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How much for a decent bottle of wine? About 20 minutes.
I'll play along, why not? Nothing is sacred anymore.
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"What do you want for Christmas," asks a child. Melania: piss on the world and hell.

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Patrick El-Hag on Instagram: "Piss on the world, hell by #MelaniaTrump #Trump #america #usa #Christmas #godjul #merrychristmas"
280 likes, 2 comments - patrickelhag on December 21, 2024: "Piss on the world, hell by #MelaniaTrump #Trump #america #usa #Christmas #godjul #merrychristmas".
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December 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pretty sure I'll be cleaning my toilet or digging a ditch then.
December 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Only the biggest asshole sociopath in America would turn the tragic murder of two parents by their mentally ill son into a political insult across social media. But nobody's surprised anymore by Donald j Trump's own mental incapacities and unhinged arrogance. What a sad farce he's made of the US.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
AI, please fix this holiday decor. Make it more realistic.
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bout sums it up. And a pitcher of margaritas gets you a plastic gold chain too.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Trump's Ukrainian peace plan is HORSE SHIT just like his entire presidency.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I hereby solemnly swear that "state-your-name" snoozy donny is one huge fool & pathological liar with full-blown NPD - narcissistic personality disorder. Look it up.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
11/9/25 330p. Current conditions at Atlanta Airport, the world's busiest. Red = cancelled. This is costing Airlines hundreds of millions. Fear not, demolition of 1/3 of the WH, gaudy gold leaf paint everywhere, & extreme NPD (narcissistic personality disorder) is doing wonders. #snoozydonny
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Given the failure of contract negotiations, it is no longer possible to stream ABC News on YouTube TV. So I'm rediscovering PBS NewsHour. Excellent, objective reporting minus all the superfluous special effects and timed saturation ads.
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just in, 153,000 job cuts in October, the worst layoff data in over two decades.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
HAHAHA. Jackass.
October 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fools magats already complaining his 2nd amendment rights were violated and how the raid was handled. I swear the insanity of some people in this country around that issue is worse than a viral plague.
www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/u...
Police arrested a 13-year-old in Washington state who had ‘everything ready to go’ for a mass shooting | CNN
When police arrested a 13-year-old boy in Washington state last week accused of making threats to kill, they found he had “everything ready to go to commit a mass shooting” – including a trove of more...
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September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I hate that Charlie Kirk was murdered & his family left fatherless by gunshot today in addition to the OTHER shootings in CO TODAY. But his particular rage triggering celebrity in NOT unique. So far in 2025, there've been 10k gun deaths, 18k injuries & 300 mass shootings In the God Blessed US. Yawn.
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
DJT, the elected face, voice, and ethos of America, and bearer of its lowest standard in US history.
September 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
September 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fresh from the artist, ArtsyCoxy.
He says TikTok took it down at 200k views. www.instagram.com/artsycoxy
August 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Facts!!
An old Russian joke that feels like it was written yesterday

Every day,an old woman went to a news stand, bought a paper, glaced at it, and threw it away. Finally the owner asked her why

"I'm checking the obituaries"

"But the obituaries aren't on the front page"

"The one I'm looking for will be"
August 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Truth!
August 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
50% of this country deserves everything they don't have coming to them but deception and trickery. #the666potus
August 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Heck, you can cure smallpox w calamine lotion and a little WD-40, and prayers.
August 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don't know if this image or the claim it makes is real, yet it wouldn't surprise me a bit. Can anyone confirm?
August 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM