Rashad Khan
@khanartist79.bsky.social
You can’t start a fire without a spark.
“I Know What You Did Last Year at Marienbad”
July 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“I Know What You Did Last Year at Marienbad”
Clearly, CBS believes the American public is stupid enough to believe they axed “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” for “financial reasons.” Then again, we *are* the same American public who voted for Donald Trump twice, so maybe the network has a point?
July 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Clearly, CBS believes the American public is stupid enough to believe they axed “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” for “financial reasons.” Then again, we *are* the same American public who voted for Donald Trump twice, so maybe the network has a point?
It’s Mothers’ Day, and I’m on the verge of tears, because I’m broke and I can’t afford to take my own mother out to dinner. Poverty is hard, ladies and gents; and no, I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
May 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s Mothers’ Day, and I’m on the verge of tears, because I’m broke and I can’t afford to take my own mother out to dinner. Poverty is hard, ladies and gents; and no, I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
“You better look before you leap, still waters run deep/
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out/
And you know what I'm talkin' about”
No, Lynn Anderson, I *don’t* know what you’re talking about.
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out/
And you know what I'm talkin' about”
No, Lynn Anderson, I *don’t* know what you’re talking about.
March 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“You better look before you leap, still waters run deep/
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out/
And you know what I'm talkin' about”
No, Lynn Anderson, I *don’t* know what you’re talking about.
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out/
And you know what I'm talkin' about”
No, Lynn Anderson, I *don’t* know what you’re talking about.
Online friend: “You know America has officially been made great again when we’re fishing bodies out of the Potomac.”
January 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Online friend: “You know America has officially been made great again when we’re fishing bodies out of the Potomac.”
Hallmark movie idea: The EP/Showrunner of TV’s #1 crime drama must take in her show’s hotheaded lead actor after his pad burns down in the L.A. fires. The 2 have always had a combustible relationship, but once he becomes her new roomie, sparks of a different kind begin to fly.
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hallmark movie idea: The EP/Showrunner of TV’s #1 crime drama must take in her show’s hotheaded lead actor after his pad burns down in the L.A. fires. The 2 have always had a combustible relationship, but once he becomes her new roomie, sparks of a different kind begin to fly.
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You do NOT have to speak to ICE without a JUDICIAL warrant. If they attempt to enter your home or your workplace, ask for a warrant. Sometimes they will try to use other, non qualifying paperwork. They need a warrant.
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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You do NOT have to speak to ICE without a JUDICIAL warrant. If they attempt to enter your home or your workplace, ask for a warrant. Sometimes they will try to use other, non qualifying paperwork. They need a warrant.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
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We'll get through this. Trust me. We will.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We'll get through this. Trust me. We will.
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If you're still on Twitter/X.... today, the day of the nazi salute would be an EXCELLENT DAY to CLOSE your account. Just sayin'.
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If you're still on Twitter/X.... today, the day of the nazi salute would be an EXCELLENT DAY to CLOSE your account. Just sayin'.
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Elon Musk must be 'encouraged' to depart the USA.
January 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Elon Musk must be 'encouraged' to depart the USA.
“Pet” peeve: People who have adopted pets just to become social media influencers. You know who you are, you know what you’re doing and you’re lucky no one’s reported you yet.
January 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
“Pet” peeve: People who have adopted pets just to become social media influencers. You know who you are, you know what you’re doing and you’re lucky no one’s reported you yet.
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2) are thrilled at real intimidation by Trump: Meta and other companies are self-censoring and opening the floodgates to lies and propaganda, all in obvious fear of Trump's penchant for persecuting media outlets he doesn't like.
This is how the 1st Amendment really dies.
This is how the 1st Amendment really dies.
January 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
2) are thrilled at real intimidation by Trump: Meta and other companies are self-censoring and opening the floodgates to lies and propaganda, all in obvious fear of Trump's penchant for persecuting media outlets he doesn't like.
This is how the 1st Amendment really dies.
This is how the 1st Amendment really dies.
I don’t know why some food app hasn’t approached John Travolta about starring in a series of commercials as “The Man in the Plastic Bubble.” It’s an ad campaign that writes itself.
December 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I don’t know why some food app hasn’t approached John Travolta about starring in a series of commercials as “The Man in the Plastic Bubble.” It’s an ad campaign that writes itself.
It really isn’t the holiday season until you’ve heard Dionne Warwick cough and gasp her way through “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas.”
November 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
It really isn’t the holiday season until you’ve heard Dionne Warwick cough and gasp her way through “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas.”
Mama Khan: "Make sure the house is clean before your brother comes for Thanksgiving."
Me: "Why? He should be used to our filth by now!"
Me: "Why? He should be used to our filth by now!"
November 16, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Mama Khan: "Make sure the house is clean before your brother comes for Thanksgiving."
Me: "Why? He should be used to our filth by now!"
Me: "Why? He should be used to our filth by now!"
You bring green bean casserole to my Thanksgiving feast and I will end you AND your people.
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 AM
You bring green bean casserole to my Thanksgiving feast and I will end you AND your people.
“You gotta grab ‘em while they’re still young!”
Woman testified to House panel that Gaetz had sex with her when she was 17: Sources - ABC News
November 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM
“You gotta grab ‘em while they’re still young!”
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Holding both Houses of Congress, Trump will achieve much of his agenda in the next two years. Yet he's STILL TRYING to pervert 237 years of Constitutional precedent in order to gain even more control. This should be evidence enough to anyone that Trump's aim is to be dictator, not president.
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Holding both Houses of Congress, Trump will achieve much of his agenda in the next two years. Yet he's STILL TRYING to pervert 237 years of Constitutional precedent in order to gain even more control. This should be evidence enough to anyone that Trump's aim is to be dictator, not president.
The last 2 minutes of “Mommie Dearest”:
Christina: “Oh, Mommie Dearest, I love you and miss you so…”
Lawyer: “Your mother left you nothing.”
Christina: “That bitch!”
Christina: “Oh, Mommie Dearest, I love you and miss you so…”
Lawyer: “Your mother left you nothing.”
Christina: “That bitch!”
November 13, 2024 at 1:00 AM
The last 2 minutes of “Mommie Dearest”:
Christina: “Oh, Mommie Dearest, I love you and miss you so…”
Lawyer: “Your mother left you nothing.”
Christina: “That bitch!”
Christina: “Oh, Mommie Dearest, I love you and miss you so…”
Lawyer: “Your mother left you nothing.”
Christina: “That bitch!”
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Instagram has taught me that if I'm playing basketball or lifting weights and a nerdy-looking guy comes up wearing glasses, sandals, and a backpack and asks if he can join, I'm about to get my ass kicked.
November 12, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Instagram has taught me that if I'm playing basketball or lifting weights and a nerdy-looking guy comes up wearing glasses, sandals, and a backpack and asks if he can join, I'm about to get my ass kicked.
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“Don’t end friendship over politics!”
Ma’am, I will end a friendship with someone who refuses to turn off motion smoothing on their television.
Ma’am, I will end a friendship with someone who refuses to turn off motion smoothing on their television.
November 10, 2024 at 8:43 PM
“Don’t end friendship over politics!”
Ma’am, I will end a friendship with someone who refuses to turn off motion smoothing on their television.
Ma’am, I will end a friendship with someone who refuses to turn off motion smoothing on their television.