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Well I hate to say I told you so... but I told you so

way to go #flock

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1-...
This Flock Camera Leak is like Netflix For Stalkers
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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December 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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I guess I'm doing a thing...

Countdown for Australia's social media ban, happenes in 4 hours. I'm just hanging out playing stupid games and talking about it. come say hi, and yeah.

Australia social media ban
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Australia social media ban countdown!
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December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

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Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Planetary Rings

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Comic. Two-column table. Column A lists planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Column B has checkmark boxes for whether the planets have rings: the outer planets’ boxes are checked, and Earth has a red check. [Earth with a ring with an array pf points around it. An arrow labeled “Geostationary Satellite Bel”t points to the ring.] [caption] Astronomy fact: A century ago, Earth didn’t have rings, but we have one now! It’s where all the satellite dishes are pointed.
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk. Green is happily relaxed, but Blue is alerted by something approaching. Green: What a lovely day for a walk! Blue: Look out, a fast cyclist is coming. An extremely fast, unidentified fox on a bicycle zips past Blue and Green, who turn to look at the cyclist with mild confusion. Cyclist: Hello, boys! Blue and Green, in unison: Hi? Once the cyclist is gone, Blue and Green turn to look at each other in confusion. Green: Do you have any idea who that was? Blue: Nope. Green: Me neither. The foxes shrug it off and continue their walk. Green: Just overcome by the unparalleled thrill of being an old man on a bicycle, I guess. Blue: Yep.
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Updated my account with new domain! yay!
September 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Help let the Government know we will not allow payment processors to control what we can and cant buy. Sign the petition in your country.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... Canada

www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/... Australia

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... UK

#activism #visa #mastercard
September 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Totally metal ship.

#nomanssky
September 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is wearing a fancy tie, and Blue is turning to look at him, blushing and clearly flustered. Blue: You look so nice when you're all dressed up. Green: Should I get dressed up more often? They kiss. Blue: No, then it wouldn't be special.
September 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Just thought I might boost this for fellow Australians, help with removal of the esafty commissioner. Let's keep our rights to freedom of expression and speech online. You can sign the petition.

endesafety.au
End ESafety
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September 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Dual Roomba

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4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I might live on the other side of the world, but the sate of Austin officials have a lot to answer for, and they just poked a Louis... get popcorn.

#privacy #activism

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SHOW UP ANYWAY - DON'T LET AUSTIN CITY COUNCIL WIN
YouTube video by Louis Rossmann
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August 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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mew, that is all.
August 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Predicament

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4-panel comic. (1) [Person looking at bottom of single stilt that makes a TAP TAP sound on ground] (2) [ Person looking at bottom of two stilts that make TAP TAP TAP sounds (3) VOICE from off-panel, on top of stilts: Do you have your phone? PERSON: Yeah. (4) VOICE FROM STILTS: Can you Google— PERSON: —How to get down from stilts? VOICE FROM STILTS: Yes please.
August 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"For selected products only, there's Mastercard."
Parody of the old Mastercard logo, with the word 'Censorship' instead of 'Mastercard'.
August 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue walks up to Green, who is studiously staring at a vase, deeply puzzled. Blue: What are you looking at? Green looks up to Blue, still frowning in confusion. Green: What colour is this vase? Blue: ...Purple? Both Blue and Green turn to look at the ambiguously coloured vase. Green: But is it rose taupe, or opera mauve? Blue sits down, looking at Green, who is still staring at the vase in defeat. Blue: I think you watch too many paint mixing videos. Green: I do.
June 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who looks up from his book to look at him. Blue: Hey, just as a heads-up, I'm expecting a delivery today. Green: Alright? Blue sits down, and Green turns back to his book. Blue: You don't have to do anything, I just wanted to let you know so you won't get startled by- Blue is interrupted by a loud buzzer noise. Startled, Green jumps up, shooting right through the roof like a rocket, dropping the book and scattering a few loose pages. Blue is left alone, looking up to the direction that Green went. Green's book is laying on the floor, and the loose book pages gently float back down onto the floor. Blue: ...The door buzzer.
February 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054
February 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are going through a montage of various situations. In the first panel, the two are in the middle of committing a heist. Green is sitting next to a glass case with a large gem within it and an empty sack beside him, as Blue answers the phone while hanging on a rope, climbing down. Blue: ...Hi mom. Can I call you back? We're kind of in the middle of something. In the second panel, Blue and Green are floating in space, with round glass helmets on their heads. The Earth is visible behind them, among the stars. Green watches as Blue is still talking on the phone. Blue's mother, through the phone: You two are always up to something, aren't you? On the third panel, Blue and Green are on a different adventure. Blue has a horned helmet and is holding an axe, still talking on the phone. Meanwhile Green, armed with a sword and shield, shields them both from fire being spewed by something unseen outside of the panel frame. Blue: We're not, somehow you just always call just when we are. In the fourth panel, the foxes are sitting in a small plane. Blue is flying it, while still talking on the phone. Green looks over his shoulder, back towards the direction they were coming from. Blue: No, it's okay, mom. I'll call you back in a minute. Green: I think they're gaining on us.
February 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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A comic of three foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and a third one between them is a smaller, brighter blue. In this one, the foxes are sitting in front of a gaming table full of little figurines and structures. Blue: Pieces re set, terrain is in place, we have music and snacks, are we ready to play? Little Blue: It would be cool to have something to represent fog and smoke and stuff. Green: Great idea. Blue: But what? Tufts of cotton? Green: Dry ice? Little Blue: A fog machine. Blue's mother, a red fox, turns to look over her shoulder at Blue in deep confusion, as her son approaches her. Blue: Hey mom, does your office room have a smoke detector? Red: I thought you boys were playing board games in there?
February 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Archive Request xkcd.com/3052
February 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is sewing something, hunched over in deep focus. Screaming in surprise, he drops the needle and his work as Blue manifests out of nowhere right behind him, peering over Green's shoulder. Blue: What are you working on? Blue stands back as Green turns to look at him, still in wide-eyed shock. Blue: Sorry, did I startle you? Green: ...You just popped out of nowhere! Blue sits down, perfectly calm, looking at Green, who looks back in disbelief. Blue: I have been sitting here for 15 minutes. Green: How??
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Photo I just took of Mars setting behind the Moon
January 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM