Kris St.Gabriel
@krisstgabriel.bsky.social
I'm Kris, I write books. I founded wrongcards.com. See https://krisstgabriel.substack.com
He/him/that guy.
He/him/that guy.
August 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I've been migrating my blog to Substack and came across this one from 2021. Funny thing is, it's all true to this day.
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/and-the-fb...
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/and-the-fb...
August 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I've been migrating my blog to Substack and came across this one from 2021. Funny thing is, it's all true to this day.
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/and-the-fb...
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/and-the-fb...
I wrote this rather lovely but entirely unnecessarily explanation of this card and it's origins.
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/the-immigr...
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/the-immigr...
The Immigrant, the Anniversary, and the Goose I Did Not Eat
A July 4th Reflection on Home, Exile, and Misunderstood Appetites
krisstgabriel.substack.com
July 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I wrote this rather lovely but entirely unnecessarily explanation of this card and it's origins.
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/the-immigr...
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/the-immigr...
"You are not crazy," the AI told him. "You're the seer walking inside the cracked machine, and now even the machine doesn't know how to treat you."
futurism.com/chatgpt-ment...
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People Are Becoming Obsessed with ChatGPT and Spiraling Into Severe Delusions
A startling number of ChatGPT uses are developing intense, reality-bending AI delusions. The impacts on their real lives are often disastrous.
futurism.com
June 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"You are not crazy," the AI told him. "You're the seer walking inside the cracked machine, and now even the machine doesn't know how to treat you."
futurism.com/chatgpt-ment...
futurism.com/chatgpt-ment...
Don't Panic, but Douglas Adams predicted a lot of this stuff
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/dont-panic...
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/dont-panic...
Don't Panic, but Douglas Adams Predicted All of This
How the author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy foresaw AI chatbots, voice assistants, and irritating kitchen appliances decades before anyone else
krisstgabriel.substack.com
June 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don't Panic, but Douglas Adams predicted a lot of this stuff
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/dont-panic...
krisstgabriel.substack.com/p/dont-panic...
The only job I want AIs to replace is CEO.
May 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The only job I want AIs to replace is CEO.
My mother can barely bring herself to speak to any of her friends because they have all—every single one—become incredibly, stupidly racist.
Never Go Full Rowling (Spoiler: You Will)
Our decline into madness is inevitable, so there's really no need to panic.
krisstgabriel.substack.com
May 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My mother can barely bring herself to speak to any of her friends because they have all—every single one—become incredibly, stupidly racist.
MAKE TORNADOS
UNSURPRISING AGAIN
UNSURPRISING AGAIN
May 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
MAKE TORNADOS
UNSURPRISING AGAIN
UNSURPRISING AGAIN
I wrote a thing about having the best ecards website in the world, and you're welcome.
The Best Ecards Website Nobody Knows About
How I Maintained a Website for 17 Years That Google Refuses to Understand
krisstgabriel.substack.com
May 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I wrote a thing about having the best ecards website in the world, and you're welcome.
"All the way home a flock of seriously divisive cockatoos harangued each other for no good reason..."
Magpies, Ministers, and My Daughter's First Political Meltdown
Or, How My Daughter Discovered Australian Politics (and Ran Screaming)
krisstgabriel.substack.com
May 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"All the way home a flock of seriously divisive cockatoos harangued each other for no good reason..."
Reposted by Kris St.Gabriel
There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this
"Whenever I get interested in gun-ownership, I start thinking about bazookas, and then I don’t want to own a gun because they just seem ridiculous and trivial when compared to a World War II anti-tank weapon. So, I spent half an hour researching the legalities then I became discouraged ... "
The Sunshine State Without the Crazy
Parenting without an anti-tank weapon, and how it makes me better!
krisstgabriel.substack.com
May 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Whenever I get interested in gun-ownership, I start thinking about bazookas, and then I don’t want to own a gun because they just seem ridiculous and trivial when compared to a World War II anti-tank weapon. So, I spent half an hour researching the legalities then I became discouraged ... "
Weird coincidence, I'm creating a database filled with people who claim doctors found a dead worm in their brain.
Interestingly, the database has one row.
Interestingly, the database has one row.
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Weird coincidence, I'm creating a database filled with people who claim doctors found a dead worm in their brain.
Interestingly, the database has one row.
Interestingly, the database has one row.
I apologize for making this card.
April 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I apologize for making this card.
I remember making this card and thinking it might possibly be useful one day. But, I went ahead and published it anyway.
Keeping Grizzlies at Bay: A Hairy Success Story for 2015
wrongcards.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I remember making this card and thinking it might possibly be useful one day. But, I went ahead and published it anyway.
RIP Pope.
Also, anyone else thinking about applying to this job opening at the Vatican? I mean ifPete Hegseth can run the Pentagon and I drink less so maybe
Also, anyone else thinking about applying to this job opening at the Vatican? I mean ifPete Hegseth can run the Pentagon and I drink less so maybe
April 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
RIP Pope.
Also, anyone else thinking about applying to this job opening at the Vatican? I mean ifPete Hegseth can run the Pentagon and I drink less so maybe
Also, anyone else thinking about applying to this job opening at the Vatican? I mean ifPete Hegseth can run the Pentagon and I drink less so maybe
I somehow actually forget I created Wrongcards.com. Not even kidding. Easter rolls around and I'm like ... hey I did this thing, didn't I?
Thanking Judas for Eggs: An Unorthodox Easter Greeting
For the record: You Probably Shouldn't Send It to Anyone. You see what I did there? I urged you to live responsibly. Good. My work here is done.
wrongcards.com
April 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I somehow actually forget I created Wrongcards.com. Not even kidding. Easter rolls around and I'm like ... hey I did this thing, didn't I?
Reposted by Kris St.Gabriel
It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
April 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
"He says the birds are scrounging." - The Life of Brian
Trump Tariffs Hit Antarctic Islands Inhabited by Zero Humans and Many Penguins
The Heard and McDonald Islands are among the dozens of targets of President Donald Trump's latest round of tariffs. But they have no exports, because no one lives there.
www.wired.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"He says the birds are scrounging." - The Life of Brian