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From Rotterdam Through Amsterdam To California

This is the place where I say things that could get me deported...

I do a little talking on Dutch Radio... @DewereldvanBNNVARA @BNNVARA

With a grain of sarcasm...
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"You’re posing in your Ford F-150 wearing knockoff Dollar Store Costa sunglasses, a goatee, Punisher or FJB shirt, and a faux tough-guy expression."
I came across this somewhere in a law book...

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"

Does this apply in the current fight with ICE?
Grok says it could.... But then again that is Grok
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Who is this old sleepy man on stage?

Not the leader of a "Well respected" country...
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
That Nobel Price is getting less certain by the day...

Btw, where are the Epstein files?
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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It’s official. As well as illegal under national and international law.
BREAKING

U.S. officials have confirmed that President Donald Trump ordered military strikes inside Venezuela, including strikes on Venezuelan military facilities.
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Of this because of "national security" reasons....

www.axios.com/2025/12/21/m...
DOJ defends removing Trump photo from Epstein files
Lawmakers say the government is failing to comply with the law.
www.axios.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Glad NPR did carry his speech, but I briefly peeked at it, I found an old men yelling at a fast pace at a TV....

I can't wait for him to leave this planet
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I just can't wait for Trump to kick the bucket so I can also write a post about what a despicable asshole he was.

Rip Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
So now he is going after the stoners for votes.

Dude, we might not think a lot, but we thought about voting for you and somehow that decision is very clear, every time, no matter how much weed I consume.

It is a No.

www.upi.com/Top_News/US/...
Trump aims to reform federal cannabis law - UPI.com
President Donald Trump has voiced support for reclassifying cannabis and making it a legally obtainable drug -- possibly as soon as next week.
www.upi.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
For somebody who hates Somalians, he does act a lot like a Somalian pirate...

www.reuters.com/world/americ...
US seizes oil tanker off coast of Venezuela, Trump says
The U.S. has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, President Donald Trump said on Wednesday, ratcheting up tensions with Caracas in a move that also raised oil prices.
www.reuters.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Never imagined I would see something positive coming out of MTG... Better late then never

www.cbsnews.com/news/marjori...
Former MAGA loyalist Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump policies are not America First
The relationship between Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, one of President Trump's most loyal backers, soured over the Epstein files and disagreements over MAGA policies.
www.cbsnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Thoughts and prayers.

But somehow I have a feeling this lady will "magically" get a greencard...

www.wmur.com/article/woma...
ICE arrests woman with family ties to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
The mother of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's nephew is currently in ICE custody, after she was arrested for overstaying her visa by 26 years, a source familiar with the matter confirms...
www.wmur.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How to deduct these are two incels?

"Weisenburg enrolled in North Texas Fire Academy, to train for the coup, but failed out of the program nearly six months later"

Yeah if you can't finish fire training, but think it will be useful for your coup, you are an incel

www.npr.org/2025/11/23/n...
Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children
Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'll vote for him...
Swalwell: I am running to be California’s next governor.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Because when you are upset you start calling people names. As is taught at Trump Kindergarten
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?

LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The best part of this is the fact that all of these grifters trust each other with their money, but serious, if you in 2023 didn't know Mike Lindell was not going to pay you back, you are an idiot and deserve to loose you money...

ca.news.yahoo.com/far-podcaste...
Far-right podcaster sues MyPillow’s Mike Lindell after $3 million loan goes unpaid - Yahoo News Canada
Lindell and Oltmann spread baseless conspiracy theories claiming widespread election fraud in 2020
ca.news.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
LOL, most Americans don't want to be part of Trumps Sturmabteilung or Schutzstaffel...

The ones who do will understand why not, as soon as Trump has left office...

You are personally responsible for your choices and you will find that out eventually.

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | ICE lowered its standards and is still struggling to hire officers
DHS is spending millions of dollars on an aggressive television ad campaign targeting local police officers — but it's not getting nearly enough applicants.
www.msnbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ok, I meant a few days of course, pretty accurate prediction if I say so myself.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/15/p...
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What could possibly go wrong.....

www.theverge.com/news/799312/...
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
www.theverge.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It is getting busy around Trump's crotch with all those world leaders lining up, I wonder how the OG MAGA scrotum-kissers feel about that. They can't offer what a President of a Country can offer...
October 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I am going to make a prediction...

The Gaza accord will go bust in a few weeks and Trump will blame Palestinians when Netanyahu resumes his bombardments.
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM