People say that I’m “supercaliswaggalicious”
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
People say that I’m “supercaliswaggalicious”
I’ve been diagnosed with ass paralysis.
January 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I’ve been diagnosed with ass paralysis.
L.O.L. , W.T.F. ?
January 24, 2026 at 6:41 PM
L.O.L. , W.T.F. ?
I’m going to funge your tokens.
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I’m going to funge your tokens.
I’m excellent, I’m made of beans, I’m your mother, don’t talk to me
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’m excellent, I’m made of beans, I’m your mother, don’t talk to me
*Cypress Hill voice*
Disdain for the piss stain
(DISDAIN, GOLDEN RAIN)
Disdain for the piss stain
(DISDAIN, GOLDEN RAIN)
January 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
*Cypress Hill voice*
Disdain for the piss stain
(DISDAIN, GOLDEN RAIN)
Disdain for the piss stain
(DISDAIN, GOLDEN RAIN)
Original sin was actually highly derivative, and Adam and Eve had to settle out of court to retain their copyright.
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Original sin was actually highly derivative, and Adam and Eve had to settle out of court to retain their copyright.
I am a laxative for the world
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I am a laxative for the world
Reposted by Kyle Kentner
it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
When life gives you lemmings
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
When life gives you lemmings
You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer’s default voice.
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer’s default voice.
Everybody shoves Raymond (when will the bullying cease)
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Everybody shoves Raymond (when will the bullying cease)
Reposted by Kyle Kentner
piss a mile in my pants
August 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
piss a mile in my pants
I’m microdosing squirrel steroids
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I’m microdosing squirrel steroids
I just did a speedrun of the Internet; I went from “I can haz cheezburger” to “6 7” in 13.37 seconds.
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I just did a speedrun of the Internet; I went from “I can haz cheezburger” to “6 7” in 13.37 seconds.
I’m a bit of a wild child
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m a bit of a wild child
I love Loony Cartoons, including (but not limited to) Insects Rabbit and Absurd Mallard.
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I love Loony Cartoons, including (but not limited to) Insects Rabbit and Absurd Mallard.
What if your mothier mother married my frothier father?
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What if your mothier mother married my frothier father?
Do you believe in shortening the spork?
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Do you believe in shortening the spork?
I’m a vital part of the Moron Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m a vital part of the Moron Christmas
That’s just the Tiffany iceberg.
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That’s just the Tiffany iceberg.
BCC (from Email) stands for “Bartholomew and the Corn of Calamity”
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
BCC (from Email) stands for “Bartholomew and the Corn of Calamity”
I think I like like you 🫢🫣
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think I like like you 🫢🫣
I’m transmitting this message from the Circuit City shitter
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m transmitting this message from the Circuit City shitter