Just a Guy from Maine
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Hanging on by this thread.
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Still haven’t spent a dime at Target for a year.
February 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Still haven’t spent a dime at Target for a year.
I want to become a hermit but I don’t know how to forage. Is that, like, dumpster diving behind Whole Foods?
February 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I want to become a hermit but I don’t know how to forage. Is that, like, dumpster diving behind Whole Foods?
Judged by the company we keep.
February 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Judged by the company we keep.
I’m guessing Lindsey Vonn won’t receive a bill for her care.
February 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I’m guessing Lindsey Vonn won’t receive a bill for her care.
I’m thinking it’s time for our country to be run by women.
February 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I’m thinking it’s time for our country to be run by women.
There are so many better surface options for snorting coke than a toilet seat.
February 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
There are so many better surface options for snorting coke than a toilet seat.
And just like that, no one’s talking about the Melania movie.
February 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
And just like that, no one’s talking about the Melania movie.
RFK Jr. is the best thing that’s ever happened to The Onion.
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
RFK Jr. is the best thing that’s ever happened to The Onion.
How do the anti-socialism folks feel about Trump accounts?
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
How do the anti-socialism folks feel about Trump accounts?
What’s the Dow at today, Pam?
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
What’s the Dow at today, Pam?
I’ll wait for summaries of the Bondi hearing. I can’t listen to this soulless cow and her fake outrage.
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’ll wait for summaries of the Bondi hearing. I can’t listen to this soulless cow and her fake outrage.
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We’ve become numb to news that would have gotten any other president immediately impeached.
Bridge Owner Lobbied Administration Before Trump Blasted Competing Span to Canada
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
We’ve become numb to news that would have gotten any other president immediately impeached.
If you’re a pedophile who’s a former prince, you get banished to a lesser-known castle with a slightly smaller staff.
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
If you’re a pedophile who’s a former prince, you get banished to a lesser-known castle with a slightly smaller staff.
Telling us you brought your kids with you to Rape Island does not make it sound better.
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Telling us you brought your kids with you to Rape Island does not make it sound better.
This is what you voted for, right?
Randy Fine calls for FCC action over Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance — USA TODAY
Florida congressman Randy Fine is calling for FCC action against Bad Bunny over alleged explicit lyrics during the Super Bowl halftime show.
apple.news
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This is what you voted for, right?
Todd Lyons is a piece of shit.
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Todd Lyons is a piece of shit.
Nothing will change while billionaires remain untouchable.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Nothing will change while billionaires remain untouchable.
I’d like to know what companies have been contracted to convert vacant warehouses to concentration camps.
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I’d like to know what companies have been contracted to convert vacant warehouses to concentration camps.
The UK Prime Minister is being pressured to resign because of association with men named in the Epstein files. Our president is the main character.
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 PM
The UK Prime Minister is being pressured to resign because of association with men named in the Epstein files. Our president is the main character.
Hearing Comer appeal to the public for “any information that could help the Epstein victims find justice,” when he has over a thousand victims providing that information every day.
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Hearing Comer appeal to the public for “any information that could help the Epstein victims find justice,” when he has over a thousand victims providing that information every day.