Would you blow the current sitting president to save Bojack Horseman
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Would you blow the current sitting president to save Bojack Horseman
i saw the rapture happen
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i saw the rapture happen
i steal all my lines from this guy named Brian
The world will look your heartbreak dead in the eyes and use it in their comedy special without crediting you
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i steal all my lines from this guy named Brian
world's smallest car gets towed for fuck all
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
world's smallest car gets towed for fuck all
trip sitting is easy just put on transformers and let them play with legos
September 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
trip sitting is easy just put on transformers and let them play with legos
yes i am going to the landfill today with Tad Strange
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
yes i am going to the landfill today with Tad Strange
being an engineer entails planning for the bears
September 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
being an engineer entails planning for the bears
what if an elephant saw 9/11
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
what if an elephant saw 9/11
officer i was going for his wallet and i accidentally grabbed his ass
August 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
officer i was going for his wallet and i accidentally grabbed his ass
theyre hiring witches at the white house to combat the etsy curses
August 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
theyre hiring witches at the white house to combat the etsy curses
me, a heat seeking missile, seeking tits
March 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
me, a heat seeking missile, seeking tits
Just got off shift its BEER O'CLOCK. Nobody disturb me during BEER O'CLOCK! Don't talk to me until I've had my BEER.
March 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just got off shift its BEER O'CLOCK. Nobody disturb me during BEER O'CLOCK! Don't talk to me until I've had my BEER.
i need there to be two of me. like... if someone split me into work and not work. and like neither of them knew about the other life... or somehow there was a company that offered this... i would work for them i think.
March 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i need there to be two of me. like... if someone split me into work and not work. and like neither of them knew about the other life... or somehow there was a company that offered this... i would work for them i think.
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omg get the medicine cat!
March 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
omg get the medicine cat!
beercan reporting from the scene of the crime: smokeweed made dankfur drink the bong water
March 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
beercan reporting from the scene of the crime: smokeweed made dankfur drink the bong water
are you fucking me in the ass right now
February 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
are you fucking me in the ass right now
My dad called you a libtard pussy because you listen to The Neighborhood ❤️ and not The Neighborhood 🖕
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My dad called you a libtard pussy because you listen to The Neighborhood ❤️ and not The Neighborhood 🖕
theyre playing uncle kracker in the kura sushi
February 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
theyre playing uncle kracker in the kura sushi
real love is when you deactivate your hinge accounts in front of each other
February 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
real love is when you deactivate your hinge accounts in front of each other
im taking my leave of licious rn
February 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
im taking my leave of licious rn
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this is whats wrong with humanity. fuck you trader joes
February 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
this is whats wrong with humanity. fuck you trader joes
I'm a misongynist at heart
February 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm a misongynist at heart