kris 🪴
@krissari.bsky.social
sorry i had to cleanse the crib of demonic energy. she/her. 🏳️🌈
my mom being a busybody in my house im bout to send her home early
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
my mom being a busybody in my house im bout to send her home early
🚬✌🏾 my mom been in my apartment for less that 24hrs and she already talking about how i need to redecorate and looking at furniture online
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
🚬✌🏾 my mom been in my apartment for less that 24hrs and she already talking about how i need to redecorate and looking at furniture online
my grandad is telling me about how he hates to see how much my grandma has aged and how he wants to do more for her but hes old himself
a drawing of a cat in the rain with a black background
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November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
my grandad is telling me about how he hates to see how much my grandma has aged and how he wants to do more for her but hes old himself
why am i just now finding out birth control can cause your gums to recede
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
why am i just now finding out birth control can cause your gums to recede
hmmm cultural appropriator or chronic abuser
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hmmm cultural appropriator or chronic abuser
who told gen x the lie that half your heat comes out of your head
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
who told gen x the lie that half your heat comes out of your head
i have an anxious avoidant relationship with my homework
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i have an anxious avoidant relationship with my homework
anyway the dnc better be taking notes from zohran’s win on what people actually want to see from candidates and campaigns - that is, if we ever even go back to “normalcy”
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
anyway the dnc better be taking notes from zohran’s win on what people actually want to see from candidates and campaigns - that is, if we ever even go back to “normalcy”
feeling a little sprinkle of hope tonight wow
Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
feeling a little sprinkle of hope tonight wow
finding it so hard to have the motivation to go to classes and do homework
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
finding it so hard to have the motivation to go to classes and do homework
😭 i been annoyed for a whole hour because i thought my studio classmates were being hella loud but it turns out the noise cancelling setting on my headphones have just been off this whole time
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
😭 i been annoyed for a whole hour because i thought my studio classmates were being hella loud but it turns out the noise cancelling setting on my headphones have just been off this whole time
i wanna get into baking but its hard to justify with grocery prices :/
October 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i wanna get into baking but its hard to justify with grocery prices :/
soooo wtf do we do if congress just doesn’t come back…?
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
soooo wtf do we do if congress just doesn’t come back…?
i forgot youre not supposed to shake kombucha…
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i forgot youre not supposed to shake kombucha…
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between g-fuel and protein powder it turns out the young male right-wing movement might just be lead poisoning
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
between g-fuel and protein powder it turns out the young male right-wing movement might just be lead poisoning
thinking about the time i got an MRI for a meningitis screening, and while that was clear they were concerned about hypothyroidism which i just never followed up on…haha
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
thinking about the time i got an MRI for a meningitis screening, and while that was clear they were concerned about hypothyroidism which i just never followed up on…haha
now who told you to do that
All don’t put pickles in yall spaghetti🫣
October 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
now who told you to do that
the fact that i keep forgetting lattes are not inherently iced and the default is hot…
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the fact that i keep forgetting lattes are not inherently iced and the default is hot…
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i just learned how much taylor swift beefs with and puts down other newer pop girls she really is the nicki minaj of white girls
October 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i just learned how much taylor swift beefs with and puts down other newer pop girls she really is the nicki minaj of white girls
it is getting harder and harder to rely on my mom for anything and its getting so fucking frustrating
October 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
it is getting harder and harder to rely on my mom for anything and its getting so fucking frustrating
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How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More - Consumer Reports
AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.
www.consumerreports.org
October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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