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An epic novel of love, lunacy and malignant civilizations
“Stands alongside the classic literature of Stendhal, Lautréamont and Breton”
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An epic novel of love, lunacy and malignant civilizations
“Stands alongside the classic literature of Stendhal, Lautréamont and Breton”
available here:
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URGENT REPORT TO THE EU
To: EU High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs and Security PolicyFrom: Der Koolschrank, International Psychology Department
Before engaging further in political or commercial talks with...
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February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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US politicians debate pulverized laws and rights while the people have guns in their faces.
February 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
US politicians debate pulverized laws and rights while the people have guns in their faces.
Perhaps America and its media would better comprehend the situation if the ruling party were to formally change its name to Murder Inc.
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Perhaps America and its media would better comprehend the situation if the ruling party were to formally change its name to Murder Inc.
The world sees that the American ruling caste’s insatiable lust for snuff films can no longer be contained, but is now erupting into the streets of the nation.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The world sees that the American ruling caste’s insatiable lust for snuff films can no longer be contained, but is now erupting into the streets of the nation.
New! From Koolschrank Press
An epic novel of love, lunacy and malignant civilizations
“Stands alongside the classic literature of Stendhal, Lautréamont and Breton”
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/publisher/ba...
An epic novel of love, lunacy and malignant civilizations
“Stands alongside the classic literature of Stendhal, Lautréamont and Breton”
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/publisher/ba...
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
New! From Koolschrank Press
An epic novel of love, lunacy and malignant civilizations
“Stands alongside the classic literature of Stendhal, Lautréamont and Breton”
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/publisher/ba...
An epic novel of love, lunacy and malignant civilizations
“Stands alongside the classic literature of Stendhal, Lautréamont and Breton”
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/publisher/ba...
Koolschrank Press
announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
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announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
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January 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Koolschrank Press
announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
available here:
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announces its new exclusive
FINE ART PRINTS
available here:
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“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.”
-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”
-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.”
-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”
-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”
Rerunning this classic New Year’s Eve article from Der Koolschrank:
HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
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HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
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December 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Rerunning this classic New Year’s Eve article from Der Koolschrank:
HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
derkoolschrank.com/how-long-doe...
HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
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The Cambodia-Thailand bloodshedding entered its most recent phase when Der Trump suggested they go to war so that the victor will win the honor of presenting him with a new peace prize.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Cambodia-Thailand bloodshedding entered its most recent phase when Der Trump suggested they go to war so that the victor will win the honor of presenting him with a new peace prize.
LABOR DAY was initiated on June 28, 1894 by President Grover Cleveland to placate the very workers his government had sent the army to shoot, leaving 90 dead or wounded during the Pullman Strike, which had wound down just eight days before.
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DAYS OF REST COME FROM 'LABOR UNREST'
DAYS OF REST COME FROM 'LABOR UNREST'
September 3, 2022 -Durt FiboAll across America, you will notice that business managers are absent, relaxing and roistering through a four-day feast. Welcome to “L...
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September 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
LABOR DAY was initiated on June 28, 1894 by President Grover Cleveland to placate the very workers his government had sent the army to shoot, leaving 90 dead or wounded during the Pullman Strike, which had wound down just eight days before.
Full article here: derkoolschrank.com/days-of-rest...
Full article here: derkoolschrank.com/days-of-rest...
ON THIS DAY:
In 1830 Joseph Smith invented the hallucinogen popularly known as 'acid'.
In 1830 Joseph Smith invented the hallucinogen popularly known as 'acid'.
June 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
ON THIS DAY:
In 1830 Joseph Smith invented the hallucinogen popularly known as 'acid'.
In 1830 Joseph Smith invented the hallucinogen popularly known as 'acid'.
In March, Koolschrank Press published Philip Newton’s WAR and Other Poems. He'd written the long title piece while watching the relentless perversion of U.S. laws by the US Supreme Court. We set out to interview Mr. Newton in this article.
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POETRY VS THE LAW Interview With The Author
POETRY VS THE LAW
Interview With The Author
In March, Koolschrank Press published our first book, Philip Newton’s WAR and Other Poems, as a warning of what was to come, both from us
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May 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In March, Koolschrank Press published Philip Newton’s WAR and Other Poems. He'd written the long title piece while watching the relentless perversion of U.S. laws by the US Supreme Court. We set out to interview Mr. Newton in this article.
derkoolschrank.com/poetry-vs-th...
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MAY DAY
INTERNATIONAL WORKERS' DAY
salutations from Koolschrank Press
INTERNATIONAL WORKERS' DAY
salutations from Koolschrank Press
May 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
MAY DAY
INTERNATIONAL WORKERS' DAY
salutations from Koolschrank Press
INTERNATIONAL WORKERS' DAY
salutations from Koolschrank Press
“I am still alive then. That may come in useful.”
― Samuel Beckett, Molloy
― Samuel Beckett, Molloy
April 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“I am still alive then. That may come in useful.”
― Samuel Beckett, Molloy
― Samuel Beckett, Molloy
DER TRUMP LAYS PLANS TO DEPORT THE U.S. SUPREME COURT TO EL SALVADOR MEGA PRISON
April 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
DER TRUMP LAYS PLANS TO DEPORT THE U.S. SUPREME COURT TO EL SALVADOR MEGA PRISON
DER TRUMP BANS BOOKS WORLDWIDE
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
DER TRUMP BANS BOOKS WORLDWIDE
“Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”
-Fran Lebowitz, author, and fellow New York dweller.
-Fran Lebowitz, author, and fellow New York dweller.
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”
-Fran Lebowitz, author, and fellow New York dweller.
-Fran Lebowitz, author, and fellow New York dweller.
