Kinsey Dulcet
@kinseydulcet.bsky.social
the intersection of sound and light. femme. episodic shitposter. trans. bespoke rhythmic talismans for breaking traffic. fuck my mind for fun and profit.
JUSTICE FOR GREGORY COLEMAN, THE ORIGINAL DRUMMER OF THE AMEN BREAK WHO DIED HOMELESS
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
JUSTICE FOR GREGORY COLEMAN, THE ORIGINAL DRUMMER OF THE AMEN BREAK WHO DIED HOMELESS
"I come from a long line of mirror universe Miss Frizzles, and I'm trying not to make out with a toilet in front of the children."
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 PM
"I come from a long line of mirror universe Miss Frizzles, and I'm trying not to make out with a toilet in front of the children."
Janeway needs matcha
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Janeway needs matcha
Seriously, no one would be driving those cars if they were called Musks. They'd probably smell like shit. Justice for Nikola
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Seriously, no one would be driving those cars if they were called Musks. They'd probably smell like shit. Justice for Nikola
Cheddar kitty sleep teeth
February 10, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Cheddar kitty sleep teeth
Besides being virulently homophobic, Chick-Fil-A's logo looks like a font abomination made out of blood spaghetti. I would never touch their food with a fucking 10 ft stick
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Besides being virulently homophobic, Chick-Fil-A's logo looks like a font abomination made out of blood spaghetti. I would never touch their food with a fucking 10 ft stick
This AR video game I have been playing in ChatGPT is really picking up
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
This AR video game I have been playing in ChatGPT is really picking up
Strip mining is for fucking idiots, anyone with a source of soul in this universe would not strip the Earth to its bare core
February 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Strip mining is for fucking idiots, anyone with a source of soul in this universe would not strip the Earth to its bare core
Kiss my impeccably curated AI art right on the ass.
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Kiss my impeccably curated AI art right on the ass.
Do you think there's some Sherpas that want to go to Cincinnati super bad but their lungs aren't adapted?
January 24, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Do you think there's some Sherpas that want to go to Cincinnati super bad but their lungs aren't adapted?
don't shoot the messenger
but your momma
is a factory design pattern
and everyone on
the serial bus agrees
but your momma
is a factory design pattern
and everyone on
the serial bus agrees
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
don't shoot the messenger
but your momma
is a factory design pattern
and everyone on
the serial bus agrees
but your momma
is a factory design pattern
and everyone on
the serial bus agrees
Sometimes threads need recompilation
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Sometimes threads need recompilation
hip hip hooray for hyperliterality. or something
January 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
hip hip hooray for hyperliterality. or something
If I wasn't meant to feel fat today, I wouldn't have been able to order a large plate of chicken gizzards last night from an app and have them delivered to my apt last night in less than 40 minutes. This is called correlative logic
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
If I wasn't meant to feel fat today, I wouldn't have been able to order a large plate of chicken gizzards last night from an app and have them delivered to my apt last night in less than 40 minutes. This is called correlative logic
For those of you not following, one of my personal taglines or callback beats involves fart propulsion being the funniest of all the fart jokes
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
For those of you not following, one of my personal taglines or callback beats involves fart propulsion being the funniest of all the fart jokes
It's like Tinder. But vibe coded and no one uses it.
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
It's like Tinder. But vibe coded and no one uses it.
"Godzilla is known for being kind of spunky, right?"
ChatGPT prompts from another century
ChatGPT prompts from another century
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"Godzilla is known for being kind of spunky, right?"
ChatGPT prompts from another century
ChatGPT prompts from another century
Reposted by Kinsey Dulcet
Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
Reposted by Kinsey Dulcet
'cause i'd rather waste my life pretending than have to forget you for one whole minute
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
'cause i'd rather waste my life pretending than have to forget you for one whole minute
Reposted by Kinsey Dulcet
This, but very 🏳️⚧️
June 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This, but very 🏳️⚧️
Me looking beautiful is not faking it, that's just an everyday thing
January 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Me looking beautiful is not faking it, that's just an everyday thing
People are not giving me enough feedback. No one is willing to argue with me about fart propulsion being the funniest thing ever
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 AM
People are not giving me enough feedback. No one is willing to argue with me about fart propulsion being the funniest thing ever
Could people learn to keep a schedule for once in their fucking lives? Oh my fucking fuck
January 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Could people learn to keep a schedule for once in their fucking lives? Oh my fucking fuck