Michael (MJ)
@khonshu.net
Husband, Dude Dad, Infosec, Musician, Comics #STLCards #GoPackGo #NFLOwner #GoIrish #Atheist #BlueTeam #EthicalHacker
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My office buddy seems to still be recovering from our wild weekend.
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My office buddy seems to still be recovering from our wild weekend.
My text message to my wife last night after she went to bed.
January 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My text message to my wife last night after she went to bed.
When you take PTO for no reason other than you have too much PTO built up, it's good to set goals. Today's goal is to eat a bowl of chili without a spoon, using only kettle-cooked jalapeno chips. Halfway down, the chips are getting very small. Failure is imminent.
a man in a suit says " i tried " while being comforted by a woman
ALT: a man in a suit says " i tried " while being comforted by a woman
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November 26, 2024 at 4:28 AM
When you take PTO for no reason other than you have too much PTO built up, it's good to set goals. Today's goal is to eat a bowl of chili without a spoon, using only kettle-cooked jalapeno chips. Halfway down, the chips are getting very small. Failure is imminent.
November 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Somebody is looking for attention.
November 24, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Somebody is looking for attention.
November 24, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Well, Indiana... it was fun while it lasted.
November 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Well, Indiana... it was fun while it lasted.
Had my first taekwondo class with my daughter tonight. I’m exhausted but we had a lot of fun. Excited to see where this goes.
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Had my first taekwondo class with my daughter tonight. I’m exhausted but we had a lot of fun. Excited to see where this goes.
November 17, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 8:03 PM
In Indianapolis for the night…
I’m tired from the drive so I’m not going out. So now I need to figure out what to do that will keep me from watching that stupid fight on Netflix. So far all I’ve come up with is Ambien and an early bedtime.
I’m tired from the drive so I’m not going out. So now I need to figure out what to do that will keep me from watching that stupid fight on Netflix. So far all I’ve come up with is Ambien and an early bedtime.
November 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
In Indianapolis for the night…
I’m tired from the drive so I’m not going out. So now I need to figure out what to do that will keep me from watching that stupid fight on Netflix. So far all I’ve come up with is Ambien and an early bedtime.
I’m tired from the drive so I’m not going out. So now I need to figure out what to do that will keep me from watching that stupid fight on Netflix. So far all I’ve come up with is Ambien and an early bedtime.
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
- Laptop
- Travel Router
- Blue Team Handbook
- 5 Hour Energy
- Leatherman
- Laptop
- Travel Router
- Blue Team Handbook
- 5 Hour Energy
- Leatherman
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
- book
- notebook
- scraps of paper with scribbled notes from 5 years ago
- an email I printed out
- ibuprofen
- book
- notebook
- scraps of paper with scribbled notes from 5 years ago
- an email I printed out
- ibuprofen
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
- lipstick
- lipstick
- lipstick
- lipstick
- perfume that reminds me of when I used to be Catholic
- lipstick
- lipstick
- lipstick
- lipstick
- perfume that reminds me of when I used to be Catholic
November 15, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
- Laptop
- Travel Router
- Blue Team Handbook
- 5 Hour Energy
- Leatherman
- Laptop
- Travel Router
- Blue Team Handbook
- 5 Hour Energy
- Leatherman
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar sat next to me in an airport waiting area. I looked over and up at him as he shoved a handful of McDonald’s French fries covered in ketchup in his mouth. I tilted my head as to say “Kareem?” He just nodded back yes.
Willem Dafoe was sitting in first class on a flight I was on last year. I gave him the head nod as I walked by and he smiled and nodded back. Doesn’t get more mundane than that lol
Emergency Questions
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
November 14, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar sat next to me in an airport waiting area. I looked over and up at him as he shoved a handful of McDonald’s French fries covered in ketchup in his mouth. I tilted my head as to say “Kareem?” He just nodded back yes.
That’s it! I’m in 100%. @themikeschwartz.bsky.social I’ve only read the first issue but I love it! I was instantly obsessed with this panel. Time for issue 2.
November 9, 2024 at 1:54 AM
That’s it! I’m in 100%. @themikeschwartz.bsky.social I’ve only read the first issue but I love it! I was instantly obsessed with this panel. Time for issue 2.
This dog… always up in my face saying “pet me”.
November 9, 2024 at 12:37 AM
This dog… always up in my face saying “pet me”.