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Chris
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NUFC, Northumberland, dogs, science.
CL is a weird competition now, so many tomato can teams and feels inessential for ages. Enjoyed last night especially for the parabolic header, the crap TV going on the blink, and the PA going full "are you being served" for his ridiculous Brewno-oh. Also Selton sanchez looked mint #nufc
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Benfica fans at full time. Pre-retirement Mourinho going through the motions. #nufc
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I hope the club makes up for the massive oversight of no minute silence for Willie McFaul. He gave 26 years to the club, he was well-liked. It was a good day for the team but the club let us all down. #nufc
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That ground has all the intensity of Gateshead leisure centre football after a massive dinner. #nufc
September 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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In fairness to the police, frail pensioners with disabilities are far easier to arrest
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Canny day overall.
September 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Every goal a total banger, Lloyd Kelly scoring, Thuram brothers both scoring. Absolutely insane. youtu.be/P6DxaqFWPtU?...
OLD LADY SCREAMERS SETTLE ROLLERCOASTER DERBY D’ITALIA 🔥 | Juventus 4-3 Inter | Serie A Highlights
YouTube video by TNT Sports Football
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September 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This auld fella, toasting the first win of the season in Leazes park. Class. #nufc
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
No way that Mosquera lad for Wolves is a footballer. He's got to be a ringer, someone's cousin. Got away with a ridiculous elbow chock block, berated Barnes, then spent 5 mins on the deck either feigning injury or desperate to be subbed. Soft as clarts. #nufc
September 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
3pm Saturday kickoff, a rarity and has to be treasured. Class manager and plenty to talk about, hopefully sneak a win today. Jhon Arias is a mint player, wolves definitely not the dross of Leeds. #nufc
September 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Only thing I take away from that is that Miley was very tidy again, in poor conditions. Elanga's technique and confidence needs some work. Poor game, terrible conditions. #nufc
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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He has a very unique set of skills. He can go one on one but also keep the ball against two defenders when he receives the ball with the goal at his back. He might need some time to adapt to the premier league but he is a wonderful player. Congrats to Newcastle for signing him. 👍🏼
August 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The last time I was as excited about an unexpected signing, it was Ginola. Couldn't wait to tell my dad how mint David was in the CL with Weah. This is the same, 30 years on. Dad has had his ears chewed off. #nufc
August 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
After that absolutely brilliant performance against the scousers, today has hit like crack. Howe deserves the big games and he deserves another huge talent to develop. I had lost faith in the top level recruitment, and I was wrong. #nufc
August 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I love that this takes the "Howe only plays giants" narrative and raises it. #nufc
August 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Left my phone for 90 mins and suddenly Woltemade. Exceptional talent, unicorn player, not seen anything like this kid before. If they pair him with the snake, or more likely another goal scorer, this is a brilliant move. #nufc
August 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
hearing the way Kenny Dogleash behaved at SJP last night makes me despise him even more. Loathesome man. #nufc
August 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Absolutely incredible collective performance. It usually ends this way, we've seen it so many times. Nothing comes easy for NUFC, but no victim mentality, great game and brilliant management by Howe. #nufc
August 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Season 38, this time with crutches. Howay the lads #nufc
August 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If isak is here after the deadline we're going to have to send gazza in with a chicken and a fishing rod. #nufc
August 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Interesting post hoc modification of events. Another lever being pulled together with agents, and increasingly desperate. Obviously confirms he will never play for the club again though. #nufc
August 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Really good performance against a good side. Tonali superb first half. The media will pretend Isak would have made the difference, but the minging Isak of late last season wouldn't have. Plenty room for optimism. #nufc
August 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Semenyo really taking this out on Klanfield #nufc
August 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If the scousers keep on selling dross youth teamers for huge money, just add it on the Isak tab. 175m now. #nufc
August 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Bad news for any walls near wembley.
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM