Woke up to a hard smack in the eye. Turns out the bitch I was dream smacking, was me 😭

Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all

Do we even have laws anymore?

Without public knowledge, Elon Musk is serving as a “special government employee” under President Donald Trump, with access to sensitive information (including your SSN) and broad authority granted by Trump.

I am a mathematician who specializes in chaos theory & I traveled to a secluded island where a wealthy eccentric brought back dinosaurs using DNA from a mosquito entombed in fossilized amber-the dinosaurs escape & take over the island but I survived.

I’m running the Office of Science & Tech Policy

Now do a Pippin movie, please.