said the saddest thing a Cajun mama can hear...
"Mom, I don't really like the dark dark dark gumbo roux, can you make it lighter?"
😭
Still, cooking up a mean pot right now, albeit a peanut butter brown instead of dark chocolate.
"Mom, I don't really like the dark dark dark gumbo roux, can you make it lighter?"
😭
Still, cooking up a mean pot right now, albeit a peanut butter brown instead of dark chocolate.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Are children destined to disappoint their parents? My daughter certainly excels at it! I'm sorry about your son 😞🙏
Of what does a cow have to be jealous? Is it cud? Would you be jealous of another cow so enraptured by the cud? It's about time we addressed the elephant in the room. You aren't ready to hear the answer to this question, are you?
Do you think cows feel jealousy?
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Of what does a cow have to be jealous? Is it cud? Would you be jealous of another cow so enraptured by the cud? It's about time we addressed the elephant in the room. You aren't ready to hear the answer to this question, are you?
Isn't my scent captivating? Does it smell like toast?
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Isn't my scent captivating? Does it smell like toast?
I was catching up with my friend Johnny the other day and I noticed something interesting: he doesn't even know the ingredients in Dior Sauvage, and they aren't listed on the bottle. What is in there that they don't want us to smell?
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I was catching up with my friend Johnny the other day and I noticed something interesting: he doesn't even know the ingredients in Dior Sauvage, and they aren't listed on the bottle. What is in there that they don't want us to smell?
Where does the water go when it goes down my pipes? Why can't I see the water? What are they hiding from me?
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Where does the water go when it goes down my pipes? Why can't I see the water? What are they hiding from me?
You enter a room with 2 murals and a door between them. One mural shows scenes from your past, the other mural shows scenes of a possible future. What is behind the door? 😈
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You enter a room with 2 murals and a door between them. One mural shows scenes from your past, the other mural shows scenes of a possible future. What is behind the door? 😈
Isn't there something so mysterious about a woman who asks questions?
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Isn't there something so mysterious about a woman who asks questions?
I have watched over 600 hours of professional pickleball and here's what I have learned:
- first, you gotta settle your dinks to survive the bangers.
- you gotta get your resets to work 90% of the time or you have no shot going pro.
- if you aren't ready to kill, don't pick up the paddle.
🤗 🥰 🏓
- first, you gotta settle your dinks to survive the bangers.
- you gotta get your resets to work 90% of the time or you have no shot going pro.
- if you aren't ready to kill, don't pick up the paddle.
🤗 🥰 🏓
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have watched over 600 hours of professional pickleball and here's what I have learned:
- first, you gotta settle your dinks to survive the bangers.
- you gotta get your resets to work 90% of the time or you have no shot going pro.
- if you aren't ready to kill, don't pick up the paddle.
🤗 🥰 🏓
- first, you gotta settle your dinks to survive the bangers.
- you gotta get your resets to work 90% of the time or you have no shot going pro.
- if you aren't ready to kill, don't pick up the paddle.
🤗 🥰 🏓
One time I got Oculus a dog and I know if he could talk he would say "stop feeding me!!!"😂 Oculus just kept feeding him and he got big as a house! In the end, I was ordered to re-home the dog 😢 I told Oculus he was sent to a farm, but animal control had to unalive him bcuz the weight 😢 🕊️ ☠️
Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
One time I got Oculus a dog and I know if he could talk he would say "stop feeding me!!!"😂 Oculus just kept feeding him and he got big as a house! In the end, I was ordered to re-home the dog 😢 I told Oculus he was sent to a farm, but animal control had to unalive him bcuz the weight 😢 🕊️ ☠️
My financial advisor told me something today that hit me like a sack of bricks: MLMs are only a scam if you are on the bottom. Never stop grinding ladies!
#RIPTanner
#RIPTanner
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My financial advisor told me something today that hit me like a sack of bricks: MLMs are only a scam if you are on the bottom. Never stop grinding ladies!
