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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 🔜 FC
@hansfaffing.bsky.social
Natural Colors. Unnatural properties. 18+
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Links to things: HansFaffing.com
One of the biggest compliments is <redacted>. And the problem is if you ask for <redacted> then it's not the same if <redacted> just comes up / happens. So you just gotta enjoy it when it happens.
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Hee Haww 🫏 pretty shiny ✨️ today
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
You rubber for brains dog stop chewing on my lights!!!!!
🐶 @av.dog
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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It's cold this time of year
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A little signal on your phone at the coffee shop that shows off you’re actually reading something and not just on social media so everyone thinks at least as highly as you as the guy with the entire laptop for reading Xdot com
January 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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You Construct Intricate Rituals To Nuzzle The Chestfuzz Of Other Wuffs
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My Furry Smut panel, “We Tell Ourselves Stories in Order to Yiff” was rejected from TED again
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Experts don’t want you to know this one simple trick for happiness

#tf #transformation
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Look look look. Don’t get too down. I’m still keeping my hopes up for 2027.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Still really fucked up about how easy it is to harass people online to the point of breakdown because they aren’t doing something to your exact specifications.
January 4, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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lazy rubber tiger suit that forces you to take naps
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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He’s been watching him struggle for hours now rip 😤🙏🐎💦

Done for @wulrikad.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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The rubber spreads quickly as the rubber beast rails you. First it forces your bits into a taut throbbing sphere, then your legs and arms into a compact quad shape, and finally your head, maw filled with a dildo gag of their cock, nose filled with their rubber musk. Fully helpless & claimed by them~
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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zootopia human AU featuring Footbert Manley, Judy Walks and Nick NormalTemperament
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Definitely my most popular piece, "Don't Disturb the Locals" from early 2022
February 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Moon drunk
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I like being a skotter it's a good shape
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Look! I can be a big scary alpha tiger! RAWR! You won't believe what I'll do when I get ya >:3

📸 - @linglingfennec.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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FC 2026 art show paintings 🐻👨‍🎨🎨🖼️🖌️✨
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Print selection I’ll have at the FC 2026 NSFW art show!
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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🐺
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM