Icarus
@kinglycrochet.bsky.social
Anime trash connoisseur.
Queer. Trans. He/him.
i’m 30 and I sell content.
❌18+ only. Do not interact if under 18.❌
http://linktr.ee/kinglycrochet
Queer. Trans. He/him.
i’m 30 and I sell content.
❌18+ only. Do not interact if under 18.❌
http://linktr.ee/kinglycrochet
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The CHOKEHOLD that Garfunkle & Oats has on me needs to be studied because it’s not normal
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The CHOKEHOLD that Garfunkle & Oats has on me needs to be studied because it’s not normal
It’s post day for FREE and VIP subscribers!
Spending the early morning getting off before my alarm goes off!
New video feat. wand vibrator and self titty sucking!
linktr.ee/kinglycrochet has everything to make you feel good this fine day 😘
#BlackSWers #BlackTransSwers
Spending the early morning getting off before my alarm goes off!
New video feat. wand vibrator and self titty sucking!
linktr.ee/kinglycrochet has everything to make you feel good this fine day 😘
#BlackSWers #BlackTransSwers
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s post day for FREE and VIP subscribers!
Spending the early morning getting off before my alarm goes off!
New video feat. wand vibrator and self titty sucking!
linktr.ee/kinglycrochet has everything to make you feel good this fine day 😘
#BlackSWers #BlackTransSwers
Spending the early morning getting off before my alarm goes off!
New video feat. wand vibrator and self titty sucking!
linktr.ee/kinglycrochet has everything to make you feel good this fine day 😘
#BlackSWers #BlackTransSwers
Just had to unsubscribe from MorningBrew for scab behavior which makes sense for a neutral news newsletter
but don’t tell me about about the starbucks workers going on strike and then get sponsored by starbucks to promote their job openings
but don’t tell me about about the starbucks workers going on strike and then get sponsored by starbucks to promote their job openings
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just had to unsubscribe from MorningBrew for scab behavior which makes sense for a neutral news newsletter
but don’t tell me about about the starbucks workers going on strike and then get sponsored by starbucks to promote their job openings
but don’t tell me about about the starbucks workers going on strike and then get sponsored by starbucks to promote their job openings
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okay so
we got an eviction notice cause apparently my roommate didn't pay the rent
i paid him but he didn't pay the landlord
i don't know if im hustling for rent or looking for a new place or if ima end up motel hopping again
whatever
send it if ya got it
linktr.ee/tichatnwa
we got an eviction notice cause apparently my roommate didn't pay the rent
i paid him but he didn't pay the landlord
i don't know if im hustling for rent or looking for a new place or if ima end up motel hopping again
whatever
send it if ya got it
linktr.ee/tichatnwa
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
okay so
we got an eviction notice cause apparently my roommate didn't pay the rent
i paid him but he didn't pay the landlord
i don't know if im hustling for rent or looking for a new place or if ima end up motel hopping again
whatever
send it if ya got it
linktr.ee/tichatnwa
we got an eviction notice cause apparently my roommate didn't pay the rent
i paid him but he didn't pay the landlord
i don't know if im hustling for rent or looking for a new place or if ima end up motel hopping again
whatever
send it if ya got it
linktr.ee/tichatnwa
Everyone’s getting committed cause y’all got something wrong with you upstairs
mom: “You should make all the food reservations”
Me: “okay, we should eat here for brunch tomorrow”
family spends an additional 2hrs hemming and hawing
me: “I already made reservations at [location]”
family: “okay”
9 hours later
mom: “where are we getting brunch?”
dad: “where are we getting brunch?”
Me: “okay, we should eat here for brunch tomorrow”
family spends an additional 2hrs hemming and hawing
me: “I already made reservations at [location]”
family: “okay”
9 hours later
mom: “where are we getting brunch?”
dad: “where are we getting brunch?”
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Everyone’s getting committed cause y’all got something wrong with you upstairs
mom: “You should make all the food reservations”
Me: “okay, we should eat here for brunch tomorrow”
family spends an additional 2hrs hemming and hawing
me: “I already made reservations at [location]”
family: “okay”
9 hours later
mom: “where are we getting brunch?”
dad: “where are we getting brunch?”
