Keyboard Goblin
@keygob.bsky.social
Degen leftist cyber freak. Everyday Im lurkin.
I really need to get a sweater that screams rugged light house keeper... but like... 25% more gay?
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I really need to get a sweater that screams rugged light house keeper... but like... 25% more gay?
Me dodging social interactions with sick people after learning that my lungs got wrecked from covid 5 years ago.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a roof
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a roof
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December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me dodging social interactions with sick people after learning that my lungs got wrecked from covid 5 years ago.
Let me just boot up Bluesky so I can type out replies and then delete them.
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Let me just boot up Bluesky so I can type out replies and then delete them.
Im so tired of ads being squeezed in everywhere. Just know, if you advertise a product I go out of my way not to buy it.
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Im so tired of ads being squeezed in everywhere. Just know, if you advertise a product I go out of my way not to buy it.
Lurking on bluesky only on weekdays cause y'all mfers stress me out
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Lurking on bluesky only on weekdays cause y'all mfers stress me out
@tacticoolgf.bsky.social When gearing up for getting NVGs would you suggest spending the extra coin to go ballistic helmet over bump? Or allocate those resources elsewhere? IR devices, extra bullets...
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@tacticoolgf.bsky.social When gearing up for getting NVGs would you suggest spending the extra coin to go ballistic helmet over bump? Or allocate those resources elsewhere? IR devices, extra bullets...
I'm so awkward, and have been for so long ... I don't even get embarrassed or care about it anymore.
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm so awkward, and have been for so long ... I don't even get embarrassed or care about it anymore.
Wait, did people think Trump was actually a serious contender for the Peace Prize? I thought that was a bit ...
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Wait, did people think Trump was actually a serious contender for the Peace Prize? I thought that was a bit ...
Men, if you go into a stall and piss standing up with the seat down and get piss all over the seat, well then that's it. Im going to take a hammer to your dick and everyone is going to call you Dipshit Flat Dick Jimmy. Fuck you.
Thats all.
Thats all.
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Men, if you go into a stall and piss standing up with the seat down and get piss all over the seat, well then that's it. Im going to take a hammer to your dick and everyone is going to call you Dipshit Flat Dick Jimmy. Fuck you.
Thats all.
Thats all.
I study chess so that if I ever meet Peter Thiel I can whoop his ass on the board. Que the training montage.
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I study chess so that if I ever meet Peter Thiel I can whoop his ass on the board. Que the training montage.
Me waiting to find out what kind of wedding my partner wants so I can figure out when I can buy nightvision.
a man with sweat running down his face
ALT: a man with sweat running down his face
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September 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me waiting to find out what kind of wedding my partner wants so I can figure out when I can buy nightvision.
Me having just won a game of chess: I feel pretty good about this game. Lets analyze it with stockfish...oh...oh no...
Is a queen really hanging if your opponent never sees it? 🤷
Is a queen really hanging if your opponent never sees it? 🤷
September 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Me having just won a game of chess: I feel pretty good about this game. Lets analyze it with stockfish...oh...oh no...
Is a queen really hanging if your opponent never sees it? 🤷
Is a queen really hanging if your opponent never sees it? 🤷
I miss when I liked computers and would do harmless innocent hacker shit all night. Then my dumbass was like let's go to college! Ill do computer stuff and wont be poor! Still poor, just hate computers now.
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I miss when I liked computers and would do harmless innocent hacker shit all night. Then my dumbass was like let's go to college! Ill do computer stuff and wont be poor! Still poor, just hate computers now.
Can someone shoot a bump helmet with a rubber bullet for science please? Thx
September 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Can someone shoot a bump helmet with a rubber bullet for science please? Thx
I miss DefCon. Some year I'll make it back.
August 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I miss DefCon. Some year I'll make it back.
FFS if one more person tells me to read the bible today Im going to lose my shit.
July 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
FFS if one more person tells me to read the bible today Im going to lose my shit.
No, I don't care about the autopen. I also wont accept outrage from the party that went along with Trump "telepathically" declassifying documents.
July 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
No, I don't care about the autopen. I also wont accept outrage from the party that went along with Trump "telepathically" declassifying documents.
Reposted by Keyboard Goblin
Here is this week’s, an Alevi Kurdish lady with cancer who is obviously very worried about detention or deportation www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...
Donate to Urgent Help for Buket's Asylum Case, organized by Buket Tan
I am Buket TAN, an Alevi Kurdish woman. Turkey did not give me the chance to live becaus… Buket Tan needs your support for Urgent Help for Buket's Asylum Case
www.gofundme.com
July 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Here is this week’s, an Alevi Kurdish lady with cancer who is obviously very worried about detention or deportation www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...
Ope, new Rimworld DLC is out. Good luck world see you Monday.
July 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ope, new Rimworld DLC is out. Good luck world see you Monday.
The overlap of the amazing gaydar gay men have and people that scream homophobic slurs at me from yee yee ass trucks is striking. Ive come to the conclusion that they both want to fuck men but only one group is honest about it.
July 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The overlap of the amazing gaydar gay men have and people that scream homophobic slurs at me from yee yee ass trucks is striking. Ive come to the conclusion that they both want to fuck men but only one group is honest about it.
Apparently ICE morale is low. Good. Fuck you. feel bad. Quit, then maybe I'll care.
July 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Apparently ICE morale is low. Good. Fuck you. feel bad. Quit, then maybe I'll care.
Lol MTG wants to ban weather control? As if a group of people that could make natural disasters wouldn't simply go
"Sorry can't hear you over this tornado I just made you silly bitch."
🙄
"Sorry can't hear you over this tornado I just made you silly bitch."
🙄
July 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Lol MTG wants to ban weather control? As if a group of people that could make natural disasters wouldn't simply go
"Sorry can't hear you over this tornado I just made you silly bitch."
🙄
"Sorry can't hear you over this tornado I just made you silly bitch."
🙄
Freecad is going to be my 13th reason.
July 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Freecad is going to be my 13th reason.
Bluesky? You mean the app I open to type dumb jokes to people's posts, laugh at my own bullshit, then delete before hitting send?
June 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Bluesky? You mean the app I open to type dumb jokes to people's posts, laugh at my own bullshit, then delete before hitting send?