Kris Holcomb
@krisholcomb.bsky.social
Furry, photographer, furry photographer.
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I’m open for FC 2026 fursuit photos this weekend. Single, couple, or group shots. #FC2026 #FurtherConfusion2026
Behold, my skills of an artist! Why buy into AI slop, when you can appreciate human slop the way god intended! Lol.
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Behold, my skills of an artist! Why buy into AI slop, when you can appreciate human slop the way god intended! Lol.
House payment, or health insurance? I’m going to stick with the house payment because that’s all I got. Lol.
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
House payment, or health insurance? I’m going to stick with the house payment because that’s all I got. Lol.
Did you hear about what happened to Anakin on Mustafar? He got turned into Darth Stumpy! Obi Wan turned him into a human brisket! You got to hand it to Anakin, he got left without a leg to stand on.
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Did you hear about what happened to Anakin on Mustafar? He got turned into Darth Stumpy! Obi Wan turned him into a human brisket! You got to hand it to Anakin, he got left without a leg to stand on.
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Kid Rock has gone through Puberty Rock to become Adult Rock before settling on Early Bird Dinner at Denny’s Rock. In a few more years he’ll be old enough to become Retirement and Collecting Social Security Benefits Senior Citizen Rock.
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Kid Rock has gone through Puberty Rock to become Adult Rock before settling on Early Bird Dinner at Denny’s Rock. In a few more years he’ll be old enough to become Retirement and Collecting Social Security Benefits Senior Citizen Rock.
It would be funny if the San Diego Chargers of San Diego won next year. That’s the joke.
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
It would be funny if the San Diego Chargers of San Diego won next year. That’s the joke.
What the Patriots should have done: Pay off Tom Brady's alimony, bring him back for one more game. Lol.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
What the Patriots should have done: Pay off Tom Brady's alimony, bring him back for one more game. Lol.
Art practice from 2009. I should get back into this again.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Art practice from 2009. I should get back into this again.
My car had a pending code for the air/fuel ratio sensor. Welp.
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
My car had a pending code for the air/fuel ratio sensor. Welp.
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All my streams sound like this
February 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
All my streams sound like this
Knowing how things work, that’s actually a decent business plan.
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Knowing how things work, that’s actually a decent business plan.
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
Arizona Fursuit Minigolf II: The golf game nobody wanted.
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Arizona Fursuit Minigolf II: The golf game nobody wanted.
If she runs for governor of California, I’m going to need every registered voter to write me in to knock her off.
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 AM
If she runs for governor of California, I’m going to need every registered voter to write me in to knock her off.
“Why are you running? Why are you gay? Why are you gay running?”
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“Why are you running? Why are you gay? Why are you gay running?”
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Someone had to say it.💢
This thing absolutely sucks!
(CW: Language)
This thing absolutely sucks!
(CW: Language)
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Someone had to say it.💢
This thing absolutely sucks!
(CW: Language)
This thing absolutely sucks!
(CW: Language)
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
When you have a strange dream where you go to Office Depot and find an Apple branded camcorder using 2007 aesthetics on the box, complete with true HD and FireWire everything.
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
When you have a strange dream where you go to Office Depot and find an Apple branded camcorder using 2007 aesthetics on the box, complete with true HD and FireWire everything.
Would a My Little Pony who’s been bitten by a radioactive spider transform into Spider-Mane?
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Would a My Little Pony who’s been bitten by a radioactive spider transform into Spider-Mane?
At this point people need to start moving away from Adobe. Just because they’re sorry they stuck their dick in the cookie jar doesn’t mean they won’t stick their dick in the cookie jar again when no one’s looking.
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
At this point people need to start moving away from Adobe. Just because they’re sorry they stuck their dick in the cookie jar doesn’t mean they won’t stick their dick in the cookie jar again when no one’s looking.
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Whiiiich one of you
Eight years ago, Joann Moschella was injured after her bicycle was hit by a car. That's when her unsung hero appeared, dressed in a furry lavender bunny suit. n.pr/4rLUqll
After being hit by a car, she was saved by a lavender bunny
Eight years ago, Joann Moschella was injured after her bicycle was hit by a car. That's when her unsung hero appeared, dressed in a furry lavender bunny suit.
n.pr
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Whiiiich one of you
It may seem fun and easy to always be mad about the constant bad things going on, but sometimes you gotta do what you can to make good things happen.
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
It may seem fun and easy to always be mad about the constant bad things going on, but sometimes you gotta do what you can to make good things happen.
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I finally have a job interview over the phone. Finally, something to look forward to!
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I finally have a job interview over the phone. Finally, something to look forward to!
If they make Dredd II or a Dredd TV series, they should bring back Karl Urban while also bringing in Anthony Starr as Rico for an arc. They face off, Dredd carries Rico at the end and says, “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.”
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
If they make Dredd II or a Dredd TV series, they should bring back Karl Urban while also bringing in Anthony Starr as Rico for an arc. They face off, Dredd carries Rico at the end and says, “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.”