Kat Holloway
@kittyvgolore.bsky.social
Birds can eat, travel, and poop wherever &, whenever they want. That’s the type of vibe I’m after. ✈️
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Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.
December 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
Life may be chewing me up and shitting me out, but I’m built like a piece of corn. 😁
December 30, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Life may be chewing me up and shitting me out, but I’m built like a piece of corn. 😁
I thought the days before Thanksgiving, Memorial Day weekend or even the days before Christmas was bad
But today I met the final boss: The weekend after Christmas and it’s all weather delays.
Y’all have lost yall gah damn mind. OMFG
But today I met the final boss: The weekend after Christmas and it’s all weather delays.
Y’all have lost yall gah damn mind. OMFG
December 30, 2024 at 10:50 AM
I thought the days before Thanksgiving, Memorial Day weekend or even the days before Christmas was bad
But today I met the final boss: The weekend after Christmas and it’s all weather delays.
Y’all have lost yall gah damn mind. OMFG
But today I met the final boss: The weekend after Christmas and it’s all weather delays.
Y’all have lost yall gah damn mind. OMFG
Them: Kat, it’s people up at the podium waiting impatiently for you.
Me in my best King Jaffe Joffer voice: 🗣️ LET THEM WAIT!!!
Me in my best King Jaffe Joffer voice: 🗣️ LET THEM WAIT!!!
December 30, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Them: Kat, it’s people up at the podium waiting impatiently for you.
Me in my best King Jaffe Joffer voice: 🗣️ LET THEM WAIT!!!
Me in my best King Jaffe Joffer voice: 🗣️ LET THEM WAIT!!!
I missed my flight
My flight was late
You see we was connecting
So why didn’t you tell the pilot to wait?!
I could be a rapper.
#Bars
#poetry
#AirlineHaiku
My flight was late
You see we was connecting
So why didn’t you tell the pilot to wait?!
I could be a rapper.
#Bars
#poetry
#AirlineHaiku
December 24, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I missed my flight
My flight was late
You see we was connecting
So why didn’t you tell the pilot to wait?!
I could be a rapper.
#Bars
#poetry
#AirlineHaiku
My flight was late
You see we was connecting
So why didn’t you tell the pilot to wait?!
I could be a rapper.
#Bars
#poetry
#AirlineHaiku
Y’all: im never flying this airline again!
Me: 👋🏽see you on your return trip! 🤭
Me: 👋🏽see you on your return trip! 🤭
December 24, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Y’all: im never flying this airline again!
Me: 👋🏽see you on your return trip! 🤭
Me: 👋🏽see you on your return trip! 🤭
Working in the airport is so ghetto and not for the weak but I absolutely love it. 😂
December 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Working in the airport is so ghetto and not for the weak but I absolutely love it. 😂
OUAT I would get in trouble for lying to my granny for going outside when I wasn’t supposed to. Confused, she would say “You smell fresh!”
WHATCHUMEAN? How does outside have a smell?
Well fast forward *many* years, the pile of unfolded laundry by the open bed room window now smells like “outside”.
WHATCHUMEAN? How does outside have a smell?
Well fast forward *many* years, the pile of unfolded laundry by the open bed room window now smells like “outside”.
December 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
OUAT I would get in trouble for lying to my granny for going outside when I wasn’t supposed to. Confused, she would say “You smell fresh!”
WHATCHUMEAN? How does outside have a smell?
Well fast forward *many* years, the pile of unfolded laundry by the open bed room window now smells like “outside”.
WHATCHUMEAN? How does outside have a smell?
Well fast forward *many* years, the pile of unfolded laundry by the open bed room window now smells like “outside”.
Watching Home Alone as an adult really pisses me off because Kevin really needed his ass knocked between the washer and dryer. “We are upstairs Dummy!”
BOY WHAT?!
BOY WHAT?!
December 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Watching Home Alone as an adult really pisses me off because Kevin really needed his ass knocked between the washer and dryer. “We are upstairs Dummy!”
BOY WHAT?!
BOY WHAT?!
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Imagine being more outraged about a pardoned son than a convicted felon as leader of the free world
December 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Imagine being more outraged about a pardoned son than a convicted felon as leader of the free world
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*hits blunt* So if this is Bluesky, and the feed is called a skyline…do we call the blocklist a No Fly list?
November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
*hits blunt* So if this is Bluesky, and the feed is called a skyline…do we call the blocklist a No Fly list?
