Darren Norton
@knockernorton.bsky.social
Connoisseur. Shithouse. Thursday night Pirlo. Hummel ambassador. Loves tinpot football.
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Many thanks to everyone who purchased a copy of our latest zine at today's epic victory vs @sheffieldfc.bsky.social. Always good to chat with fans. And so pleased to be able to support One Punch Hull. Copies still available via vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
February 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Many thanks to everyone who purchased a copy of our latest zine at today's epic victory vs @sheffieldfc.bsky.social. Always good to chat with fans. And so pleased to be able to support One Punch Hull. Copies still available via vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
Help keep print alive & support a great charity. All for less than the price of a pint.
Pleased to announce #26 of our #FerribyFanzine - Bumper 56 pages for £3. All profits to One Punch Hull. Here's the photo cover by @tommymagicpants.bsky.social, contents and my back cover. Available via
vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view... or at home to @sheffieldfc.bsky.social next Saturday 🙏💚
vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view... or at home to @sheffieldfc.bsky.social next Saturday 🙏💚
January 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Help keep print alive & support a great charity. All for less than the price of a pint.
Wife's put a Christmas film on. Ffs.
Plus side, Emilia Clarke is in it.....
Plus side, Emilia Clarke is in it.....
a cat is laying on its back on a couch in a room .
ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a couch in a room .
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December 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Wife's put a Christmas film on. Ffs.
Plus side, Emilia Clarke is in it.....
Plus side, Emilia Clarke is in it.....
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Our @knockernorton.bsky.social has been moonlighting with Mundial. Here's his excellent piece on the pleasures and pains of playing for Ferriby's over-50s.
www.goal.com/mundial/back...
www.goal.com/mundial/back...
You're never too old to play grassroots football
You’re never too old to get back on the footballing horse…
www.goal.com
December 20, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Our @knockernorton.bsky.social has been moonlighting with Mundial. Here's his excellent piece on the pleasures and pains of playing for Ferriby's over-50s.
www.goal.com/mundial/back...
www.goal.com/mundial/back...
Tell you what, if Margot Robbie was coming to my house for a bunk up, I'd fuckin make sure I was in....
#ChanelAdvert
#ChanelAdvert
December 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Tell you what, if Margot Robbie was coming to my house for a bunk up, I'd fuckin make sure I was in....
#ChanelAdvert
#ChanelAdvert
Home alone for tea.
Bought a Morrisons pizza.
I'm worse than scum.
Bought a Morrisons pizza.
I'm worse than scum.
December 10, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Home alone for tea.
Bought a Morrisons pizza.
I'm worse than scum.
Bought a Morrisons pizza.
I'm worse than scum.
Monday night sorted
December 9, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Monday night sorted
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Cracking game of Eurpean Association shitkicking at Anfield
November 27, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Cracking game of Eurpean Association shitkicking at Anfield
Ere, @nickquantrill.bsky.social I'm out for Sunday's match, hamstring tear. I'll leave the MOTM trophy with you on Saturday, just so you know what it looks like. Cheers, m6
November 25, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Ere, @nickquantrill.bsky.social I'm out for Sunday's match, hamstring tear. I'll leave the MOTM trophy with you on Saturday, just so you know what it looks like. Cheers, m6
Why would I wanna be at home watching the football when I can be at the in-laws watching snooker 👀
Fuckin snooker.
Fuckin snooker.
November 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Why would I wanna be at home watching the football when I can be at the in-laws watching snooker 👀
Fuckin snooker.
Fuckin snooker.
Saturdays without football are shit. TBF, some Saturdays WITH football are equally shit.
November 23, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Saturdays without football are shit. TBF, some Saturdays WITH football are equally shit.
Put too much milk in my cuppa tea.
Few-min
Few-min
November 21, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Put too much milk in my cuppa tea.
Few-min
Few-min
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First ever bluesky comp
Follow and repost this post for chance to win a sweatshirt polo and tee shirt
Humblegentssocialclub.com
Follow and repost this post for chance to win a sweatshirt polo and tee shirt
Humblegentssocialclub.com
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
First ever bluesky comp
Follow and repost this post for chance to win a sweatshirt polo and tee shirt
Humblegentssocialclub.com
Follow and repost this post for chance to win a sweatshirt polo and tee shirt
Humblegentssocialclub.com
Safe to say it was bloody cold today.
Home, heating on, tea in slow cooker. Not moving for rest of the day.
Home, heating on, tea in slow cooker. Not moving for rest of the day.
November 20, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Safe to say it was bloody cold today.
Home, heating on, tea in slow cooker. Not moving for rest of the day.
Home, heating on, tea in slow cooker. Not moving for rest of the day.
I'm still on X, but my God I've only just noticed how shit it's actually got.
November 19, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I'm still on X, but my God I've only just noticed how shit it's actually got.
Tuesday'ing. Trying not to get wet whilst walking 100 hectares
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Tuesday'ing. Trying not to get wet whilst walking 100 hectares
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Top work, @knockernorton.bsky.social, with the new Ferriby tee. Thank you for sorting. Good reward from a post-match rummage in your boot.
November 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Top work, @knockernorton.bsky.social, with the new Ferriby tee. Thank you for sorting. Good reward from a post-match rummage in your boot.
Sunday'ing. First time Grandkids have seen me play. Think I'll stick to watching them....
November 17, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Sunday'ing. First time Grandkids have seen me play. Think I'll stick to watching them....
Viva Los Verde Blancos
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Viva Los Verde Blancos
Searched for my football club on here. Then I remembered they can barely be arsed to post on X, so unlikely to bother on here.
The joys of following a tinpot Step 4 Nonleague side.
The joys of following a tinpot Step 4 Nonleague side.
November 14, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Searched for my football club on here. Then I remembered they can barely be arsed to post on X, so unlikely to bother on here.
The joys of following a tinpot Step 4 Nonleague side.
The joys of following a tinpot Step 4 Nonleague side.
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Bluesky exclusive competition!
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November 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Bluesky exclusive competition!
RT this post and drop us a follow to win one of our brand new Scandinavia sweats. We’ll randomly pick two winners in 24 hours time!
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This is like going back 15 years, trying to figure out how Twitter worked.....
#SameButDifferent
#SameButDifferent
November 13, 2024 at 8:27 PM
This is like going back 15 years, trying to figure out how Twitter worked.....
#SameButDifferent
#SameButDifferent