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Husband, Father, Gamer, Lego Enthusiast, Dog Person and Believer in Not Being a Jerk
Ways to tell your partner will never cheat on you, part 255.
April 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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“Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency, snapping his fingers to get the attention […]
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March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact
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March 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Figured it was only a matter of time.
Trump Threatens to Pull Funding From Universities Over Protests
Legal experts said holding back federal financing would violate First Amendment protections.
www.wsj.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Every day.
February 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dare you to watch this and not hear Krang’s voice every time RFK Jr speaks.

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Shredder v. Kraang: Best Comebacks! 🔪🧠 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #Shorts
YouTube video by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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February 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Spent an hour yesterday with the kiddo going over how to use a calculator and how to spell random words. Made him giggle every time he came up with a formula that ended with a number in the billions because I was saying all the numbers out loud.

I just love seeing him learn, and want to learn.
January 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is the exact kind of thing that gives me hope.
I’m glad he said it!
January 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Parenting is having a real conversation with your 5 year old about MLK Jr. and the things that he and countless others have fought for (and feeling like you did a good job), only to be completely flabbergasted/stumped by:

“Are Santa and his elves real?”
January 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
January 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Trump is now viciously attacking the bishop who asked him to have mercy on immigrants and LGBTQ people, suggesting she is not a real bishop and demanding she apologize.
January 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Took the family to Disneyland last weekend to celebrate Ben’s 5th birthday early. He had an absolute blast, and enjoyed meeting all the characters so much (even more than checking out all the new trash cans). We love you kiddo!
January 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM