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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺
@hansfaffing.bsky.social
Natural Colors. Unnatural properties. 18+
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Links to things: HansFaffing.com
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January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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If anyone has experience with game design / VR world building / larp style gaming and is looking for a new gig, my job is hiring.

90k salary, remote friendly (us only), stupid fun workplace, Union benefits.

Please don't let me be the only furry here

meowwolf.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/MeowWo...
Game Designer (Project Based Role)
Privacy Notice for California Applicants and Employees Applicants must be currently authorized to work in the United States on a full-time basis. We are unable to sponsor or take over sponsorship of a...
meowwolf.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
If you hear I have a paw fetish and are taking off your shoes instead of putting on gloves you misunderstood me >///> HuffRuffSniffSniffThanks @blush-wuff-tk.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Yay, it's my birthday!!!

Which means TK should be toyed with HEAVILY!

Just become a useless dizzy sensitive toybrain, and get lots of teases/squeezes/rubs.

Art by @neltruin.bsky.social! Feat Jazz Otter & Seth.
April 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Rendered This yesterday, Enjoy
January 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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“Do what you love and the money will come,” they said. I took out half a million dollars on this business load for a company that twists ferrets into balloon animals and I haven’t gotten a single customer. They’re going to kill me at the next board meeting
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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💦💗😼

a squeaky rubbercat tf sequence to start off the day
meowsqueak!

#tfeveryday #rubber #latex
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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I used to think X had no public utility but it is developing into some sort of monument to billionaire hubris. It's a living museum of paranoiac mania, a Grey Gardens situation.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
🙃 The hottest brag in seattle tech is “But I don’t want to get income taxed” to backdoor brag you’re in that wild bracket 🙃
January 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Vinyls of my album coming this month!! 👀🎹🐯🎧

🎨 @jankapnoc.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Wrapped up.
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Wear your fursuit for fun more often
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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Catching up on my gratuitous sexy seasonal art with a wonderful New Years YCH courtesy of @infurnationale.bsky.social!~
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Here it is for folks over here!
My 10 year anniversary of attending MFF.

Making these films and capturing this community through the years has been my pleasure. Allow me to share with you!!

youtu.be/vHbCeb8UVyE?...
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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My 2025 DJ Mixes are now FREE FOR ALL!

This was a monthly project for Patrons in 2025. While I'll be doing it again in 2026, I wanted to make previous mixes public now that it's been a year.

You can listen & download them all here, w/ track listings: www.patreon.com/collection/1...
DJ Mixes | Collection from Red Means Recording | 13 posts
Get more from Red Means Recording on Patreon
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January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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More ponyposting to celebrate the new year (of horse!!!)

@hansfaffing.bsky.social givin me all the pets I deserve and leadin me around the mff lobby

📸 edits by Hans taken by Kilmo!
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Happy new year!!!
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is a silly tidbit but until today I’ve never bought a TV before. They just appeared in my life.
My TV died at 1/1 01:45 🫡
January 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Me and the boyfo wishin’ y’all a happy start to your 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Here is to hoping 2026 is better then ‘25. I mean ‘26 is the year of the horse so it has that going for it.

#ponyplay #yearofthehorse
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Embrace sketch
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My TV died at 1/1 01:45 🫡
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM