can never remember a single interesting thing about myself when it comes to 2 truths and a lie. all i've ever got is the dome house
February 16, 2026 at 6:52 AM
can never remember a single interesting thing about myself when it comes to 2 truths and a lie. all i've ever got is the dome house
men will leave you. friends is forever
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
men will leave you. friends is forever
valentine's day is cancelled everyone go home
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
valentine's day is cancelled everyone go home
you should really be titting out with your friends more often
February 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
you should really be titting out with your friends more often
i remember this as being much more famous than i think it ever was. its very famous to me. i think this song and video genuinely altered the trajectory of my life www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wW5...
Naomi Elizabeth - God Sent Me Here To Rock You
YouTube video by Naomi Elizabeth
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
i remember this as being much more famous than i think it ever was. its very famous to me. i think this song and video genuinely altered the trajectory of my life www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wW5...
for some reason ive been coping lately by buying fancy pajamas. ive been buying like a nightgown or matching set or slip almost every time i get paid. like somehow my post-cashout self improvement resolution was to look cuter at night alone in my apartment
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
for some reason ive been coping lately by buying fancy pajamas. ive been buying like a nightgown or matching set or slip almost every time i get paid. like somehow my post-cashout self improvement resolution was to look cuter at night alone in my apartment
climbed in bed in a silk slip with a sleeve of crackers in hand and the joy of living alone and just doing fucking whatever hit me and i went YAY!! YAY
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 AM
climbed in bed in a silk slip with a sleeve of crackers in hand and the joy of living alone and just doing fucking whatever hit me and i went YAY!! YAY
what i see when i turn around at my desk at 7am on a thursday
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
what i see when i turn around at my desk at 7am on a thursday
watched a video from a californian girl who was hitchhiking on the autobahn and the germans she caught a ride with told her to show them some crazy california music so she put on gasolina for them and they went crazy. listening to it on the metro now and it really is the perfect song choice
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
watched a video from a californian girl who was hitchhiking on the autobahn and the germans she caught a ride with told her to show them some crazy california music so she put on gasolina for them and they went crazy. listening to it on the metro now and it really is the perfect song choice
hired a guy to come assemble a table for me and he asked me out as he left. feels like every other man wants me except for the one i tried to be with . never be bisexual it's not worth it
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
hired a guy to come assemble a table for me and he asked me out as he left. feels like every other man wants me except for the one i tried to be with . never be bisexual it's not worth it
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"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
man who delivered my couch pointed and laughed at my fish shaped pencil pouch, showed his colleague, then said "you look like billie eilish" as he left. like ships in the night
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
man who delivered my couch pointed and laughed at my fish shaped pencil pouch, showed his colleague, then said "you look like billie eilish" as he left. like ships in the night
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I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
in the aftermath of a painful breakup and a winter move and several health incidents ive been feeling pretty fucking bad about myself recently and the only and i mean ONLY thing keeping me going is the fact that im gonna get a cunty haircut next week from the same woman who did it last time
February 5, 2026 at 7:06 AM
in the aftermath of a painful breakup and a winter move and several health incidents ive been feeling pretty fucking bad about myself recently and the only and i mean ONLY thing keeping me going is the fact that im gonna get a cunty haircut next week from the same woman who did it last time
where do restaurants get off charging $18+ for fried rice. it's rice . god forbid i want someone who doesn't care if i live or die to make me some greasy rice
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
where do restaurants get off charging $18+ for fried rice. it's rice . god forbid i want someone who doesn't care if i live or die to make me some greasy rice
i think it's really cute that hydro quebec signs off emails in english with 'yours truly'
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 AM
i think it's really cute that hydro quebec signs off emails in english with 'yours truly'
my special skill is eaitng a whole kiwi. just fucking biting into it. feels like biting into the arm of a hairy man. no traces left
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
my special skill is eaitng a whole kiwi. just fucking biting into it. feels like biting into the arm of a hairy man. no traces left
hey so i applied for that position in september of fucking 2023
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
hey so i applied for that position in september of fucking 2023
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just brush me hard twin
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
just brush me hard twin
keep opening bluesky like i have something to say but all that ever comes to mind is just brush me hard twin
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 AM
keep opening bluesky like i have something to say but all that ever comes to mind is just brush me hard twin
last night i finally stumbled across an illegal roblox game where you can fuck. saw many incredible sights
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
last night i finally stumbled across an illegal roblox game where you can fuck. saw many incredible sights
toria and i were discussing why i get bullied so much more than her in roblox when i use my voice and she suggested i record us talking to see who has a higher pitched voice bc that may be a factor. i don't have any answers but here's a glimpse into our chat
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 AM
toria and i were discussing why i get bullied so much more than her in roblox when i use my voice and she suggested i record us talking to see who has a higher pitched voice bc that may be a factor. i don't have any answers but here's a glimpse into our chat
appetite's been bad lately and i keep playing this game of "i won't eat until im hungry enough to eat what i have in the fridge". learning this doesn't work bc im as stubborn as a toddler and would rather starve than eat real food if i want, for example, milk tea for dinner
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 AM
appetite's been bad lately and i keep playing this game of "i won't eat until im hungry enough to eat what i have in the fridge". learning this doesn't work bc im as stubborn as a toddler and would rather starve than eat real food if i want, for example, milk tea for dinner
just brush me hard twin
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
just brush me hard twin