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Sisyphus today would have a remote control and a movie that they just want to see the ending to. They have to slowly fast forward through the whole thing, but just as they're about to get to the part they want the app crashes and they have to start over again.
My spouse has been knitting cute stuffed chickens. I said she should try making some DnD inspired items, like maybe a Mimic.
She said, "how do you know I haven't already?"
I laughed. She laughed. The chicken laughed. We killed the chicken.
She said, "how do you know I haven't already?"
I laughed. She laughed. The chicken laughed. We killed the chicken.
January 25, 2026 at 8:13 AM
My spouse has been knitting cute stuffed chickens. I said she should try making some DnD inspired items, like maybe a Mimic.
She said, "how do you know I haven't already?"
I laughed. She laughed. The chicken laughed. We killed the chicken.
She said, "how do you know I haven't already?"
I laughed. She laughed. The chicken laughed. We killed the chicken.
Me and my cronies are gonna tear this place up! and my cronies I mean my one functioning nostril. and by this place I mean these girl scout cookies. and by tear I mean eat.
I'm sick and will be eating cookies.
I'm sick and will be eating cookies.
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Me and my cronies are gonna tear this place up! and my cronies I mean my one functioning nostril. and by this place I mean these girl scout cookies. and by tear I mean eat.
I'm sick and will be eating cookies.
I'm sick and will be eating cookies.
Professional Chef Zombies ate my neighbors but oh wow did they do some excellent plate decoration.
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Professional Chef Zombies ate my neighbors but oh wow did they do some excellent plate decoration.
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Puzzle #954
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knew all the connections before guessing but couldn't tell the yellow from the green because they both seemed as "easy" as the other
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Puzzle #954
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knew all the connections before guessing but couldn't tell the yellow from the green because they both seemed as "easy" as the other
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knew all the connections before guessing but couldn't tell the yellow from the green because they both seemed as "easy" as the other
I finished reading The Poppy War.
As a whole I didn't care for it. The first third had some really really excellent potential, but it just got worse from there. By the end I was just reading to see what would happen and even the ending didn't satisfy. 🫤
As a whole I didn't care for it. The first third had some really really excellent potential, but it just got worse from there. By the end I was just reading to see what would happen and even the ending didn't satisfy. 🫤
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I finished reading The Poppy War.
As a whole I didn't care for it. The first third had some really really excellent potential, but it just got worse from there. By the end I was just reading to see what would happen and even the ending didn't satisfy. 🫤
As a whole I didn't care for it. The first third had some really really excellent potential, but it just got worse from there. By the end I was just reading to see what would happen and even the ending didn't satisfy. 🫤
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Puzzle #952
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January 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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I just finished reading Brigands & Breadknives by Travis Baldree and absolutely loved it
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just finished reading Brigands & Breadknives by Travis Baldree and absolutely loved it
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Puzzle #931
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December 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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It seems my reading habit has taken a drastic hit as of late. Weird.
So anyway I was gifted TCG Card Shop Simulator on Steam the other day...
So anyway I was gifted TCG Card Shop Simulator on Steam the other day...
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It seems my reading habit has taken a drastic hit as of late. Weird.
So anyway I was gifted TCG Card Shop Simulator on Steam the other day...
So anyway I was gifted TCG Card Shop Simulator on Steam the other day...
Reposted by Kionay
![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
🎵 powdered donuts make me go nuts 🎶
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
🎵 powdered donuts make me go nuts 🎶
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I hate this fucking game.
Puzzle #926
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I hate this fucking game.
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I hate this fucking game.
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I hate this fucking game.
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Puzzle #922
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perfect reverse rainbow
ya love to see it
Puzzle #922
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perfect reverse rainbow
ya love to see it
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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perfect reverse rainbow
ya love to see it
Puzzle #922
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perfect reverse rainbow
ya love to see it
Wordle 1,644 5/6
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absolutely goddamn sadistic this one is
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absolutely goddamn sadistic this one is
December 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Wordle 1,644 5/6
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absolutely goddamn sadistic this one is
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absolutely goddamn sadistic this one is
Connections
Puzzle #918
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Puzzle #918
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honestly the hardest part of trying to get a reverse rainbow when you know all the groups is discerning the green and blue groups
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Puzzle #918
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honestly the hardest part of trying to get a reverse rainbow when you know all the groups is discerning the green and blue groups
Puzzle #918
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honestly the hardest part of trying to get a reverse rainbow when you know all the groups is discerning the green and blue groups
Strands #652
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ok I like that this one was unique
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ok I like that this one was unique
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Strands #652
“Palette episodes”
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ok I like that this one was unique
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ok I like that this one was unique
Me: yeah I'd say I have pretty strong willpower sure
The box of Sour Gummi Worms at the supermarket: hello!
Me: oh no
The box of Sour Gummi Worms at the supermarket: hello!
Me: oh no
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Me: yeah I'd say I have pretty strong willpower sure
The box of Sour Gummi Worms at the supermarket: hello!
Me: oh no
The box of Sour Gummi Worms at the supermarket: hello!
Me: oh no
Connections
Puzzle #908
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December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I just finished reading Circe by Madeline Miller. What a great book. Definitely recommend.
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just finished reading Circe by Madeline Miller. What a great book. Definitely recommend.
Me seeing a new niche thing that people on the internet have unnecessarily strong opinions about
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
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December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Me seeing a new niche thing that people on the internet have unnecessarily strong opinions about
Chetney from Critical Role campaign 3 was "CPOP industries". If it diversified into medical could there be a CPOP CPAP machine? 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Chetney from Critical Role campaign 3 was "CPOP industries". If it diversified into medical could there be a CPOP CPAP machine? 🤔
Reposted by Kionay
If you are using the "NVidia App", I suggest promptly going in to the settings, looking under "Notifications" and turning off "Available Rewards". If you do not do this, it apparently now uses the Windows notification system to show you fucking ads (for random video games)
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you are using the "NVidia App", I suggest promptly going in to the settings, looking under "Notifications" and turning off "Available Rewards". If you do not do this, it apparently now uses the Windows notification system to show you fucking ads (for random video games)
@profanity.accountant - oh what do we have here?
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@profanity.accountant - oh what do we have here?
I'm not tripping over my words, I'm animation cancelling my vocabulary as RNG manipulation for later.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm not tripping over my words, I'm animation cancelling my vocabulary as RNG manipulation for later.