Drugmonkey
@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social
Just a vermin poisoning the blood of the country.
Back from Mexico and gotta tell you it's Mexiawesome. Seriously can see me making more Mexitime.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Back from Mexico and gotta tell you it's Mexiawesome. Seriously can see me making more Mexitime.
Y'all know I'm no fan of trump, but gotta give him props where he earns them. He knows Democrats are spineless weaklings and exactly how to play them.
It'll only be worse next time. Giving in to a bully never ends well.
It'll only be worse next time. Giving in to a bully never ends well.
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Y'all know I'm no fan of trump, but gotta give him props where he earns them. He knows Democrats are spineless weaklings and exactly how to play them.
It'll only be worse next time. Giving in to a bully never ends well.
It'll only be worse next time. Giving in to a bully never ends well.
Going to Mexico soon and looking over my travel health insurance policy. I'm seriously thinking about scheduling a heart attack while I'm down there, as the coverage is much better than the crap plan that I have here.
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Going to Mexico soon and looking over my travel health insurance policy. I'm seriously thinking about scheduling a heart attack while I'm down there, as the coverage is much better than the crap plan that I have here.
Whoever could have seen this NBA sports betting scandal coming?
Me. That's who. I am a goddamn prophet.
Me. That's who. I am a goddamn prophet.
This whole betting on sports mania we've seen break out over the last couple years will not end well.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Whoever could have seen this NBA sports betting scandal coming?
Me. That's who. I am a goddamn prophet.
Me. That's who. I am a goddamn prophet.
This is a Saturday Night Live skit that writes itself. A press conference at the Pentagon filled with buffoons asking asinine questions. Mike Lindell sitting there hugging a pillow. Comedy fucking gold.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/b...
Pentagon Announces ‘Next Generation’ Press Corps
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This is a Saturday Night Live skit that writes itself. A press conference at the Pentagon filled with buffoons asking asinine questions. Mike Lindell sitting there hugging a pillow. Comedy fucking gold.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/b...
Anyone who's been through a NRA gun safety course should know that firing live shells over a highway was a dumb idea.
And yes, I've been through a NRA gun safety course. You never point your gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
And yes, I've been through a NRA gun safety course. You never point your gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Anyone who's been through a NRA gun safety course should know that firing live shells over a highway was a dumb idea.
And yes, I've been through a NRA gun safety course. You never point your gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
And yes, I've been through a NRA gun safety course. You never point your gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
This is how spent my afternoon. I feel if more Germans had been wearing orange dinosaur costumes in 1933, catastrophe could have been avoided.
October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is how spent my afternoon. I feel if more Germans had been wearing orange dinosaur costumes in 1933, catastrophe could have been avoided.
One of the major points the organizers of today's No Kings protests makes is the importance of de-escalation. To that end, I'll be wearing a dinosaur costume that makes it impossible to flip off the Trumpanzees.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
One of the major points the organizers of today's No Kings protests makes is the importance of de-escalation. To that end, I'll be wearing a dinosaur costume that makes it impossible to flip off the Trumpanzees.
Once again, I will point out that if Republicans don't like being called Nazis, they do have the option of not acting like Nazis.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Once again, I will point out that if Republicans don't like being called Nazis, they do have the option of not acting like Nazis.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
1563 cases of a disease this year declared eliminated in this country 25 years ago.
1 in 8 cases resulting in hospitalization.
92% unvaccinated.
MaKiNg AMeRiCa HeaLThY AgAiN!!
www.cdc.gov/measles/data...
1 in 8 cases resulting in hospitalization.
92% unvaccinated.
MaKiNg AMeRiCa HeaLThY AgAiN!!
www.cdc.gov/measles/data...
Measles Cases and Outbreaks
Find the latest numbers of confirmed U.S. measles cases. CDC updates this page weekly.
www.cdc.gov
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
1563 cases of a disease this year declared eliminated in this country 25 years ago.
1 in 8 cases resulting in hospitalization.
92% unvaccinated.
MaKiNg AMeRiCa HeaLThY AgAiN!!
www.cdc.gov/measles/data...
1 in 8 cases resulting in hospitalization.
92% unvaccinated.
MaKiNg AMeRiCa HeaLThY AgAiN!!
www.cdc.gov/measles/data...
Measles was declared eliminated in this country in 2000.
Making germs great again.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Making germs great again.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Hundreds of U.S. students quarantined amid measles outbreaks
At least 270 unvaccinated kids are staying home from school as measles continues to spread nationwide. "Expect more," one expert said.
www.nbcnews.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Measles was declared eliminated in this country in 2000.
Making germs great again.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Making germs great again.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Donald Trump got his COVID booster yesterday.
In this particular, limited, instance, you should be like Donald Trump.
In this particular, limited, instance, you should be like Donald Trump.
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Donald Trump got his COVID booster yesterday.
In this particular, limited, instance, you should be like Donald Trump.
In this particular, limited, instance, you should be like Donald Trump.
And now we can add one of the winners of the chemistry prize.
I'm sure Oklahoma will get on the board just as soon as they get those ten commandments up in their classrooms.
I'm sure Oklahoma will get on the board just as soon as they get those ten commandments up in their classrooms.
All three of this year's Nobel Prize winners in physics, as well as one of the winners in medicine, are from California.
How you smart people in Oklahoma doin'? Lol.
How you smart people in Oklahoma doin'? Lol.
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
And now we can add one of the winners of the chemistry prize.
I'm sure Oklahoma will get on the board just as soon as they get those ten commandments up in their classrooms.
I'm sure Oklahoma will get on the board just as soon as they get those ten commandments up in their classrooms.
In these divided political times, I think there's one point we can all agree on.
It is complete bullshit that members of Congress get paid during a government shutdown and air traffic controllers don't.
It is complete bullshit that members of Congress get paid during a government shutdown and air traffic controllers don't.
October 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In these divided political times, I think there's one point we can all agree on.
It is complete bullshit that members of Congress get paid during a government shutdown and air traffic controllers don't.
It is complete bullshit that members of Congress get paid during a government shutdown and air traffic controllers don't.
All three of this year's Nobel Prize winners in physics, as well as one of the winners in medicine, are from California.
How you smart people in Oklahoma doin'? Lol.
How you smart people in Oklahoma doin'? Lol.
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
All three of this year's Nobel Prize winners in physics, as well as one of the winners in medicine, are from California.
How you smart people in Oklahoma doin'? Lol.
How you smart people in Oklahoma doin'? Lol.
Got to see someone with whooping cough today. Thanks anti-vaxxers!!
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Got to see someone with whooping cough today. Thanks anti-vaxxers!!
Deploying ICE to the Super Bowl doesn't have anything to do with catching illegal immigrants. No one thinks field workers are buying tickets on the 50 yard line.
It's about setting a precedent for Trump to send his goon army anywhere there's someone/thing that irritates him.
It's about setting a precedent for Trump to send his goon army anywhere there's someone/thing that irritates him.
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Deploying ICE to the Super Bowl doesn't have anything to do with catching illegal immigrants. No one thinks field workers are buying tickets on the 50 yard line.
It's about setting a precedent for Trump to send his goon army anywhere there's someone/thing that irritates him.
It's about setting a precedent for Trump to send his goon army anywhere there's someone/thing that irritates him.
"In the end, they never really recovered from losing the Drugmonkey," said every Wall Street analyst.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...
Rite Aid, Once One of America’s Biggest Pharmacy Chains, Closes Its Last Stores
www.nytimes.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"In the end, they never really recovered from losing the Drugmonkey," said every Wall Street analyst.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...
I keep posting this, but only because it continues to be so true.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
-LBJ
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
-LBJ
Lets review
Trump screws soybean farmers during 1st term by starting trade war. They need federal bailouts to survive
Biden does not screw soybean farmers. Prices high. Farmers make bank
Soybean farmers vote for Trump in 2024
Trump screws soybean farmers even harder this time
God MAGAs are dumb
Trump screws soybean farmers during 1st term by starting trade war. They need federal bailouts to survive
Biden does not screw soybean farmers. Prices high. Farmers make bank
Soybean farmers vote for Trump in 2024
Trump screws soybean farmers even harder this time
God MAGAs are dumb
September 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I keep posting this, but only because it continues to be so true.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
-LBJ
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
-LBJ
But wait, it gets better.
