JJ
@kingslayertx.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Texan (but not the crazy kind), X refuge, Baylor grad, Bronco owner. Probably not that interesting on this platform either. 💁🏻♂️
Can’t hear this morning, but otherwise I thoroughly enjoyed the Justin Timberlake concert last night.
December 7, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Can’t hear this morning, but otherwise I thoroughly enjoyed the Justin Timberlake concert last night.
Is it safe for me to skeet mean things about Ohio State football being overrated here? 👀
December 2, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Is it safe for me to skeet mean things about Ohio State football being overrated here? 👀
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
November 30, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
I have successfully Black Friday’d. 🤜🏻🤛🏻
November 29, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I have successfully Black Friday’d. 🤜🏻🤛🏻
Should I get this Seguin blackout jersey for $130 Black Friday sale, or nah?
November 29, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Should I get this Seguin blackout jersey for $130 Black Friday sale, or nah?
I’m still a DM virgin here. 😇
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I’m still a DM virgin here. 😇
Channeling my inner Hank Hill today at work.
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November 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Channeling my inner Hank Hill today at work.
It’s not even 6am and I already regret not taking this week off from work.
November 25, 2024 at 11:55 AM
It’s not even 6am and I already regret not taking this week off from work.
Sawyer is killing me tonight
November 24, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Sawyer is killing me tonight
Gettin Triggy with it
November 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Gettin Triggy with it
College football brings me so much happiness. I’m sad it’s almost over.
With that said, I still hate your team.
With that said, I still hate your team.
November 23, 2024 at 5:10 PM
College football brings me so much happiness. I’m sad it’s almost over.
With that said, I still hate your team.
With that said, I still hate your team.
Huge Indiana Hoosiers fan for the day.
Don’t @ me.
Don’t @ me.
November 23, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Huge Indiana Hoosiers fan for the day.
Don’t @ me.
Don’t @ me.
Today was leg day. I hate leg day. It is done, but I still hate it.
November 22, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Today was leg day. I hate leg day. It is done, but I still hate it.
Bought Post Malone tickets for one of my kids today and pretty sure I need to either sell a kidney or start an OnlyFans now. Why are concerts so damn expensive?!
November 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Bought Post Malone tickets for one of my kids today and pretty sure I need to either sell a kidney or start an OnlyFans now. Why are concerts so damn expensive?!
I wish we got a whole week off to give thanks, and not just a day. I think this is what the pilgrims intended.
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I wish we got a whole week off to give thanks, and not just a day. I think this is what the pilgrims intended.
I am so congested this morning that I can’t hear. Love this for me. 😫
November 21, 2024 at 12:50 PM
I am so congested this morning that I can’t hear. Love this for me. 😫
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Not ever doing a “ask me anything anonymously” as I want to be able to look people dead in the eyes with disdain when they ask me anything.
November 20, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Not ever doing a “ask me anything anonymously” as I want to be able to look people dead in the eyes with disdain when they ask me anything.
Wicked tonight…and buttery popcorn. 😋
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Wicked tonight…and buttery popcorn. 😋
Happy Humpday, friendos!
November 20, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Happy Humpday, friendos!
Nothing screams Texas like a stuffed Cougar with your state title trophies.
November 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Nothing screams Texas like a stuffed Cougar with your state title trophies.
Got a surprise showing of Gladiator II in tonight, and seeing Wicked on Wednesday. My blood may be pure butter from all the movie theater popcorn I will have consumed this week.
November 19, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Got a surprise showing of Gladiator II in tonight, and seeing Wicked on Wednesday. My blood may be pure butter from all the movie theater popcorn I will have consumed this week.
Restaurants that serve only Pepsi products - WHO HURT YOU?!
November 19, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Restaurants that serve only Pepsi products - WHO HURT YOU?!
How Monday has started:
330am call from 19 because her apartment smoke alarms were going off (no fire).
Big line of severe thunderstorms hitting shortly.
These are signs, people. I’m going back to bed.
330am call from 19 because her apartment smoke alarms were going off (no fire).
Big line of severe thunderstorms hitting shortly.
These are signs, people. I’m going back to bed.
November 18, 2024 at 12:48 PM
How Monday has started:
330am call from 19 because her apartment smoke alarms were going off (no fire).
Big line of severe thunderstorms hitting shortly.
These are signs, people. I’m going back to bed.
330am call from 19 because her apartment smoke alarms were going off (no fire).
Big line of severe thunderstorms hitting shortly.
These are signs, people. I’m going back to bed.