Me: “okay, we should eat here for brunch tomorrow”
family spends an additional 2hrs hemming and hawing
me: “I already made reservations at [location]”
family: “okay”
9 hours later
mom: “where are we getting brunch?”
dad: “where are we getting brunch?”
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
mom: “You should make all the food reservations”
Me: “okay, we should eat here for brunch tomorrow”
family spends an additional 2hrs hemming and hawing
me: “I already made reservations at [location]”
family: “okay”
9 hours later
mom: “where are we getting brunch?”
dad: “where are we getting brunch?”
Me: “okay, we should eat here for brunch tomorrow”
family spends an additional 2hrs hemming and hawing
me: “I already made reservations at [location]”
family: “okay”
9 hours later
mom: “where are we getting brunch?”
dad: “where are we getting brunch?”
Founding out my own mother (and the rest of my family) has no critical thinking skills in real time is doing numbers for the “reason to go low contact” list
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Founding out my own mother (and the rest of my family) has no critical thinking skills in real time is doing numbers for the “reason to go low contact” list
The releasing of the emails is making tumblr 900000% funnier
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The releasing of the emails is making tumblr 900000% funnier
There’s some real gems in there, just saying
It’d be good to take a look 👀
It’d be good to take a look 👀
A bunch of videos are on sale for the rest of the month
#nsfw #realnsfw #blacknsfw #blackswers
kingcrochet.manyvids.com
#nsfw #realnsfw #blacknsfw #blackswers
kingcrochet.manyvids.com
KingCrochet's Profile - Vids, Pics & More | ManyVids
I make art and like being naked
kingcrochet.manyvids.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
There’s some real gems in there, just saying
It’d be good to take a look 👀
It’d be good to take a look 👀
Follow me on ko-fi so you can see when I update my listings
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Follow me on ko-fi so you can see when I update my listings
The Reason by Hoobastank
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Me, missing most of a conversation because I was in the middle of trying to construct a bluesky post:
Sorry, I was busy Diane Skeetin
(RIP)
Sorry, I was busy Diane Skeetin
(RIP)
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Reason by Hoobastank
timestamp [00:00-00:25]
timestamp [00:00-00:25]
Me, missing most of a conversation because I was in the middle of trying to construct a bluesky post:
Sorry, I was busy Diane Skeetin
(RIP)
Sorry, I was busy Diane Skeetin
(RIP)
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Me, missing most of a conversation because I was in the middle of trying to construct a bluesky post:
Sorry, I was busy Diane Skeetin
(RIP)
Sorry, I was busy Diane Skeetin
(RIP)
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i’ve committed all the penis sins, do i get a prize? 🙏😇
![jess! @jessicobra
“penis envy implies the existence of 6 other deadly penis sins”
6:26 PM - 19 May 23 • 1.6M Views
• penis pride: "wow, i look so hot with this strap on i better show off to everyone" ✅
• penis greed: "i need as many dicks as possible so i can choose which to attach to myself" ✅
• penis wrath: [violent CBT]✅
• penis envy: [bottom dysphoria]✅
• penis lust: "i need that dick in my mouth right now omg omg omg"✅
• penis gluttony: "i need more and bigger dicks i can't stop stretching my holes"✅
• penis sloth: "you jerk yourself off, i can't be bothered"✅.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gk37usltp33otvjzggdte4uh/bafkreihyd5hkp7jghzgowxeutzqppn7choea4bdjebmm3xih7uqwmgmfdy@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i’ve committed all the penis sins, do i get a prize? 🙏😇
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I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
Bruh
why do I own a KAZILLION dildos and toys?!
Was my dick budget $9billion at some point?!
Was I gonna host a giant orgy where anyone could grab the genitals of their choice?!
why do I own a KAZILLION dildos and toys?!
Was my dick budget $9billion at some point?!
Was I gonna host a giant orgy where anyone could grab the genitals of their choice?!