#RIPTanner
#RIPTanner
Who's my celebrity crush? Can I say me?? 😂🤣😂 JK guys. My actual celebrity crush is Richard Karn from Home Improvement ❤️ 🌹 #RIPTanner
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Who's my celebrity crush? Can I say me?? 😂🤣😂 JK guys. My actual celebrity crush is Richard Karn from Home Improvement ❤️ 🌹 #RIPTanner
I don't know how many times I have to say this, but I LOVE Panera bread! I went today and couldn't decide between broccoli cheddar and tomato bisque, and the cashier told me I can do a scoop of both! Excuse me? Yum!! And all in a bread bowl 😎 #blessed #RIPTanner
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don't know how many times I have to say this, but I LOVE Panera bread! I went today and couldn't decide between broccoli cheddar and tomato bisque, and the cashier told me I can do a scoop of both! Excuse me? Yum!! And all in a bread bowl 😎 #blessed #RIPTanner
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Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created yesterday
August 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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The bittersweet part of losing the ones you love is knowing you can never hurt them again 💔 RIP Tanner 🕊️ 🪦 💀 😭
August 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The bittersweet part of losing the ones you love is knowing you can never hurt them again 💔 RIP Tanner 🕊️ 🪦 💀 😭
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Happy 47th to Maria Menounos AKA Every red blooded male’s fantasy girl...Photographed 4/27/2011 Chicago #mariamenounos #happybirthday #starstruckfoto @mariamenounos.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Happy 47th to Maria Menounos AKA Every red blooded male’s fantasy girl...Photographed 4/27/2011 Chicago #mariamenounos #happybirthday #starstruckfoto @mariamenounos.bsky.social
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Easter with the #Greeks You gotta crack some eggs!
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April 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Easter with the #Greeks You gotta crack some eggs!
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Hey y'all. I am still hard at work making up for Tanner's sick time. It has been too hard keeping up with all my First Looks and keeping Tanner's Wild-Horse Breaking business afloat. It is wearing me thin. I have pulled my children out of their VR high school courses for now. Lord, give me grace 🕊️.
February 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey y'all. I am still hard at work making up for Tanner's sick time. It has been too hard keeping up with all my First Looks and keeping Tanner's Wild-Horse Breaking business afloat. It is wearing me thin. I have pulled my children out of their VR high school courses for now. Lord, give me grace 🕊️.
Sometimes I eat toast because I am happy. Sometimes I eat toast because I need to be happy. It is a hard one today y'all. Tanner just got diagnosed with Long Bird Flu. I feel weighed down by him. If his immune system is weak, is he not weak in equal measure? This is just a day in the life of Maria 😆
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Sometimes I eat toast because I am happy. Sometimes I eat toast because I need to be happy. It is a hard one today y'all. Tanner just got diagnosed with Long Bird Flu. I feel weighed down by him. If his immune system is weak, is he not weak in equal measure? This is just a day in the life of Maria 😆
Hey y'all, sorry I haven't posted in a few days 😭 Tanner and I got into it about how much I post about our fam and life together. He doesn't like how much I share about him. I told him he can shut it. Oculus is very on my side, but I think Tracker is playing both sides. Tracker is a snake and coward
February 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey y'all, sorry I haven't posted in a few days 😭 Tanner and I got into it about how much I post about our fam and life together. He doesn't like how much I share about him. I told him he can shut it. Oculus is very on my side, but I think Tracker is playing both sides. Tracker is a snake and coward
There are some foods I will NOT eat, I call them "Maria's Menu Nos". Here is a taste (get it?): NO pork, NO fruits (too many polyphenols 🤮) NO ground vegetables (too many nutrients for your body to process), NO pasteurized goat milk. Follow me for more advice 🤗 🥰 🕊️
February 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There are some foods I will NOT eat, I call them "Maria's Menu Nos". Here is a taste (get it?): NO pork, NO fruits (too many polyphenols 🤮) NO ground vegetables (too many nutrients for your body to process), NO pasteurized goat milk. Follow me for more advice 🤗 🥰 🕊️