The Trump administration is seriously considering sending $20 billion to Argentina, one of the countries currently taking market share from our farming dumbfucks, to prop up the Argentine economy.
The Argentine economy.
BWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!!
The Trump administration is seriously considering sending $20 billion to Argentina, one of the countries currently taking market share from our farming dumbfucks, to prop up the Argentine economy.
The Argentine economy.
BWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!!
Lets review
Trump screws soybean farmers during 1st term by starting trade war. They need federal bailouts to survive
Biden does not screw soybean farmers. Prices high. Farmers make bank
Soybean farmers vote for Trump in 2024
Trump screws soybean farmers even harder this time
God MAGAs are dumb
Trump screws soybean farmers during 1st term by starting trade war. They need federal bailouts to survive
Biden does not screw soybean farmers. Prices high. Farmers make bank
Soybean farmers vote for Trump in 2024
Trump screws soybean farmers even harder this time
God MAGAs are dumb
September 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
But wait, it gets better.
The Trump administration is seriously considering sending $20 billion to Argentina, one of the countries currently taking market share from our farming dumbfucks, to prop up the Argentine economy.
The Argentine economy.
BWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!!
The Trump administration is seriously considering sending $20 billion to Argentina, one of the countries currently taking market share from our farming dumbfucks, to prop up the Argentine economy.
The Argentine economy.
BWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!!
Lets review
Trump screws soybean farmers during 1st term by starting trade war. They need federal bailouts to survive
Biden does not screw soybean farmers. Prices high. Farmers make bank
Soybean farmers vote for Trump in 2024
Trump screws soybean farmers even harder this time
God MAGAs are dumb
Trump screws soybean farmers during 1st term by starting trade war. They need federal bailouts to survive
Biden does not screw soybean farmers. Prices high. Farmers make bank
Soybean farmers vote for Trump in 2024
Trump screws soybean farmers even harder this time
God MAGAs are dumb
September 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Lets review
Trump screws soybean farmers during 1st term by starting trade war. They need federal bailouts to survive
Biden does not screw soybean farmers. Prices high. Farmers make bank
Soybean farmers vote for Trump in 2024
Trump screws soybean farmers even harder this time
God MAGAs are dumb
Trump screws soybean farmers during 1st term by starting trade war. They need federal bailouts to survive
Biden does not screw soybean farmers. Prices high. Farmers make bank
Soybean farmers vote for Trump in 2024
Trump screws soybean farmers even harder this time
God MAGAs are dumb
So Sinclair demanded an apology and a "meaningful personal donation" to Charlie Kirk's organization to put Jimmy Kimmel back on the air.
ABC countered with an offer of nothing, and Kimmel is now back on Sinclair stations.
Tried to power play Disney and got their ass handed to them.
LOL
ABC countered with an offer of nothing, and Kimmel is now back on Sinclair stations.
Tried to power play Disney and got their ass handed to them.
LOL
September 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
So Sinclair demanded an apology and a "meaningful personal donation" to Charlie Kirk's organization to put Jimmy Kimmel back on the air.
ABC countered with an offer of nothing, and Kimmel is now back on Sinclair stations.
Tried to power play Disney and got their ass handed to them.
LOL
ABC countered with an offer of nothing, and Kimmel is now back on Sinclair stations.
Tried to power play Disney and got their ass handed to them.
LOL
Keith Richards is 81 years old. Everything your doctor told you is wrong.
September 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Keith Richards is 81 years old. Everything your doctor told you is wrong.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social and his ilk seem to be upset people are calling them Nazis.
I would remind them that they do have the option to stop acting like Nazis.
I would remind them that they do have the option to stop acting like Nazis.
September 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social and his ilk seem to be upset people are calling them Nazis.
I would remind them that they do have the option to stop acting like Nazis.
I would remind them that they do have the option to stop acting like Nazis.