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Bruh
why do I own a KAZILLION dildos and toys?!
Was my dick budget $9billion at some point?!
Was I gonna host a giant orgy where anyone could grab the genitals of their choice?!
why do I own a KAZILLION dildos and toys?!
Was my dick budget $9billion at some point?!
Was I gonna host a giant orgy where anyone could grab the genitals of their choice?!
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A bunch of videos are on sale for the rest of the month
#nsfw #realnsfw #blacknsfw #blackswers
kingcrochet.manyvids.com
#nsfw #realnsfw #blacknsfw #blackswers
kingcrochet.manyvids.com
KingCrochet's Profile - Vids, Pics & More | ManyVids
I make art and like being naked
kingcrochet.manyvids.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A bunch of videos are on sale for the rest of the month
#nsfw #realnsfw #blacknsfw #blackswers
kingcrochet.manyvids.com
#nsfw #realnsfw #blacknsfw #blackswers
kingcrochet.manyvids.com
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Do you want to see me turn my brain into mush? (I edited out the title screen and increased the resolution) #Trans #transnsfw #transporn #ebonytrans #nsfwtrans #skyhub #hismith #gooning #goonette #sissy #sissyslut #femsky #femboy #blackfemboy #blackskynsfw #ebony #girldick #gock #bdsm #bondage
April 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do you want to see me turn my brain into mush? (I edited out the title screen and increased the resolution) #Trans #transnsfw #transporn #ebonytrans #nsfwtrans #skyhub #hismith #gooning #goonette #sissy #sissyslut #femsky #femboy #blackfemboy #blackskynsfw #ebony #girldick #gock #bdsm #bondage
It is 2025.
You have to stop hypersexualizing black people and you also have to stop being super racist if/when you do it
You have to stop hypersexualizing black people and you also have to stop being super racist if/when you do it
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It is 2025.
You have to stop hypersexualizing black people and you also have to stop being super racist if/when you do it
You have to stop hypersexualizing black people and you also have to stop being super racist if/when you do it
Also
I’m starting a Bojack Horseman (re)watch so if I become “worse” or whatever that just means media literacy is officially dead
I’m starting a Bojack Horseman (re)watch so if I become “worse” or whatever that just means media literacy is officially dead
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Also
I’m starting a Bojack Horseman (re)watch so if I become “worse” or whatever that just means media literacy is officially dead
I’m starting a Bojack Horseman (re)watch so if I become “worse” or whatever that just means media literacy is officially dead
Anyway I’m gonna “nap on the couch” and if I get my full my 8 but my neck is fucked up that’s just what’s happening
As an insomniac, the more I learn about insomnia I just get more frustrated
cause what do you mean if I can’t fall asleep in bed then go sleep somewhere else??
My mama told me I had to sleep in my bed or else I’d get in trouble
cause what do you mean if I can’t fall asleep in bed then go sleep somewhere else??
My mama told me I had to sleep in my bed or else I’d get in trouble
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Anyway I’m gonna “nap on the couch” and if I get my full my 8 but my neck is fucked up that’s just what’s happening
As an insomniac, the more I learn about insomnia I just get more frustrated
cause what do you mean if I can’t fall asleep in bed then go sleep somewhere else??
My mama told me I had to sleep in my bed or else I’d get in trouble
cause what do you mean if I can’t fall asleep in bed then go sleep somewhere else??
My mama told me I had to sleep in my bed or else I’d get in trouble
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
As an insomniac, the more I learn about insomnia I just get more frustrated
cause what do you mean if I can’t fall asleep in bed then go sleep somewhere else??
My mama told me I had to sleep in my bed or else I’d get in trouble
cause what do you mean if I can’t fall asleep in bed then go sleep somewhere else??
My mama told me I had to sleep in my bed or else I’d get in trouble
I need to be on the council/workshop for when they turn The Wicked + The Divine into an HBO or Amazon Prime or whatever series
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I need to be on the council/workshop for when they turn The Wicked + The Divine into an HBO or Amazon Prime or whatever series
More socialists in office please
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
More socialists in office please