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Kristian R Theodore
@kristianrtheodore.bsky.social
Author: #TheVeinOfAltria #WIP
Musician/Gravel Cyclist/CatDad/Friend
A Wizard ~ You may call me Gwygion 🔮
Question for my Lit. Agent friends.
Do you find it helpful for Writers (upon submission) to include the Flesch Kincaid Readability Score? /Epic Fantasy/Lore Novel.
June 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
March 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sailed for brighter seas @ #MartinHouseBooks and found myself beneath bluer skies!! @bsky.app I’ve only the time for gentle hearts… let it be they are as boundless as they are timeless 🧞‍♂️
December 23, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I went on a #PolarExpress train in Essex, CT yesterday… we drank hot chocolate and sang many holiday songs.. just lovely. Here’s to hoping that you too share time well spent with those you love this season ❄️🎄
December 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
The Dinosaurs got off easy…perhaps 🪫
December 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I’ve a simple opinion about AI.
It’s either used for improved technology~ infrastructure/medical … If it is used for ‘entertainment’ it can fuck off.. ‘it’ = anyone who uses ‘it’ for face/voice manipulation or any other dumb ass shit meant to entertain idiots.
December 16, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Has anyone tried telling MAGA that the drones are just trying to deliver pizza…?
December 15, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Is Sydney Sweeney ‘Hot’?…am I ‘Hot’? What is ‘Hot’ exactly…let’s take some photos of me on the beach and pretend that it matters..let’s post it everywhere. So much absurdity with all of this…most of these idiots posting this nonsense have ‘Christian’ in their bio..or, they’re out for some popularity
December 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Just thought you should know… it being #TaylorSwift ‘s BDay and all… that she lives in our town (on the Beach) and I spend many a days cleaning up trash ‘beach sweeps’ each year… so Happy BDay Taylor… you keep doing great stuff… as will I 🌸
December 14, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Can’t someone at very least fly a Fire Breathing Dragon Drone over Mar-a-Lago …. Seems an appropriate place for Aliens to burn down… no?
December 14, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 3:17 PM
For nice pleasantries I stay here on @bsky.app … if I’m looking to see if absurd Right-Wing Ideology is failing and/or Democracy will survive, I go to the other space. It only takes a moment there before I’m like WTF. Weird Sex stuff… constant fist fights… all of this stuff in my ‘feed’.. sad. GTBH
December 8, 2024 at 4:14 AM
This!!! is a baddie checkpoint. Reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie… 👊🏼
December 7, 2024 at 2:13 PM
For those that seek a certain ambience whilst writing (Fantasy/Epic)… I would definitely recommend listening to #AndreiKrylov Such an immersive experience and I find that through his catalog I can near always find a song that fits the coming scene.
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 PM
December 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
We should create proper names for what AI is: sub-names.
Good AI: Informed Medical Intelligence or ‘IMI’
Absurd AI: Stolen Identity Bot or ‘SIB’ Etc…
AI should be used only as a tool for good… but sadly, so so much of our society revolves around ‘money’ 😞
December 6, 2024 at 2:20 PM
So… I’m digging the move from X -> Blu. And I go over to Pinterest and it’s really starting to hit me… that algorithm truly sucks, and all I’m getting are basically ‘sponsored’ ads… totally unuseable… is there another app that’s ‘better?’
December 5, 2024 at 4:17 AM
10k written words… that’s about 10% of Book 2/3 of #TheVeinOfAltria @torbooks.bsky.social I’m coming for you… well, I mean … Galfrid and Min and Dvorak and the likes… in book form! 2025 🧚🏼
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
At the very least… I thought about writing today…. And, I went to our local bookstore and did some holiday shopping with my 7yo niece (who is amazing by the way)… and we each had a Macaron!! Pretty darn good day if I do say so myself 🌸🕉️🌸
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM
@decemberists.bsky.social ‘Top Artist’ challenge accepted!! Anyone going to top this?? 🎸
December 4, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I shaved my beard last evening… turns out this morning I’m growing another beard 🤷🏻‍♂️
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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Feeling overwhelmed by the deluge of conflicting, unhelpful writing advice available online?

In my latest video, I cut through the noise to illuminate the only writing advice that actually matters. youtu.be/x5FahvLo2UA
December 2, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Writers…. During read backs… I’m always looking for the vibe… gonna vibe my way into the bookstore… gonna vibe my way into a readers hand… they gonna be talking about that vibe I tell ya!! #Vibing
December 2, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Remove the focus from ‘word count’ - Just write… write when you’re inspired. Focus on the quality and technique. Edits/Revision will be easier and quite likely your story will be better for it. 🔮
December 2, 2024 at 1:46 PM