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This is going to sound weird but somewhere deep inside I think I’m filled with magic and I gotta figure out how to get it out.
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 AM
This is going to sound weird but somewhere deep inside I think I’m filled with magic and I gotta figure out how to get it out.
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Unpopular Auntie opinion... whyyyyyy do people wanna video call allllll the time? Random video calls to chat about nothing are not my jam. They made Bluetooth so I could chat with you and multitask, beloved.
#blackskyover40
#blackskyover40
a woman wearing a purple shirt and hoop earrings is laying on a bed with her arms crossed
ALT: a woman wearing a purple shirt and hoop earrings is laying on a bed with her arms crossed
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November 28, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Unpopular Auntie opinion... whyyyyyy do people wanna video call allllll the time? Random video calls to chat about nothing are not my jam. They made Bluetooth so I could chat with you and multitask, beloved.
#blackskyover40
#blackskyover40
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Rise n shine weeble woobles!! These dollars ain’t gonna make themselves!! 😎 #BlackSkyOver40 #BlackSky #Knubia #HumpDay
a woman in a wig is blowing a kiss and says make the money dont let it make you .
ALT: a woman in a wig is blowing a kiss and says make the money dont let it make you .
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November 27, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Rise n shine weeble woobles!! These dollars ain’t gonna make themselves!! 😎 #BlackSkyOver40 #BlackSky #Knubia #HumpDay
That squirrels was made of glass that is why they crunch when they get run over in the street 😩
Y’all what’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
November 27, 2024 at 10:42 AM
That squirrels was made of glass that is why they crunch when they get run over in the street 😩
Me: works in an airport with millions of people passing through daily, crowds galore. 😃 🙂 🤗
Also me at a grocery store 2 days before thanksgiving: “I am highly overstimulated. It’s so peoply in here! Omg! moooovve out the way!” 😩 🤯 😰
Also me at a grocery store 2 days before thanksgiving: “I am highly overstimulated. It’s so peoply in here! Omg! moooovve out the way!” 😩 🤯 😰
November 26, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Me: works in an airport with millions of people passing through daily, crowds galore. 😃 🙂 🤗
Also me at a grocery store 2 days before thanksgiving: “I am highly overstimulated. It’s so peoply in here! Omg! moooovve out the way!” 😩 🤯 😰
Also me at a grocery store 2 days before thanksgiving: “I am highly overstimulated. It’s so peoply in here! Omg! moooovve out the way!” 😩 🤯 😰
So I watched the A24 movie called Civil War… OMG. what in the hyper realistic sci-fi dystopian depiction is this? It’s Voldemort’s third/infinity term, & every dpt of gov has been dismanteled except the “new” military. It’s Cali, FL (yea right), TX, & some of the Carolina’s vs everybody else.
November 26, 2024 at 12:55 AM
So I watched the A24 movie called Civil War… OMG. what in the hyper realistic sci-fi dystopian depiction is this? It’s Voldemort’s third/infinity term, & every dpt of gov has been dismanteled except the “new” military. It’s Cali, FL (yea right), TX, & some of the Carolina’s vs everybody else.
I am actively and currently siting in downtown LA traffic during morning rush hour on a Monday and WHAT IN THE ENTIRE PHUCK?!
Don’t you heathens EVER say ATL traffic is bad. I’ll fight you
Don’t you heathens EVER say ATL traffic is bad. I’ll fight you
November 25, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I am actively and currently siting in downtown LA traffic during morning rush hour on a Monday and WHAT IN THE ENTIRE PHUCK?!
Don’t you heathens EVER say ATL traffic is bad. I’ll fight you
Don’t you heathens EVER say ATL traffic is bad. I’ll fight you
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The best thing about being an adult is that you can in fact, stop at mcdonalds regardless if you got food at the house or not!
#blacksky
#blacksky
a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a group of people in a room .
ALT: a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a group of people in a room .
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November 24, 2024 at 5:54 PM
The best thing about being an adult is that you can in fact, stop at mcdonalds regardless if you got food at the house or not!
#blacksky
#blacksky
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Me trying to keep track of all the new Blacksky factions, subcommittees, and offshoots
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Me trying to keep track of all the new Blacksky factions, subcommittees, and offshoots
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Yall 😂😂😂 I had to show yall this
November 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Yall 😂😂😂 I had to show yall this
1 is the most elite
5 is really truly the only elite pen in this lineup.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 PM
1 is the most elite