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"Don't call us...we'll call you"
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Don't call us...we'll call you"
Santa's first ho
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Santa's first ho
"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"
"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"
"Looks like I picked the wrong century to play President!"
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"Looks like I picked the wrong century to play President!"
from 2022:
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STEVE BANNON CALLS FOR SHOCK TROOPS
STEVE BANNON CALLS FOR SHOCK TROOPSJuly 26, 2022 -Durt Fibo
This week's history began when Steve Bannon emerged from court with a brace of contempt of Congress convictions, only to invoke his eidolon ...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
from 2022:
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They'll do everything to prevent Bad Bunny from announcing his presidential run at the halftime show!
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
They'll do everything to prevent Bad Bunny from announcing his presidential run at the halftime show!
Mass starvation is the MAHA health plan.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Mass starvation is the MAHA health plan.
Maxwell's current lawyer is a friend of Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who had 'questioned' her in prison some days ago.
August 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Maxwell's current lawyer is a friend of Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who had 'questioned' her in prison some days ago.
Motto on door:
Your Ass Is Grass
Your Ass Is Grass
June 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Motto on door:
Your Ass Is Grass
Your Ass Is Grass
And a wine that transmogrified itself from Manischewitz to Chianti.
May 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
And a wine that transmogrified itself from Manischewitz to Chianti.
At no time has the Trump government acted within existing law. Hence the feeble attempt to reconfigure the powers & enforcement.
May 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
At no time has the Trump government acted within existing law. Hence the feeble attempt to reconfigure the powers & enforcement.
US medical debts escalate the same way.
May 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
US medical debts escalate the same way.
Would you be willing to send us (Koolschrank Press) one of these with another poetic passage of your choosing? So that we can promoted it, of course.
May 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Would you be willing to send us (Koolschrank Press) one of these with another poetic passage of your choosing? So that we can promoted it, of course.
The Trump government at no time acts within existing law. Hence the ploy to rewrite it and salve its conscience (as though it had one).
May 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Trump government at no time acts within existing law. Hence the ploy to rewrite it and salve its conscience (as though it had one).
"Only the poor are generous
Only they are granted that golden chance"
-Philip Newton, "Wealth of Oceans"
from: WAR and Other Poems
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Only they are granted that golden chance"
-Philip Newton, "Wealth of Oceans"
from: WAR and Other Poems
koolschrankpress.com
May 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Only the poor are generous
Only they are granted that golden chance"
-Philip Newton, "Wealth of Oceans"
from: WAR and Other Poems
koolschrankpress.com
Only they are granted that golden chance"
-Philip Newton, "Wealth of Oceans"
from: WAR and Other Poems
koolschrankpress.com
The present was 100% predictable the moment Netanyahu returned to power.
May 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The present was 100% predictable the moment Netanyahu returned to power.