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kfmon.bsky.social
K
@kfmon.bsky.social
CHI | Really out here, babey!
Every AI ad is just different scenarios of, “this person is incompetent, and also has no friends”
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Writing my vows rn and I have to stop writing every 5 minutes so I can take a break to sob
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
AI commercials are trying to normalize use of regular AI by depicting the users as friendless fuckin dorks with no imaginations
September 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Happy to be hot and have a lot of friends :)
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The rule in my house is that we are no longer allowed to accept mugs that our friends make bc we have too many and friends who do pottery fuckin LOVE to make mugs
July 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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"this is a distraction from other issues!" bitch you weren't going to do anything about those other issues, either!
June 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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individualism is the greatest societal cancer we have ever witnessed, the root of almost all rot in todays world
June 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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forcing JD Vance into the middle of this against his will is such an incredible bonus
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It’s croc girl summer
May 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I had literally showered, waxed my armpits and put on my pajamas before going back out bc a friend asked me to, don’t never say I did nothing for no one
May 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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the social consequences of people replacing human connection with a hallucinated connection with a chatbot are going to be genuinely horrendous
May 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Absolutely hate washable rugs. that’s a towel
May 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Thinking about the time I sent money to a guy on a Chicago mutual aid page in covid and he reached out to me 1 year later to send me 6 CDs he made in thanks that included furry-based backstories and illustrations
May 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I actively reject having adhd even tho I literally take meds for it bc it’s cringe ❤️
May 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?
May 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Considering watching BGC
May 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I luv community (a friend knowing I’ve been wanting a dollhouse and then buying 2 on Facebook marketplace so she could give me one, and I will give her some doll furniture in return)
May 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Convinced every male bodybuilding influencer was just a dude who got bullied for liking anime in high school
May 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Neither of these mfs better make me regret RT this
THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER

THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
May 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
GOTTA get my ass to a water park
May 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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may the fifth be wifth you
May 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Finding out the nationality of the new pope is my World Cup
May 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m using bluesky again, do we still call posting skeeting or is there a new word for it
April 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A car just drove past me at the exact right distance and speed that it equally could have been electric or it was just playing the song Ribs by Lorde
April 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM