Ashley
@khyperia.bsky.social
fractal witch, space dork 🔭 ~ she/her, anxiety (AvPD, GAD), 🖤🩶🤍💜 ~ makes stuff at @landfall.se
cackling like a villain as I see the first “is steam machine a console or pc” discourse posts roll in
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
cackling like a villain as I see the first “is steam machine a console or pc” discourse posts roll in
finally watched Drive (2011) yesterday and all I can think is... that guy who said to me Baby Driver (2017) is just a low quality ripoff of Drive, what the fuck were you smoking
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
finally watched Drive (2011) yesterday and all I can think is... that guy who said to me Baby Driver (2017) is just a low quality ripoff of Drive, what the fuck were you smoking
[hobbit voice] yes we’ve had outer worlds 2 but what about outer wilds 2
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
[hobbit voice] yes we’ve had outer worlds 2 but what about outer wilds 2
pop quiz: what does this weirdly written little program print? hint: there's something subtle going on!
October 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
pop quiz: what does this weirdly written little program print? hint: there's something subtle going on!
it’s honestly impressive that my laptop takes longer to install a single windows update than the *entire* disk size divided by disk write speed
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
it’s honestly impressive that my laptop takes longer to install a single windows update than the *entire* disk size divided by disk write speed
oops! rank #1 FRU speed
October 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
oops! rank #1 FRU speed
it’s weird how frequently I exclaim stuff like “OOOUGH DIDN’T LIKE THAT” after doing a physical thing… but when I think back on why I said that, I can’t actually nail down a specific reason?? No pain, no discomfort, all I can describe it as is “body said NO”
October 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
it’s weird how frequently I exclaim stuff like “OOOUGH DIDN’T LIKE THAT” after doing a physical thing… but when I think back on why I said that, I can’t actually nail down a specific reason?? No pain, no discomfort, all I can describe it as is “body said NO”
rewatching the hobbit now after rewatching all of lord of the rings during recovery, and I’m surprised by how… nostalgia bait-y it is? Maybe it’s because I *just* watched LOTR but it feels like at least the first hobbit movie is all “do you remember this thing from LOTR? how about this??”
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
rewatching the hobbit now after rewatching all of lord of the rings during recovery, and I’m surprised by how… nostalgia bait-y it is? Maybe it’s because I *just* watched LOTR but it feels like at least the first hobbit movie is all “do you remember this thing from LOTR? how about this??”
step 1: “aaah, I’m recovering from surgery, I deserve this”
step 2: eat half a tub of ice cream
step 3: “aaah, I’m recovering from surgery, I deserve this”
step 4: eat the other half
step 2: eat half a tub of ice cream
step 3: “aaah, I’m recovering from surgery, I deserve this”
step 4: eat the other half
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
step 1: “aaah, I’m recovering from surgery, I deserve this”
step 2: eat half a tub of ice cream
step 3: “aaah, I’m recovering from surgery, I deserve this”
step 4: eat the other half
step 2: eat half a tub of ice cream
step 3: “aaah, I’m recovering from surgery, I deserve this”
step 4: eat the other half
“badly describe the plot of Project Hail Mary”:
spiders have 2 times the appendages as the average person. befriending one ensures helping hands all around. so anyone who says that they’re afraid of spiders is simply afraid of efficiency
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“badly describe the plot of Project Hail Mary”:
I’ve been tracking/monitoring my surgery recovery with photos, but that also means whenever I go to send a cat picture in discord, I’m flashbanged by ripe nasty medical gore in the image picker
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’ve been tracking/monitoring my surgery recovery with photos, but that also means whenever I go to send a cat picture in discord, I’m flashbanged by ripe nasty medical gore in the image picker
trying to enjoy breakfast and coffee in bed like I haven’t been stuck in bed anyway for the past two weeks
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
trying to enjoy breakfast and coffee in bed like I haven’t been stuck in bed anyway for the past two weeks
looking at indoor home co2 levels over the two weeks I was away is fascinating. why is it doing that? neighbor activity? winds bringing fresh air from outside the city, or clearing out local stagnant air? temperature changing airflow?
(big spikes on either end are when I left/got back)
(big spikes on either end are when I left/got back)
September 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
looking at indoor home co2 levels over the two weeks I was away is fascinating. why is it doing that? neighbor activity? winds bringing fresh air from outside the city, or clearing out local stagnant air? temperature changing airflow?
(big spikes on either end are when I left/got back)
(big spikes on either end are when I left/got back)
ok I know they said “it’s common to experience depression during recovery from surgery, it’s good to prepare” but wow okay actually oof, y’all, big major oof, can’t prepare for this
September 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
ok I know they said “it’s common to experience depression during recovery from surgery, it’s good to prepare” but wow okay actually oof, y’all, big major oof, can’t prepare for this
if I didn’t know any better, I’d say it looks like I just went through surgery OH WAIT
(the forehead rag just very much completes the look, haha - have had a *nasty* tension headache the past 24hours. vibin’ and recovering well, though!)
(the forehead rag just very much completes the look, haha - have had a *nasty* tension headache the past 24hours. vibin’ and recovering well, though!)
September 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
if I didn’t know any better, I’d say it looks like I just went through surgery OH WAIT
(the forehead rag just very much completes the look, haha - have had a *nasty* tension headache the past 24hours. vibin’ and recovering well, though!)
(the forehead rag just very much completes the look, haha - have had a *nasty* tension headache the past 24hours. vibin’ and recovering well, though!)
Yesterday, we mourned the loss of two towers. Today, we celebrate the loss of a third
(I got bottom surgery!)
(I got bottom surgery!)
September 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yesterday, we mourned the loss of two towers. Today, we celebrate the loss of a third
(I got bottom surgery!)
(I got bottom surgery!)
wait, Stockholm metro cars have names?? since when??
September 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
wait, Stockholm metro cars have names?? since when??
had an anaerobic natural el salvadoran V60 today and it was *so good*, y’all
August 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
had an anaerobic natural el salvadoran V60 today and it was *so good*, y’all
tfw you go to get a haircut and they cut your hair
August 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
tfw you go to get a haircut and they cut your hair
... ok, bahtinov mask diffraction spikes with an Hα filter (i.e. the light is a single wavelength) are really cool
I wonder if there's a physical reason some of the dots are dimmer, or if it's just random imperfections
I wonder if there's a physical reason some of the dots are dimmer, or if it's just random imperfections
August 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
... ok, bahtinov mask diffraction spikes with an Hα filter (i.e. the light is a single wavelength) are really cool
I wonder if there's a physical reason some of the dots are dimmer, or if it's just random imperfections
I wonder if there's a physical reason some of the dots are dimmer, or if it's just random imperfections
ya girl doin' astrophotography
August 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
ya girl doin' astrophotography
I hung out with Hiro today!
August 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I hung out with Hiro today!
having an espresso machine at the office is so dangerous. im going feral on decaf flat whites. help.
August 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
having an espresso machine at the office is so dangerous. im going feral on decaf flat whites. help.
used my telescope properly for the first time in years!
August 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
used my telescope properly for the first time in years!
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